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#1 Depends

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Posted 22 December 2011 - 10:00 PM

Two old guys, one 80 and one 87, were sitting on their usual park
bench one morning.
*The 87 year old had just finished his morning jog and wasn't even
short of breath. The 80 year old was amazed at his friend's stamina and

*The 87 year old said, "Well, I eat rye bread every day. It keeps
your energy level high and you'll have great stamina with the ladies."*

*So, on the way home the 80 year old stops at the bakery. As he was
looking around, the lady asked if he needed any help. He said "Do you have
any Rye bread?"*

*She said, "Yes, there's a whole shelf of it. Would you like some?" *
He said, "I want 5 loaves."*

*She said, "My goodness, 5 loaves ... By the time you get to the 3rd
loaf, it'll be hard." *
He replied, "I can't believe it, everybody knows about this shit but

#2 Jambear

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Posted 26 December 2011 - 08:47 PM