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#1 Diso

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Posted 25 May 2014 - 03:50 PM

I want to treat you like a Goddess....VIP all the way. I'll get you a VIP ticket, set up camp, buy supplies, cook & clean and cater to all your needs. I'd like to have a friend to enjoy the long weekend and engage in recreational activities!



#2 unbroken_chain

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 05:49 PM

ok. fuck it, I'm in.

#3 Ginger Snap

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 06:49 PM

:lol:



#4 In A Silent Way

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Posted 30 May 2014 - 07:25 PM

Sounds intriguing. Do you

  1. Dress the part?
  2. Know the music?
  3. Have booze?
  4. Have a couch at your campsite?


#5 Depends

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Posted 31 May 2014 - 01:35 AM

UC for the win.

#6 Diso

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Posted 31 May 2014 - 02:25 PM

The key word here is Goddess....and not just a wearing a wig!



#7 holysmokes

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Posted 31 May 2014 - 02:28 PM

ok. fuck it, I'm in.

 

LOL!



#8 gregoir

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:29 AM

ok. fuck it, I'm in.

 

he can borrow the Rape Van.  



#9 Joker

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 06:06 PM

ok. fuck it, I'm in.

You're such a little slut :hussard:



#10 TheDHJ

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 07:08 PM

I'll cancel my work plans for the weekend and join you. I've got seven dicks in my ass, and there's ALWAYS room for 8. Game?

#11 unbroken_chain

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 07:50 PM

The key word here is Goddess....and not just a wearing a wig!


I see. dialing it back.....mmhmmp.

I read " I want to treat YOU like a goddess "

not, you must have a penetrable vagina in order to be treated like one... hey, I understand. no soft feelings.


It's been a while since I've been treated like a goddess... queen: sure... princess - YEP!

but Goddess... man, if only.

:sigh:

#12 gregoir

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 08:08 PM

What does this Diso dude have against wigs?  :joker:

 

UB I'd treat you like a goddess wig or no wig :pimp:



#13 unbroken_chain

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 08:18 PM

I appreciate that... I have beautiful hairs.

#14 sarah b.

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 08:37 PM

I love you guys. :lol:



#15 Erinisme

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 08:56 PM

I want to treat you like a Goddess....VIP all the way. I'll get you a VIP ticket, set up camp, buy supplies, cook & clean and cater to all your needs. I'd like to have a friend to enjoy the long weekend and engage in recreational activities!

Is this seriously a cabana boy offer?



#16 gregoir

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 09:00 PM

Is this seriously a cabana boy offer?

 

I think it's more of a be my whore offer.  Cabana Boys are classy as fuck :pimp:



#17 TEO

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 10:48 PM

I think it's more of a be my whore offer.  Cabana Boys are classy as fuck :gregoir:

 

 

Indeed they are!



#18 Diso

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 10:58 AM

Is this seriously a cabana boy offer?

I'm interested in a relationship with a woman....this is a serious offer. Others (Gregoir) can judge me..but that's because they don't know me.

Let's talk/meet and you can judge for yourself.



#19 Spidergawd

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 11:46 AM

:lmao:  Second poast!



#20 deadheadskier

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 12:52 PM

I'm interested in a relationship with a woman....this is a serious offer. Others (Gregoir) can judge me..but that's because they don't know me.

Let's talk/meet and you can judge for yourself.

 

well, unfortunately, most of us don't do serious all that well.  we do however, excel at fool's comments



#21 Java Time

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 01:39 PM

I'm interested in a relationship with a woman....this is a serious offer. Others (Gregoir) can judge me..but that's because they don't know me.
Let's talk/meet and you can judge for yourself.


Ok...we'll meet up at vibes...please have my VIP ticket in hand...you wonderful person you!

#22 gregoir

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:16 PM

we have established long ago that I like to judge from my glamorous tower known as my parent's house.  :pimp:



#23 djinn_n_juice

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:27 PM

Don't single out Gregoir, he's not the only one judging here...lots of us are judgy as fuck



#24 TheDHJ

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:29 PM

I'm interested in a relationship with a woman....this is a serious offer. Others (Gregoir) can judge me..but that's because they don't know me.
Let's talk/meet and you can judge for yourself.


Are you hung pretty well?

#25 Java Time

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 05:32 PM

That gregoir is just so judgmental :nulo:

Unless of course he can judgmental Diso's butt into confirming me as a goddess :blush:

#26 gregoir

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:01 PM

I thought you were going to be my goddess? Guess this dude trumps my offer of half a cigarette and a warm Miller Lite.

#27 Java Time

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:25 PM

did...did you say a warm Miller Lite?!?

:ura1: "Diso who" is all I got to say from this point forward!!!

#28 jnjn

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 06:33 PM

did...did you say a warm Miller Lite?!?

:ura1: "Diso who" is all I got to say from this point forward!!!

 

:lol:



#29 In A Silent Way

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 07:09 PM

Are you hung pretty well?

 

Prolly not as well as gregoir. Prolly. 



#30 TheDHJ

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 07:17 PM

I heard he was hung like a walrus.

#31 gregoir

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 07:36 PM

goo goo gj'oob motherfuckers :pimp:



#32 In A Silent Way

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 07:43 PM

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#33 Java Time

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:13 PM

Why that thing doesn't look to be hanging at all...kinda looks like the ol' Spencer's gifts hammer hit the thumb gag gift...silly walrus

#34 In A Silent Way

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:18 PM

Yes, it does stick out like a sore thumb. In a crowd of old hippies, so does gregoir. 



#35 Sensei Miller

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:26 PM

"Have I ever told you the story of how I met your mother?"

 

IINM, barnacles are the best hung members of the animal kingdom...pound for pound, of course.



#36 Java Time

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 08:52 PM

:funny1: barnacle pounder :funny1:



#37 In A Silent Way

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 09:02 PM

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#38 PieDoh

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Posted 02 June 2014 - 09:46 PM

tone it down dudes, before this gets sent to L&S....

 

 

 

 

 

wait.......



#39 Depends

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 03:04 AM

Memorial Day every year. 

You could set your watch to the "I wanna trade VIP tix for a weekend of sex" thread.

Then, 4th of July comes the "Couple looking for a 3rd"  "Good looking females only apply."  Call 1-800 UNICORN



#40 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 08:25 PM

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#41 In A Silent Way

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Posted 03 June 2014 - 09:50 PM

Memorial Day every year. 

You could set your watch to the "I wanna trade VIP tix for a weekend of sex" thread.

Then, 4th of July comes the "Couple looking for a 3rd"  "Good looking females only apply."  Call 1-800 UNICORN

 

Then, a week or so into August, we get "has anybody seen Jay from RI? We hooked up at Vibes, and now it hurts when I pee."



#42 Depends

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 10:41 AM

Don't forget the "raw dogged a rando" thread.

#43 Ginger Snap

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 01:56 PM

"barnacle pounder" is going to stick like a dry clam. 



#44 Depends

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 02:47 PM

Goddess in the VIP tent, Slut in the camp tent.....



#45 In A Silent Way

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Posted 04 June 2014 - 03:30 PM

"barnacle pounder" is going to stick like a dry clam. 

 

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#46 holysmokes

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Posted 10 June 2014 - 03:21 PM

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LOL! Nice one u_c!  I want to know where this is, so I can volunteer to help with their training.



#47 TheDHJ

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:12 AM

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#48 orion

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:14 AM

Sounds...  translated.



#49 Java Time

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:30 AM

Sounds like a commercial for chicks that have trouble opening doors and bottles wither their vaginas....


SORRY HONEY, I CAN'T OPEN THE DOOR...MY HANDS ARE FULL AND MY VAGINA'S SLIPPING!!!

#50 Ginger Snap

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Posted 11 June 2014 - 03:00 PM

DHJ sorry but the "try my mom's sauce" under the vagina grip sauce is both making me laugh hysterically and totally grossing me out all at the same time. Well done! :clapping:







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