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#1 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:16 AM

I've apparently hung out with him twice before recently but had the fortune of forgetting both times. The worst part is how much I have to restrain myself around this little pissant because we have 5 mutual friends.

I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)

He introduces himself with a rap to suit the occasion, except it makes no sense but I guess the hand and arm movements that go with it make it awesome beyond words. Then you have to compliment him on it or you're part of what is wrong with society.

Shall I continue or are you ready to puke already?

#2 TheDHJ

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:18 AM

White dude?

#3 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:21 AM

The next thing he has to tell every man he meets is how he gets laid "every single night, man!"

can you take more or should I stop? I could go on all night.

#4 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:22 AM

White dude?


whiter than the sand on Bahia Honda beach.

#5 Heady

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:24 AM

#1?

#6 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:29 AM

#1?


that would be irresponsibly wasteful of 128 kilobytes of camera space :lol:

#7 Chip

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:32 AM

Is he related to BRay?

#8 tyedyedee

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:33 AM

Is he related to BRay?


:funny1:

#9 In A Silent Way

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:35 AM

More, please.

#10 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:39 AM

He is being watched everywhere he goes because his brother is in the military. There are satellites dedicated to tracking him and even cab drivers notice that sometimes as many as 3 people are following him everywhere he goes.

He is so important to the Occupy movement that if he disappears without a trace, we should let his family know he has been taken by "the man."

You have no idea, but everything you do is being watched and recorded too. But he can't tell you how or why because that would put you in danger.

#11 Chip

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:42 AM

guy should cut down on the blow

#12 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:46 AM

guy should cut down on the blow


as far as I could tell, nobody ever offered him any :lol:

#13 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:50 AM

I was always a little unclear on the Catholic concept of "purgatory" but after he trapped me in the corner of a kitchen for 10 minutes before I could extricate myself, I have a new understanding of what an eternity of painful boredom must be like.

#14 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:57 AM

DO NOT argue, question, or ask for clarification on anything he says or you will be closely followed around until you explain exactly why you are questioning him, but he won't actually listen to your answer.

#15 insolent cur

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:02 AM

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#16 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:02 AM

but wait. . . there's more! :lol:

#17 insolent cur

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:04 AM

:shocked:

#18 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:06 AM

I'm dying to know if Bonsai has met this guy because I'm sure she'd rip into him better than I possibly could!

#19 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:12 AM

Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.

Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"


:devil:

#20 In A Silent Way

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:25 AM

:lmao:

#21 Chip

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:28 AM

:jamguy:

#22 insolent cur

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:28 AM

:lol:

#23 Julius

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:51 AM

Stay thirsty my friends. :mrgreen:

#24 seany

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:54 AM

Has this person gone on Jam Cruise, but is now obsessed w/ Burning Man? If so, it sounds like a royal "highness" I've met :lol:

#25 TEO

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:01 AM

I was always a little unclear on the Catholic concept of "purgatory" but after he trapped me in the corner of a kitchen for 10 minutes before I could extricate myself, I have a new understanding of what an eternity of painful boredom must be like.


Welcome to my life.


BTW, nice exit strategy.

#26 drvic

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 01:47 PM

LOL you had me @ Occupy Movement.
#1?

#27 micki

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:03 PM

:lol:

#28 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:09 PM

Is his name Bill Brasky?

#29 drvic

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:12 PM

Is his name Bill Brasky?



Bill Brasky is a son of a bitch

#30 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:48 PM

He framed Roger Rabbit.

#31 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 02:50 PM

Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.

Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"

:devil:


Well played, sir. :clapping:

#32 Mind Left Body

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:44 PM

:lol: Great thread Julius!! :funny1:

#33 Phishfolk

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 03:52 PM

I have to be careful not to get too drunk around people like that. I have too much fun leading them in conversation and then other people start getting pissed at me :lol:

#34 unbroken_chain

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 04:08 PM

I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)

He introduces himself with a rap to suit the occasion, except it makes no sense but I guess the hand and arm movements that go with it make it awesome beyond words. Then you have to compliment him on it or you're part of what is wrong with society.

Shall I continue or are you ready to puke already?


Well based on this, my algorythym returned:

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#35 Lazy Lightning

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 06:24 PM

Sounds like a Burner, alright! :lol:

#36 concert andy

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Posted 13 December 2011 - 06:56 PM

I would love to question his non sense and point out all the flaws in his ridicolous logic. All while laughing in his face.

#37 Julius

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 02:51 AM

Has this person gone on Jam Cruise, but is now obsessed w/ Burning Man? If so, it sounds like a royal "highness" I've met :lol:


Was there ever a Jamcruise where everyone demanded a refund? :lol:

#38 Julius

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 02:55 AM

Well based on this, my algorythym returned:

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Add 2000% squirreliness and eyes that never ever break direct eye contact as they seek constant approval.

#39 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:08 AM

:lmao:

#40 Jabadoodle

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 04:04 AM

However bad it is for you, can you imagine how much it must suck to be him?

#41 In A Silent Way

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 02:44 PM

My Google search found this guy.

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#42 vic

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:13 PM

I'll paraphrase to make it harder to search but he lists his occupation as: "Rapper, Burner, Activist, Lover, Gypsy (and several more terms to show what a brilliantly artistic and superior mind he has.)


sounds like you have a link to his facebook for us. must see please.

#43 vic

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:13 PM

Was there ever a Jamcruise where everyone demanded a refund? :lol:


:rotf:

#44 Joe

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Posted 14 December 2011 - 03:44 PM

Alright, guess I'll get right to the punchline. . . at the end of party #1, I was heading to party #2 with 5 other people and was the only one with a car. It was already going to be a tight squeeze but I was sure that wouldn't deter this guy from trying to come with us.

Shouting loudly with a terrified look on my face and in my best crazy voice I said: "DOOOOD, I can't give you a ride because you're being followed and I'm already violating my parole by being here!!!!"


:devil:


:lol: Nice

Sounds like the guy has a mental illness.