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#1 Royal

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 12:38 AM

these stories never end well.

 

Some friends of mine and I were riding bikes around Nova Scotia.  We stopped at a college to get water.  We ran into this student there.  We asked him what they did for fun there and he said "Lumberjack games"  One of us asked "What's that?" and he said "Tree climb, log roll, saw, water boil".

 

I asked, "do any girls go to this school?"

 

"Yeah" he said "but none that I'd want to stick my dick in"  :facepalm:



#2 MeOmYo

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:24 AM

Walk into a bar a order a beer next to a guy sitting at the bar

Me: nice place around here. What do you guys do for fun?
Him: hunt and fuck
Me: lol, what do you hunt around here?
Him: something to Fuck

#3 Royal

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:03 AM

:funny1:



#4 Royal

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:04 AM

 Why do Canadians have sex doggie-style?

 

so she can watch the hockey game too.



#5 Royal

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Posted 22 August 2013 - 08:43 PM

I wonder if you're in Quebec if you have to yell "Oh my God, don't stop" in both English and French.

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Posted 05 September 2014 - 05:53 AM

I am one funny bitch