I've apparently hung out with him twice before recently but had the fortune of forgetting both times. The worst part is how much I have to restrain myself around this little pissant because we have 5 mutual friends.
I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)
He introduces himself with a rap to suit the occasion, except it makes no sense but I guess the hand and arm movements that go with it make it awesome beyond words. Then you have to compliment him on it or you're part of what is wrong with society.
Shall I continue or are you ready to puke already?
I met the most annoying pigheaded (donkey) on the planet this weekend
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Julius
, Dec 13 2011 01:16 AM
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:39 AM
He is being watched everywhere he goes because his brother is in the military. There are satellites dedicated to tracking him and even cab drivers notice that sometimes as many as 3 people are following him everywhere he goes.
He is so important to the Occupy movement that if he disappears without a trace, we should let his family know he has been taken by "the man."
You have no idea, but everything you do is being watched and recorded too. But he can't tell you how or why because that would put you in danger.
He is so important to the Occupy movement that if he disappears without a trace, we should let his family know he has been taken by "the man."
You have no idea, but everything you do is being watched and recorded too. But he can't tell you how or why because that would put you in danger.
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:50 AM
I was always a little unclear on the Catholic concept of "purgatory" but after he trapped me in the corner of a kitchen for 10 minutes before I could extricate myself, I have a new understanding of what an eternity of painful boredom must be like.
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:12 AM
Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.
Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"
Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"
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VibeGuide
Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:01 AM
I was always a little unclear on the Catholic concept of "purgatory" but after he trapped me in the corner of a kitchen for 10 minutes before I could extricate myself, I have a new understanding of what an eternity of painful boredom must be like.
Welcome to my life.
BTW, nice exit strategy.
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VibeGuide
Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:50 PM
Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.
Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"
Well played, sir.
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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:08 PM
I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)
He introduces himself with a rap to suit the occasion, except it makes no sense but I guess the hand and arm movements that go with it make it awesome beyond words. Then you have to compliment him on it or you're part of what is wrong with society.
Shall I continue or are you ready to puke already?
Well based on this, my algorythym returned:
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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:13 PM
I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)
sounds like you have a link to his facebook for us. must see please.
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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:44 PM
Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.
Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"
NiceSounds like the guy has a mental illness.
