these stories never end well.
Some friends of mine and I were riding bikes around Nova Scotia. We stopped at a college to get water. We ran into this student there. We asked him what they did for fun there and he said "Lumberjack games" One of us asked "What's that?" and he said "Tree climb, log roll, saw, water boil".
I asked, "do any girls go to this school?"
"Yeah" he said "but none that I'd want to stick my dick in"