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#1 hoagie

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 02:58 PM

whats your reaction?  I just thik its funny/natural if something squeezes out.  :lol:

 

whts  your take?



#2 Karen

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 03:31 PM

Okay, this right here? Good thread title for sure  :lol:

 

So funny or deal breaker.....well, it depends...on the position I think.

 

 

:lol:

 

 

Oh, the lulz I get every time I read this title!  :rolling:



#3 hippieskichick

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 05:15 PM

Hysterical! 

 

 

If you're all freaked out by the mishaps of the human body, you need to get over yourself, learn to love yourself, and THEN hop in bed with someone. Fart away. 



#4 TEO

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 06:02 PM

Depends



#5 TEO

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 06:02 PM

On who is doing the farting.   :grin:



#6 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2014 - 06:34 PM

Sex by its very nature is kinda ridiculous and gross if looked at objectively. One big "mishap of the human body," as it were.

It's awesome.

 

A little methane in the mix ain't gonna change that. :D



#7 china cat

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 03:47 AM

I reserve my methane for post coital snuggling



#8 Ginger Snap

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 02:56 PM

Drink lots of apple cider three or four hours before you plan to play so you can clean those pipes out. :lol:



#9 Karen

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Posted 16 February 2014 - 04:27 PM

:rolling:



#10 musicfan

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:42 AM

When I was 19 my girlfriend was swinging her legs around over my head for some 69 action and ...  PFFFFFT...  Big ol' fart..  We both laughed and kept on going...  She was so cute !  Little Asian/American gal....



#11 direwook

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 05:15 AM

Farts are pretty hilarious....  

 

  :hump:    :fart:     :hussard:       :kramer:  :inbed:    :rotf:

 

...even in bed!



#12 hippieskichick

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 12:27 PM

Are you suggesting something? :naughty:

 

You're so in for it. I've been eating hummus and lentils for weeks now!!!



#13 direwook

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 01:46 PM

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#14 direwook

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 01:48 PM

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#15 hippieskichick

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 01:50 PM

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#16 direwook

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 02:07 PM

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#17 Ginger Snap

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 04:45 PM

Again...apple cider= very helpful. 



#18 Jwheelz

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:31 PM

couple-gas-masks-slider2.jpg

 

 

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I get that there's probably a fetish for pretty much anything but some I will never get my head around… For instance gas masks? I just don't get it :lol:



#19 Julius

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 06:47 PM

Never do Indian food on the 1st date.



#20 hippieskichick

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 07:10 PM

I get that there's probably a fetish for pretty much anything but some I will never get my head around… For instance gas masks? I just don't get it :lol:

 

 

:lol: I've seen way worse, but yeah, gas masks? 



#21 Karen

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Posted 17 February 2014 - 10:40 PM

:rolling:



#22 Julius

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 12:26 AM

I get that there's probably a fetish for pretty much anything but some I will never get my head around… For instance gas masks? I just don't get it :lol:

Same idea as paper bags except prevents you from kissing more? For bat-faced farting people with bad breath? 



#23 Ginger Snap

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Posted 18 February 2014 - 02:25 PM

Never do Indian food on the 1st date.

 

Or Thai. Or even two days before a first date. :blush: 



#24 unbroken_chain

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 04:38 PM

a gal farting during a salad tossing is akin to pressing ones face to the top of an uncovered blender of melted chocolate.



#25 Jersey Thug

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 12:23 AM

if it's any help, Thursdays are no longer Cruciferous Vegetable Night.



#26 nikkiblue

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Posted 03 March 2014 - 05:36 PM

I reserve my methane for post coital snuggling

 

lolmethane



#27 unbroken_chain

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Posted 05 March 2014 - 09:36 PM

are we talking pussy farts, or standard



#28 hoagie

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Posted 05 March 2014 - 10:03 PM

the standard rooty toot toot....



#29 blindmule

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Posted 17 March 2014 - 02:03 PM

Deal breaker all the way... not many things gross me out in the world but women farting is one of them.



#30 Ginger Snap

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 02:52 AM

:lol:



#31 JBetty

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 01:10 PM

Deal breaker all the way... not many things gross me out in the world but women farting is one of them.

 

 

 

 

Well I certainly hope you are either single or gay, because I got news for you.

Women fart just like men.



#32 hippieskichick

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 01:14 PM

Well I certainly hope you are either single or gay, because I got news for you.

Women fart just like men.

 

 

:clap:

 

 

We also have toe hair and sweaty ass-cracks. 



#33 Tim the Beek

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 04:04 PM

 toe hair and sweaty ass-cracks. 

 

If ever there was a name for a band...



#34 blindmule

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 10:30 PM

Toe hair and sweaty ass cracks don't bother me, but farts do. Don't fart around me and close the door if you're going to the bathroom. That's not too much to ask of someone! haha

#35 blindmule

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 10:32 PM

Well I certainly hope you are either single or gay, because I got news for you.
Women fart just like men.

I fully understand it is a reality, I just don't want my SO to tell me about her farts! Some things should be left a mystery!

#36 Smiles

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Posted 18 March 2014 - 10:53 PM

))<>((

 

back and forth, forever.



#37 Sensei Miller

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 05:54 AM

Hey, if you don't want to hear a fart when you pull the meat out, you should stick to playing with the refrigerator!

To me, it's a natural thing. Especially with tantric/fluid love-making that tends to move the insides around.

A blatant ripper during a first encounter is definitely something to avoid, but if you're with someone you love then I say go with it!

Be discreet as possible, but do what you gotta do! To me, it's about pleasure and comfort and sharing something very intimate and special. You can't do that if you're focusing on holding one in!

Man, I wish I could find this story about this guy's first sexual experience. He was in HS with his first GF. They were on her parents' bed. Anyway, even though it was their first time, she stuck a finger in him while going down.

That triggered a spasm and he pooped all over! They promised never to speak of it, but yeah...it totally broke them up.

Anyone read that one? If so, please post!

#38 hoagie

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Posted 04 April 2014 - 11:43 AM

"its only smells"



#39 Sensei Miller

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Posted 05 April 2014 - 05:51 PM

Indeed, 99.9% of the time, it's only smells.

;)

:lol:

#40 Jersey Thug

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Posted 09 April 2014 - 09:19 PM

))<>((

 

back and forth, forever.

 

i would love to believe in a universe where you wake up and don't have to to go to work and you step outside and meet two beautiful 18-year-old sisters who are also girlfriends and are also very nice people.



#41 Jabadoodle

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 08:42 AM

))<>((

 

back and forth, forever.

:lol:



#42 unbroken_chain

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Posted 22 April 2014 - 08:57 PM

fart away. but, please... I know it's natural and all but a three inch solo hair springin out yer areola... nah.



#43 PieDoh

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Posted 27 April 2014 - 03:50 AM

that hasn't happened to me since 1969.... :afro:    :eek1:       :duck:



#44 Sensei Miller

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Posted 08 May 2014 - 10:06 PM

Best Pasta EVAR: (NSFW)

 

http://forum.bodybui...php?t=141191161

 

"...I find myself wishing I had a photo of this."

 

I LOLLLLL'd

 

 

And while we're at it:

 

http://thoughtcatalo...ile-hooking-up/

 

#5 is a keeper! JACKPOT!



#45 JBetty

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Posted 14 May 2014 - 05:43 PM

“You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.”

 

James Joyce,

in a private letter addressed to
"my sweet little whorish Nora"



#46 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 01:39 AM

Saw a cup the other day with this on it. Thought of all of you. Take that as you will:

 

warning-you-are-entering-a-fart-zone.jpg

 

:D



#47 JBetty

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 02:44 PM

Saw a cup the other day with this on it. Thought of all of you. Take that as you will:

 

warning-you-are-entering-a-fart-zone.jpg

 

:D

 

 

 

 

I know exactly where to post a sign like that.   :lol:



#48 kramer

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:42 AM

I generally have no shame with farting (sorry blindmule) but it is definitely a mood killer during the sexytimes!

#49 Wende

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:45 AM

Is it weird that you and I are in the same random thread at the same exact time on a saturday night Rands?  :lol: :lmao: I haven't been in this part of the boards in years.  :lol:

 

Hey, I'm ovulating and horny, what can I say?



#50 kramer

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Posted 01 June 2014 - 03:32 PM

Hahahahaha
OHHH Wende.. Lol!!