146 replies to this topic

[gregoir]

"k"

that tells you a lot

that's my favoirte type of text message next to "E" and "L"

[purple cowboy]

you left your dress pants here on the floor.

[Raynequeen]

id give my right arm for it

[Mind Left Body]

Stop double texting me :lol:

[Lemireacle]

Oh shit, that helps so much. I'll be in touch. Thanks you!

[TakeAStepBack]

I'll base your ass of my fist....face, ass! Shut up.

[Phishfolk]

"Don't forget the anal lube."

[suburbanite84]

"OMG. The beagle running with the limp is too much"
In regards to the movie I Am Number Four

[nikkiblue]

"I'm sure you can imagine why I'm dying to leave"

[KittyRocks]

"stuck late be home soon"

.... from upstairs guy who is eager to get home and mack on my friend thats coming over

[In A Silent Way]

"Did they check yours? They probably thought it was a third leg!!!"

[Karen]

(yo motha)

[Depends]

"Hank W the 3rd. Puttin the dick back in dixie, and the cunt back in country."

[jnjn]

"I went to the doctor. I will be in at 10:30"

[cdrhead]

me either! i would even just like a good dance! : ) anywhere is fine!

[Kashmir]

I'm having a nervus breakdown!

[jme]

spinach

[Lemireacle]

should have given you the comp - had to bail because of the house!

[nikkiblue]

Which stop do we take the train to?

[Jam Fan]

be careful cleaning up. the cop said we may find a finger.

[Lemireacle]

I'll be in toga early. Let me know if you want to meet for dinner if you're coming up for the show.

[In A Silent Way]

Say one more thing about Phil and you'll be hearing from our lawyers.

[TEO]

Coo coo ca choo mofo

[nikkiblue]

'Get out...are you serious? lol...oh boy'

[Karen]

Fake hippie

[Depends]

"Who is Warren Haynes? I know you are probally laughing."

[Lemireacle]

Jeff wants to do that other Curtis Mayfield tune in A and extend the solo section to one guitar and two horns, they can choose.

[MeOmYo]

38 47 54.99N 79 32 41.08W

[Raynequeen]

skydiving at 4.

[drvic]

I didn't know you were living the high life Mr. Gatsby

[suburbanite84]

"Want to come watch some football at my place tomorrow"
Yes, I do But I work til 3

[unbroken_chain]

"last time I saw that photo it was sticking out of your ass crack"

[Karen]

8:25 am and I am still drunk. wtf?

[nikkiblue]

home invasion on walter off 27 3 outta 4 suspects in custudy 1 was bitten by dogs and shot by cops police and birds everywhere.

[FYC (Find Your Cloud)]

that's my favoirte type of text message next to "E" and "L"

[Jam Fan]

i'm ready

[jnjn]

I want manly coffee. Not old lady late 80s ladies flavored crap.

[drvic]

"Sitting at the haircuttery, grab me a tallboy or two and I will give you cash"

[JBetty]

"It's a crazy crazy geeked-out world out there..."

[halfstar]

Life does not start and stop at your convenience. And it’s not the disco biscuits.

[suunshine]

"Happy Birthday little lady! Have fun and say hi to all for me Love ya!"

[Karen]

What a jerk.

[Heady]

I left a pumped milk inside of a ziplock bag of ice outside to freeze it last night and creatures have been going at it all night

[unbroken_chain]

"thats cold shit cris tell nicole hi 4 last time slut"

[Terrapin Station]

Jelly and Reck both in P-Town tomo nite. Cant fuckin wait!!! Going?

[In A Silent Way]

Gold in them hills and it's waitin' for me there.

[Karen]

ummm is there any way to make the bathtub fill up as a bath?

[Speckta]

"Have you ever sneezed while your shitting? crazy"

[Tim the Beek]

Awwww, thanks but use it for kibble!

[unbroken_chain]

u suk