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#1 unbroken_chain

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 05:51 PM

Swedish Man Dies After Having Sex With Hornet’s Nest

 

A man in Sweden has died after trying to have sex with a hornet's nest on his farm outside Ystad.

 

The 35-year-old, known only as Hasse, had 146 sting marks on his body, including 54 to his genitals, News Sweden said.

 

His body was found by a neighbour, who said Hasse was so swollen he initially mistook him for a whale carcass.

Hasse was unconscious when he was found but died an hour later from the injuries he sustained.

Neighbour Bertil Ståhfrääs said he called over to his neighbour to ask what he was doing: "At first [I thought he was lying there by] of choice, so I called 'Hasse' to ask what the hell he was doing.

 

I walked up to the body and then I recognised his tattoo on his neck. 

 

"I have never in my life seen such a swollen pelvic bone. It hid the whole package [and] the scrotum was enlarged. Right now it feels heavy and unreal. We did not talk very often, but he was still my neighbour."

 

An autopsy of Hasse's body showed semen on some of the dead wasps and a number of the victim's pubic hair was found at the entrance of the nest. His fingerprints were also found on the nest, leading the police to believe he had been trying to have sex with the hornet's nest when he was stung to death.

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

"I don't even think about the pain he must have suffered both within himself [from his fetish] and incurred by the wasp attack."

Hornet stings are more painful than typical wasp stings because of their venom. They can also sting multiple times.

The stings are not normally fatal to humans unless a person is allergic to their venom, in which case they can go into anaphylactic shock. 

 

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#2 hoagie

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:17 PM

SEVEN HELLS!!!!



#3 Depends

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:26 PM

WSP sux



#4 MeOmYo

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:38 PM

dude was a tool, he did it all wrong

 

pretty sure you could bang out a hornets nest without dying



#5 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 07:41 PM

I like to get a buzz on and get it on like the next guy, but...



#6 unbroken_chain

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:08 PM

as I noted on FB... my issue is not so much with the stinging....  who hasn't endured that? :lol:

 

But the pure lack of elasticity (grip) and moisture (lubrication)  

 

I mean... those are the two key ingredients, and even Apple Pie can (somewhat) meet these criteria.



#7 Depends

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:13 PM

as I noted on FB... my issue is not so much with the stinging....  who hasn't endured that? :lol:

 

But the pure lack of elasticity (grip) and moisture (lubrication)  

 

I mean... those are the two key ingredients, and even Apple Pie can (somewhat) meet these criteria.

Yeah, honey bees would be so much better.



#8 TEO

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:14 PM



#9 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:18 PM

Yeah, honey bees would be so much better.

 

Hell no...

barbed stinger'd  :afro:



#10 Terrapin Station

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:23 PM

Why you gotta attack Ttb's pets like that bro?

 

 

 

Yeah, honey bees would be so much better.


#11 Lemireacle

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:37 PM

WSP sux

 

:rimshot:



#12 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 08:40 PM

Why you gotta attack Ttb's pets like that bro?

 

:mrgreen:



#13 Jwheelz

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Posted 15 May 2013 - 11:14 PM

2 things stuck out at me about this article: 1. Hey at least he got off... 2. Wouldn't you at least want to find out if you're allergic to hornet stings before you try to have sex with one of their nests?



#14 Terrapin Station

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 01:00 AM

This has to be added to 100 worse ways to die.

#15 Depends

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Posted 16 May 2013 - 02:44 AM

Hell no...

barbed stinger'd  :afro:

at least there be some honey....