I now understand JP's pain
Posted 15 September 2013 - 03:40 AM
Like I said, two kinds of people in this world. Those who have shit their pants, and those who WILL shit their pants.
Posted 16 September 2013 - 07:13 PM
"Here I sit, broken hearted.
Came to shit but only farted.
Later on I took a chance.
Tried to fart but shat my pants."
Posted 16 September 2013 - 07:22 PM
I was at a wedding this summer, and my buddy was walking around telling anyone who listened...
Dude, I just shit my pants.
When people would come around and ask awkwardly about it, we would over hear him at the table next to ours own it, and loudly.
Hell Yeah I did!
Later we are outside and it comes up again, and I guess I asked in a way that made it sound like he really did not shit himself or I did not believe him. His response.
Dude I had to change my boxers twice already, thank goodness I am staying in this hotel.
Posted 17 September 2013 - 12:31 AM
Boxers are for when you expect to be taking your pants off around at least one other person. Tighties rock at all other times for this and other reasons.