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The Shoe Salesman

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#1 Royal

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Posted 22 January 2014 - 12:25 AM

A woman  has a habit of going out without panties.  She goes to the store. The shoe salesmen is helping her try on shoes.  Finally he says, "Lady I'm sorry but I could eat that pussy full of ice cream"


She says "Well I never. I'm gonna get my husband to beat you up.


She goes home and tells her husband what happened.


He says "no I won't. You shouldn't go out without panties, you have too many shoes, and I don't want to mess with somebody that can eat that much ice Cream: :lol:

#2 unbroken_chain

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Posted 23 January 2014 - 09:25 PM

I found that to be an 8.5 on a scale to 10



I am considering making lollipops in the shape of a roosters head....  I am gonna roll them in dust and stuff and market them as "DIRTY COCK SUCKERS"  



#3 Tooozday

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Posted 01 February 2014 - 06:03 PM

Good stocking stuffer.