146 replies to this topic

[Karen]

; I need Dead.

[Depends]

"shopping for a dress and CFM heels."

[orion]

dude i cheated on you and went turntable shopping with jimmy instead

[Jam Fan]

"doctor would not do stint i need bypass come get me"

from my father, a few hours ago

[TEO]

Oh how I would enjoying posting the last text received. I think it made me wet my pants.

[deadandgrateful]

oi! prick!

[cdrhead]

i am in the white car illl eave my headlights on....

[DancingBearly]

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[gregoir]

That reminds me of that dude fucking that girl at 7 AM at camp two years ago. "Your ass is a slave to my cock you dirty asswhore":rotf:

[Karen]

Nice dinner Saturday?

[unbroken_chain]

Damn it, you should be liking me at some point soon.

[In A Silent Way]

wonderbear

[Jwheelz]

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[jnjn]

Ya word

[GoPlastic]

"do you know the dentist the boys go to?"

quite exciting, eh?

[Lemireacle]

I'd rather not bring them on, but I'll go with the consensus of the group.

[Deadshow Dan]

"Well, at 6, i am doing work trade for a yoga class. then, after that ill prolly be hungry. And thirsty."

[DancingBearly]

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[melissaphish]

Told ya....and thanks!

[capt_morgan]

grandpa's back in the hospital...he needs the operation and only has a 10% chance of making it

[suburbanite84]

Does this mean I have to throw you a big expensive bacholer(sp?) party.

[cdrhead]

nice! beer and bread!

[Occifer Boland]

"I am going to pretend you didn't just say that!"

[Jam Fan]

Sweet, don't forget the book.

[In A Silent Way]

No problems?

[unbroken_chain]

You're the best I love you



(after sliding 5 bucks under my daughters door so she could get dunks)

[Sneaker_Pumpernickel]

"how's the resume"

[Jam Fan]

"Yes, of course. and I get an assistant this year."

[jnjn]

"Oooh u don't even know lmao she's been on a rant all day and she's making up her own words too. I started making a list she said she had deXlexia then I was a dumb fuck then she said she was serialous and she needs to deby up her money and then she told the registrar lady that its such a go around merry go round I'm dyingg"

[Occifer Boland]

"was his poop hard or mushy?"

[Jam Fan]

"does mom have any schmaltz in the fridge? I'm craving potato pancakes"

[Lemireacle]

"Gotcha! Yeah, it's definitely time!"

[Mind Left Body]

Cool beans see you there.

[KrisNYG]

"And he is fucking fabulous" lol

[Ginger Snap]

If my guy can come out tomorrow or Thursday can we come in?

[In A Silent Way]

I need $10 for coaches for the swim team and we need more shaving cream

[KrisNYG]

From last night. . .

"Locked in bathroom, help!"

[gregoir]

Holy Motherfuckin insanity!!!

[PieDoh]

"hahahahahahaha"

[Lemireacle]

"Yes! That's such good news."

[suburbanite84]

A picture of my dog being bad on the dinning room table.

[In A Silent Way]

Just texted u a pic of 86th & Lex subway station.

[u.s.blues]

"the end is nigh, disney owns the muppets and now star wars, god is dead"

[Lemireacle]

"It's awesome! Thanks for the birthday love!"

[tommacco]

"wow.. so drunk last night, sorry "

[tiedyesky]

"I already have candy"

[Karen]

We have a generator now.... Love you XO