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#1 TheDHJ

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 09:57 PM

By Jonathan Pearlman, Sydney10:28AM BST 19 Aug 2013
Doctors in Australia have removed a dining fork that became stuck inside a 70-year-old man's penis after a bizarre sexual accident.

In a case considered so unusual it was written up in a medical journal by the three operating doctors, the man inserted a four-inch steel fork into his urethra in an attempt to achieve sexual gratification.

But the fork became stuck and was not visible when the man presented to doctors hours later.

http://www.telegraph...k-in-penis.html

#2 Jwheelz

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:08 PM

I guess someone told him to go fork himself :D



#3 Java Time

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 10:47 PM

No #1's please :barf:

#4 Depends

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Posted 19 August 2013 - 11:49 PM

turtle soup



#5 hippieskichick

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 08:53 AM

How in the fuckingjesussamhell do you fit anything in your pee hole?



#6 MeOmYo

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 02:27 PM

How in the fuckingjesussamhell do you fit anything in your pee hole?

 

 

my guess is practice :lol:



#7 Java Time

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 03:14 PM

How in the fuckingjesussamhell do you fit anything in your pee hole?


It's in man's DNA...before God created women men gave birth through their urethra :eek1:


....it's where the term Have a cow came from as in DON'T HAVE A COW MAN...IT'LL FUKN HURT

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Scientific fact!

#8 jnjn

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Posted 20 August 2013 - 03:34 PM

my guess is practice :lol:

 

i was going to say hard work & determination :funny1:



#9 Jwheelz

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 03:36 PM

lube?



#10 Tim the Beek

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 03:37 PM

Stick a fork in him, he's done?



#11 jnjn

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 03:39 PM

Stick a fork in him, he's done?

 

:rolling:



#12 direwook

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Posted 21 August 2013 - 11:54 PM

When you come to a fork in the road, don't take it (up the peehole)



#13 deadheadskier

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:31 PM

I'm sure I'll see it eventually working at the hospital.

 

Just the other day I saw an Xray of someone with a can of shaving cream stuck up in their rectum.  It was impressive. It appeared to be of the large Barbersol can variety and the patient managed to fit the whole thing up their ass with four inches to spare.   



#14 jnjn

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:34 PM

I'm sure I'll see it eventually working at the hospital.

 

Just the other day I saw an Xray of someone with a can of shaving cream stuck up in their rectum.  It was impressive. It appeared to be of the large Barbersol can variety and the patient managed to fit the whole thing up their ass with four inches to spare.   

 

:shocked:

 

holy. fucking. hell. :lol:



#15 deadheadskier

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:51 PM

The sad thing was the patient couldn't even lie about what happened and say they slipped and fell in the shower and had a horrible accident.  The can was upside down. 



#16 hippieskichick

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 04:56 PM

:shocked:

 

holy. fucking. hell. :lol:

 

What she said.

 

Sounds like he/she might have employment south of the border in the donkey show.



#17 jnjn

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 06:10 PM

my bum hurts just thinking about that :funny1: