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#1 Ravn

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:38 AM

Aidan: Mom, zombies are dead, right?
Me: that's the popular take on them
Aidan: And they walk around and eat flesh, right?
Me: Yup
Aidan: So do they poop? Because if they don't, and they keep eating, won't they explode?
Me:.........................



It's always interesting, lol. I just wish he would ask me stuff I can answer better.

#2 IT_Buzz

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:40 AM

What we have here, Ladies and Gentlemen, is a scientist. This needs to STOP!

#3 Ravn

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:42 AM

He wants to be an Astrophysicist when he grows up. This has not changed since he was about 7 or so.

He has an autographed photo of Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson in his room.


Friday on the way to school, he was asking about the differences between Achondroplasia and Primordial dwarfism.

How the hell does he even know the word achondroplasia?

#4 IT_Buzz

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:55 AM

He wants to be an Astrophysicist when he grows up. This has not changed since he was about 7 or so.

He has an autographed photo of Dr. Neil DeGrasse Tyson in his room.


Friday on the way to school, he was asking about the differences between Achondroplasia and Primordial dwarfism.

How the hell does he even know the word achondroplasia?


WOW! Feed that intellect!

#5 Karen

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 12:57 AM

:clapping:

#6 Ravn

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 02:36 AM

IT, we try.

You should see some of the books he owns. :shocked:

He's working his way thru my "Complete Stories and Poems of EA Poe" right now.

He'll be 10 in January.

#7 kramer

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 05:13 PM

Our friend read "Pride and prejudice and zombies" and she says that perodically, chunks of semi digested human will just fall out of various orafices... so you can be walking around during the apocalypse and just see random piles of rotting flesh... fun times!

#8 Jambear

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 07:41 PM

Anyone who dosnt think zombies go to the bathroom didnt see my dad on sunday mornings.....or hear him....GRRRR.....AGGGGHHH!!!....MMMPPPPHHHH!!! ......UNGH!!

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Poop!

#9 IT_Buzz

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Posted 04 December 2011 - 11:43 PM

Damn Zombies wasting the toilet paper! Just because someone TP'd your house don't mean it grows on the damn trees!

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