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#1 concert andy

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:16 PM

25 bike cops catch pair having sex in park


Read more at http://www.philly.co...GGcfEh34DdH7.99

 

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These cops needed this image burned into their minds like a fish needs a bicycle.

 

A pack of 25 police officers who were participating in an Upper Darby bicycle school for cops were shocked when they rode up on a man and woman having sex on a bench near the baseball diamond at Naylor's Run Park yesterday afternoon, said Upper Darby Police Superintendent Michael Chitwood.

 

"Imagine being arrested by 25 cops," Chitwood said."They were as shocked as the police were."

 

Once a year, the Upper Darby Police Department conducts a bicycle training school for officers from other departments and this year the class of 25 included cops from Haverford, Narberth, Clifton Heights and various other departments.

 

Officers do classroom work the first day of the five-day school, which certifies the officers to operate a bicycle on police patrol, but the remaining four days are spent out on the streets of Upper Darby on their bicycles, Chitwood said. "When you see 25 police officers biking through, it's kind of impressive," he said.

 

Around 4 p.m. yesterday, the bicycle cops were finishing up their daily ride in Naylor's Run Park. They had passed by the kids on swings and the people on the tennis courts and then they rode up to the baseball diamond, where they were startled by a man and woman who were participating in a different kind of aerobic activity, Chitwood said. "There they are, on the first base line.

 

There's a bench, she is bent over the bench and our friend is behind her with his pants down to his ankle," Chitwood said, "banging away." Mind you, it was 92 degrees and 4 o'clock in the afternoon when the cops rolled up on this.

 

Chitwood said there was no one else around before police startled the couple, but as they were arresting them, a teenager did walk by, receiving lessons in both anatomy and criminal justice.

 

Chitwood identified the couple as Jennifer Harvey, 41, of Clifton Heights, and Richard McBride, 37, of North Philadelphia. "They don't have parks in Philadelphia?" Chitwood said. "They have parks. Stay over there." Chitwood said he didn't know if the two were dating but he said police don't suspect prostitution.

 

"This was an interlude," he said. Harvey and McBride were both charged with open lewdness and disorderly conduct.

 

"These officers go on a tour of Upper Darby to see the sites and neighborhood and instead get taken to sex incorporated," Chitwood said.

 



#2 unbroken_chain

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:24 PM

I have nothing to say here....



#3 concert andy

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:28 PM

I have nothing to say here....

 

 

The comments are even funnier.

 

But I understand, this be crazy.



#4 Jwheelz

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:30 PM

oh wow, a romantic interlude on the charming baseball diamonds of Upper Darby Pennsylvania :rolling: :rolling:



#5 concert andy

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:33 PM

Put in perspective, this is about a mile or two from Meriod Golf Course where the US Open was held.

 

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#6 August West

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 08:46 PM

might be fun to get caught doing it by 25 cops on bikes



#7 TheDHJ

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 09:24 PM

Hope she took him home to let him finish. :thup:

#8 Depends

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 11:21 PM

"Anything you squirt can, and will be used against you...."



#9 hippieskichick

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Posted 26 June 2013 - 11:34 PM

"Anything you squirt can, and will be used against you...."

 

Aw, dude, that's just gross. 

 

 

 

 

How could he, anyway? Look at that salamander....



#10 Ravn

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 11:42 AM

I think that qualifies for hazardous duty pay  :yuck:



#11 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:08 PM

"Mom, why does the baseball diamond always stink so much?"



#12 Joker

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:32 PM

I said lay a BUNT down the first base line

 

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#13 Ravn

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:33 PM

thar she blows,,,,



#14 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 12:41 PM

That's what big lady lovers call an SSBBW. :lol:

#15 hoagie

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Posted 27 June 2013 - 01:53 PM

I said lay a BUNT down the first base line

 

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#16 unbroken_chain

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:40 PM

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#17 TheDHJ

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:50 PM

In before the diaper.



#18 Terrapin Station

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:51 PM

Hope no poor kids try to slide head first.  :undecided:



#19 Depends

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:51 PM

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There should be a sign on that bench that says " Wet Taint"



#20 Terrapin Station

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 01:58 PM

I think the guy in the back and cop have a chub from watching.  :rolling:



#21 gMONEY

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Posted 28 June 2013 - 06:02 PM

home run !!!



#22 Lostsailr

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:05 AM

SLIDE!



#23 Depends

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 12:48 AM

"Oh, that last one was way inside" :rolling:



#24 Ginger Snap

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Posted 29 June 2013 - 05:20 AM

might be fun to get caught doing it by 25 cops on bikes

 

It's not as much fun as you might think

 

Hope she took him home to let him finish. :thup:

Because they do not let you finish. 



#25 In A Silent Way

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 12:40 PM

McBride pokes one down the first base line.

#26 Prometheus

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:00 PM

That one's definitely in foul territory! And we're looking at a full count.

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 01:04 PM

I like when they say the cops were riding to see the sites in Upper Darby.  Um have they ever looked around Upper Darby?  not too many sites to see.



#28 concert andy

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Posted 30 June 2013 - 03:28 PM

I like when they say the cops were riding to see the sites in Upper Darby.  Um have they ever looked around Upper Darby?  not too many sites to see.

 

 

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