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[Lemireacle]

http://christwire.or...ew-years-eve-2/

[shadeelady]

is that for real?????

this was my favorite part!

"An investigation of several exclusive websites has revealed that senior members of this entourage are quietly planning something “spectacular.” They use an enigmatic code when exchanging ideas on the internet, but the word Occupy is clearly decipherable even when they type it out in hippie shorthand as Oh Kee Pa (as in “Oh Kee Pa Wall Street”). Other terms common here are: Garden (an event, like the Muslim’s use of “wedding” to describe an assault), Controls for Smilers (*** mushrooms), Ginger (Allah), Weekapaug (Arabic for “hideout”), Mmgamoio (the mumbling noise a Phishhead makes when stoned on ganja), Mangoes (oral sex), Leave it on Press (blow up someone’s mind), Mr. Palmer (a double agent) and Wilson (a wise and powerful enemy). New information has surfaced that one Phishhead cell plans to hold a congress of radical activists at an establishment named “Gingerman.” Another group is agitating for a grassroots “glowstick” uprising, which is particularly unsettling when one considers that these are the perfect devices for the delivery of chemical agents, including liquid hallucinogens."

[In A Silent Way]

"replete with deadly goofball kicks"

[TakeAStepBack]

[JBetty]

"As a society, we must do everything in our power to finally put an end to the Phish’s philosophically pharmacologic phenomena of phallic “phanarchy.”"

[nancykind]

The Phish, sometimes referred to as simply “Phish” by diehard fans

that's my favorite part!

[B. Diddy]

- Smells of patchouli, garlic, and "Squirming the Coil"

Best...article...evar!

[gregoir]

no it's not for real but I got tricked into thinking that page was a few years ago:funny1:

[melissa.phish]

damn, beat me!

[Tim the Beek]

They found success, for example, by celebrating masturbation which was a very popular habit of many young men at the time.

[melissa.phish]

the Phish has somehow forced its way into a four-night run at Manhattan’s biggest sports venue

[Lemireacle]

[quote name='melissa.phish']the Phish has somehow forced its way into a four-night run at Manhattan

[TheDHJ]

[gram-man]

Phish are openly encouraging youths today to turn their backs on their mothers and fathers, on the birthday of the Baby Jesus, to congregate in a crime-ridden inner city for a 100-hour tour of the depths of depravity, replete with deadly goofball kicks, profound carnal deviancy and secret plots to terrorize patriotism.

[Sugar_Mag]

Its not a real article but that's fucking hilarious. The entire site is filled with gems like that

[Java Time]

mmmm...a fabulously life changing white zinfandel

[micki]

I so needed this. Thanks for posting!

[Jambear]

GINGERMAN!!!!!

[Misha]

- Smells of patchouli, garlic, and "Squirming the Coil"

Best...article...evar!

What the hell is "squirming the coil?"

[In A Silent Way]

WE'RE SO PHUCKED!

[Lostsailr]

Just the phrase "mar*jua** crime" makes me picture thousands of people sitting peacefully on a sidewalk getting hastled by police,
:jump::jump: