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#1 Mama Kel

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Posted 15 July 2009 - 12:50 AM

I know there's another thread about this but I can't find it...

any way let me preface this story w/ every time we're in the car & my girls say they have to pee - I ask if they can hold it i until they get home

so 4th of July we take the girls to west point for fireworks. It's a beautiful night, the band starts playing, & then Jess pukes all over me.

so we leave & are driving home. Jess starts crying saying her tummy hurts. I ask her if she needs to spitoooey (throw up) again & she says yes.

so Catie says "can you hold it in until we get home honey?" :rotf:

#2 fire_rocket

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Posted 16 July 2009 - 12:25 PM

:lol:

We were on our way to visit my parents this past weekend and Eliza was crying. Maya's sitting next to her in the back seat and we hear out of her "I know, baby, I know." :lol:

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Posted 17 July 2009 - 05:44 PM

:heart::funny1::heart:

#4 Mama Kel

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Posted 19 July 2009 - 08:40 PM

Today packing up from Greyfox - Catie was jumping on the air mattress holding her knees yeling "candyball!!" (cannonball):lol:

#5 Mama Kel

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 01:12 PM

The latest - we were listening to the song 'soul man' on the mp3 in the car & Catie asked "why is he so mad?":rotf:

#6 shadeelady

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 03:57 PM

:lol: :lol:

#7 Ravn

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Posted 17 August 2009 - 04:38 PM

I was babysitting for a friend of mine yesterday.

All 4 kids (my 2, her 2) were watching "Drain the Ocean" with me

Jacob (3) says ~ Look!! Fish!!!!
Karys (4) says ~ ohhhhhhh, Pretty!
Maddie (7) says ~ Look how many kinds there are!!
Aidan (7) says ~ I bet I could eat them!

#8 fire_rocket

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 12:20 AM

Maya went into the bathroom the other day to go potty by herself. She came running out and said "I didn't fall in! Yay!!" :lol:

#9 shadeelady

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Posted 18 August 2009 - 11:06 PM

:lol: i love this thread!

#10 Mama Kel

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 12:06 AM

Maya went into the bathroom the other day to go potty by herself. She came running out and said "I didn't fall in! Yay!!" :lol:


:lmao:

#11 BoggleKng

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Posted 19 August 2009 - 01:39 AM

:-) kids.. gotta love em

#12 cj

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Posted 22 August 2009 - 07:41 AM

for the past few days, jeremy has been prefacing statements with, "you want to hear something funny?"
he has taken to renaming himself -- first katie, and then shane. just 'cause... :D
he also has a made up brother named rico and sister named rocco, who apparently sleep in my bed. :lol:

#13 Mama Kel

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 12:32 AM

My Catie's imaginary friend for the past 2 years is a girl named Rocco:eek: random

#14 cj

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Posted 26 August 2009 - 01:09 AM

wow! that is some supercool randomness, right there. i love it! :D

#15 Mama Kel

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Posted 20 September 2009 - 01:32 PM

The latest:

I got dressed nice to go out to dinner with friends. I came downstairs & Catie said, "Wow Mom you look GREAT! Alls you need now is a HAT!":rotf:

#16 soulshiny

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Posted 27 September 2009 - 08:44 PM

the other day Evan said "Mommy wipe that dirt off your eye"

while walking through macy's I was talked into stopping for a little make over. odviously Evan has never seen me with eye makup on:funny1:

#17 Mama Kel

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Posted 02 October 2009 - 07:34 PM

Cate calls tater tots 'tater totters' :funny1:

#18 Mama Kel

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 05:52 PM

Jess says the other day, " Daddy, when you married Mommy, did Grammie & Grampie take care of us?" <3 <3 <3

#19 Raynequeen

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 06:51 PM

hospital = hoppytail, or dr. house
balloons = bally oons
mcdonalds= donald's house

#20 wabbit

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Posted 07 October 2009 - 07:14 PM

Driving in the car the other day I was talking to Gabe about what we were going to do when we got home. He told me he wanted to play with such and such toy. I said that sounded like a great toy for him to play with. He thought for a moment, sighed and said, yes Mom, I have more than enough toys.. :funny1:

He also calls us Mom and Dad now..we still get Mommy and Daddy, but it's starting to be more frequent to be called Mom and Dad.

When my sister's dog starts barking, he'll look at her very solemnly and say, Lulu, NO thank you--

And my favorite.. I hurt myself the other day and was whining a bit. Gabe came up to me and said, Mom, are you happy? I told him no, I was sad because I hurt myself. He said, Don't be sad, I will make you happy. I will hug you. :heart::heart:

#21 Mama Kel

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Posted 08 October 2009 - 02:32 AM

hospital = hoppytail, or dr. house
balloons = bally oons
mcdonalds= donald's house


Cate used to call Mcdonalds 'old mac donalds' :funny1:

#22 cj

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 10:09 PM

today jeremy wanted to wash some dishes. as he was doing it, he said to me, "i have to wash dishes because washing dishes is part of being a man." :clapping::funny1:

then he went upstairs to the bathroom and asked kev to get down the shaving stuff, because he has to shave because it is part of being a man, too. :lol:

he's really interested in the right way to do things, so he always wants to know what the "constructions" are.

#23 Mama Kel

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 10:13 PM

today jeremy wanted to wash some dishes. as he was doing it, he said to me, "i have to wash dishes because washing dishes is part of being a man." :clapping::funny1:


Good job Mommy! I wish my MIL taught the hubbs this :funny1: Too cute!

#24 hippiechickme

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Posted 11 November 2009 - 10:44 PM

When Damien was born we started calling my husband Pappy and I am Grandmama. Damien is now 20 months old an he calls us both Pappy. Pappy and pappy!:lol:

#25 Mama Kel

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 01:27 AM

To preface this story, I'm fairly large busted, my MIL is very well endowed, & my mom is 5'2" 100 lbs soakin wet - not so much

anyway over the summer my mom was wearing one of those thin tank tops that you could wear under a shirt or as a shirt. so she takes off the tee shirt she was wearing b/c it got hot.

Catie looks at her & says "Nana!! You forgot your Boobies!!":lol:

#26 BoggleKng

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Posted 12 November 2009 - 03:05 AM

lol... Maddy asked me to what the F word means?!! And I actually had to think about that one.

#27 Mama Kel

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Posted 13 November 2009 - 01:22 AM

:lol: Yeah I've definitely gotten a few I've had to think about

#28 Mama Kel

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Posted 19 November 2009 - 03:05 PM

I've got one via my friend erika:

her son was asking about their wedding & they were talking about it & showing him pictures. So he started asking where's my picture, where am I" so Erika started to explain & he said "I know! I was in your belly!!" :lol:

she was like - don't start spreading that rumor!

#29 Janine H

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Posted 20 November 2009 - 02:36 PM

My neighbor has a home made bird feeder in her tree, my son spotted it and saw that her address was painted on it , he asked me if it was there so the birds know where they live lol :funny1:

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 03:52 PM

while we were watching a wedding dress show my 12 year old asked if our dog liza could be the maid of honor at her wedding!:clapping:

#31 Mama Kel

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Posted 22 November 2009 - 04:11 PM

while we were watching a wedding dress show my 12 year old asked if our dog liza could be the maid of honor at her wedding!:clapping:


Awesome!! :funny1::clapping:

edited to add: she'll probably be the most loyal MOH ever!

#32 cj

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Posted 23 November 2009 - 01:02 AM

jeremy keeps wanting to use "hand sanalyzer."

a few days ago he told his gramma that she "should get a husband who isn't dead." :lol: no idea where that came from. as far as he knows she's never been married, and kev's dad is alive and well in another province. :lol:

#33 Mama Kel

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Posted 24 November 2009 - 12:58 PM

I'm sitting here drinking coffee & Jess (3) walks into the bathroom & I hear her singing, " I'm pooping in the potty, I'm pooping in the potty, I'm pooping in the potty..." :rotf:

#34 Raynequeen

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Posted 02 December 2009 - 12:51 PM

mag was on her way to the potty when sean tickled her quick and she yelled, "stop daddy i have pee pee in me" :lol:

#35 cj

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 03:42 PM

jeremy counting in french: urn, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept, weep, nerf, dix...

#36 cj

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Posted 05 December 2009 - 03:49 PM

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#37 fire_rocket

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 01:46 PM

CJ your story reminds me of a Maya story.

We were talking about ocho the other day and explaining to Maya what it meant (I'm sure she picked the word up on Dora). So then she starts counting:

one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, ocho, nine, ten :lol:

#38 Raynequeen

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 07:55 PM

song on radio mentions santa:

nolia: i love santa
me: what you know about santa
nolia: he brings toys
me: to nice girls?
nolia: no
me: to everyone?
nolia: yes.
:funny1:
me: do you want something from santa?
nolia: yes.
me: what?
nolia: barbie, stickers, and blueberries
:funny1:

#39 Mama Kel

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Posted 07 December 2009 - 08:35 PM

Last year Jess was so afraid of Santa that we weren't even allowed to say he was coming with presents.

frosty & rudolph brought Jess' presents that year :lol:

#40 Mama Kel

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 07:37 PM

Jess (3) to catie "Where is my prince? I want a happy ever after!" :lol::heart:

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Posted 02 January 2010 - 08:05 PM

Karys (age 4) got 2 nightlights for Xmas she said "Oh well, I guess I have to alternate!"

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 07:43 AM

I heart this thread....

my 4.5 yr old

Ronald McDonald- McDonalds
King Burger-burger king

bemember- remember
edel- ever

crabby patty- hamburger (he gets mad if I order a hamburger, "I want a crabby patty". Sometimes I forget and actually order that at the drive thru , a crabby patty instead of a hamburger, if the person is a spongebob fan they totally get it and laugh. they can prolly hear him in the background, he's loud"

He has changed his name a few times too. this week he was emily.

If he dresses up in a costume, he says, how do I look? meaning who am I dressed as. god forbid if you say, "you look great"....NO!!!!! I'm Batman, now how do I look?...lol

He calls Ayla baby instead of Ayla. He made a present at day care and had the worker write "mommy, Cadance and baby" on the card....hehehe. Everything is "baby rolled over" or "baby is awake" they adore each other. He is one of the few people she reaches for.

#43 Ravn

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Posted 03 January 2010 - 04:03 PM

awwwwm FMM, my kids call each other "Brother" and "Sister",,I guess that makes us the Bearenstein Bears!

#44 fire_rocket

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 04:54 PM

Maya calls Eliza baby too. :funny1: Sometimes she calls her baby wiza.

#45 Raynequeen

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 05:37 PM

moogis - music
eglotih - epiglotis

and she never says doll - just girl
barbie girl
dora girl
baby girl

#46 fire_rocket

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Posted 04 January 2010 - 06:08 PM

Maya loves Dora and Diego. She calls Diego du-lego.

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Posted 05 January 2010 - 03:15 AM

MY BOY LIKES SPONGE BOB :smile:HE SAYS BUM BOB:smile: DIEGO IS AGO.HIS FAV WORD RIGHT NOW IS SAW CHANGE=CHAINSAW

#48 soulshiny

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Posted 12 January 2010 - 09:30 PM

Evan's been saying..."Mom I just actually love you" It's not really funny... I just think it's cool he picked up the word "actually" at age 3.:rose:

#49 shadeelady

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Posted 13 January 2010 - 02:52 PM

we have been trying to teach miles the word delicious. so, now when he's eating, he takes a bite and says mmmmmm, eyeshee. :)

#50 cj

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Posted 09 March 2010 - 01:22 PM

jeremy tells us to rise and shine now when we wake up, but two weeks ago it was "rise and shining!"

he is trying to say "the early bird gets the worm" but hasn't gotten that one down pat, it gets mangled on the way out. the closest he has gotten is, "the willy bird... wakes up!!" :clapping:

yesterday, kev asked him something and jj's response was, "no, i'm just a kid who is four." :funny1: