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#1 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:24 PM

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#2 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:26 PM

why dont porto johns implement this technology?



#3 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:27 PM

That's the proper way to poop ;)



#4 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:29 PM

the 35 degree angle makes for a happy colon 



#5 kramer

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:30 PM

They should add a handle for good gripping and balance

#6 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:30 PM

:)

35 degree angle makes for a happy colon 


#7 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:31 PM

Throw in some arm rests... Tabbooma may have to make one of these ;)

They should add a handle for good gripping and balance


#8 kramer

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:32 PM

Ill buy one!

#9 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:36 PM

:bouncey:



#10 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:37 PM

i just love this the more i think about it...



#11 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:37 PM

Have to engrave a big heart on yours ;)

i just love this the more i think about it...


#12 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:39 PM

we'll have to offer a limited edition model made of mahogany for the classier folks 



#13 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:40 PM

with drink holders



#14 Tabbooma

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Posted 03 September 2013 - 10:46 PM

All of the above :bouncey:



#15 Feck

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 12:43 PM

still very popular in Japan

 

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#16 hoagie

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:01 PM

tough on the ol' knees, right old people?



#17 gregoir

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:12 PM

i just love this the more i think about it...

 

you just want to hear the sound when nikkiblue falls and smacker her head into the door.



#18 JBetty

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:14 PM

The Chinabeek model.

 

 

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#19 hoagie

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 01:15 PM

i just love this the more i think about it...

 

dont you have a bum hip?



#20 Sensei Miller

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Posted 04 September 2013 - 03:42 PM

I thought you were supposed to stand on the toilet in the port-o-potty, and defecate all over the seat/lid/floor?

#21 Spidergawd

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 12:03 PM

I thought you were supposed to stand on the toilet in the port-o-potty, and defecate all over the seat/lid/floor?

 

Heard an interesting porto theory about this.  I always assumed that the poop mound above the seat came from people somehow performing a "squat and hover" move, as unlikely as that sounds.  However, someone recently pointed out that it's more likely that the constant peeing simply raises the liquid level enough to float the "solids" until they protrude from the hole.  I'm swayed to this theory. 

 

Mind=blown



#22 nikkiblue

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Posted 15 December 2013 - 07:57 AM

you just want to hear the sound when nikkiblue falls and smacker her head into the door.

 

 

Hey!!!   :joker:  



#23 TheDHJ

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 04:53 PM

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#24 TheDHJ

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 04:54 PM

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#25 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 December 2013 - 05:23 PM

why dont porto johns implement this technology?

 

because someome would shit on the squating platform and then you'd have to stand in it to get yer own squat accomplished.

 

I'm still mulling over the idea of "upgrading" porto potties as a capital venture. I have so many ideas after years of festivals. Some of them are really good too, like putting solar lights in/on the jons so one can at least try not to run foul in the porto.



#26 BHB

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 11:50 PM

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can i get the model where a person is substituted in place of the toilet bowl.