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#1 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:04 PM

This thread is in honor of Andy's über-hip grout thread.

 

So now that most of us are a bunch of old, boring feebs, what kind of stuff do we do and talk about?  I'll start.

 

My damn elbow is killing me! 

Can't that damn kid ever clean anything?

Did you pick up my prescription?

Don't forget we have bridge club tonight.

Kids today, they just don't get it!



#2 concert andy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:12 PM

My old is acting up.



#3 seany

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:14 PM

I just ordered myself 2 pairs of bifocal (reader) safety glasses for work - one clear, one shaded.  I do a fair amount of precision carpentry and it's too damn difficult to see the lines accurately anymore :lol:



#4 unbroken_chain

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:15 PM

Forget that 27 year olds now find "us" (me) "Creepy"  :rolling:



#5 MeOmYo

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:17 PM

"I take a day off work before and after, to prepare and recuperate from any type of strenuous activity"



#6 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:19 PM

Don't forget we have bridge club tonight.

 

 

I'm so old, I've been saying this since 1985.   :rolling:



#7 Joker

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:20 PM

:joker:



#8 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:20 PM

JBetty looks like Georgia O'Keefe with bazooms.

#9 Feck

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:21 PM

familly dinner conversations always cover who is sick, dead or dieing



#10 Julius

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:23 PM

I wouldn't know.  :hoff:



#11 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:24 PM

JBetty looks like Georgia O'Keefe with bazooms.

 

 

 

 md_6088_Image_1ASteiglitz_GeorgiaOKeefe_

 

 

 

 

 

:dunno:



#12 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:31 PM

I meant Grandma Moses :rotf:

#13 In A Silent Way

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:32 PM

Afternoon naps.



#14 Terrapin Station

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:33 PM

Your old geezer dr appointment interferes with the local bingo outing!  :joker:



#15 hippieskichick

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:36 PM

Afternoon naps.

 

 

I see nothing wrong or old with this at all.     :couch1:



#16 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:49 PM

:joker:

 

If you weren't so old, you would have made the second post!



#17 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:50 PM

I may soon have a special calendar just for doctor appointments.



#18 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 03:59 PM

I meant Grandma Moses :rotf:

 

 

Oh great....

 

 

 

 

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#19 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:00 PM

Resemblance is striking, actually.  :funny1:



#20 KittyKindBud

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:02 PM

I forgot



#21 concert andy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:06 PM

Early Bird Dinner Specials.



#22 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:08 PM

goddamn kids! :joker:



#23 Joker

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:10 PM

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#24 Ravn

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:15 PM

"Who left these lights on?  Do you think I own the electric company?!?!?!?"



#25 Ravn

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:15 PM

"shut the door!  I'm not heating/airconditoning the entire damn state!"



#26 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:19 PM

I forgot

 

Lawls!  Bonus point for Kitty right there.



#27 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:20 PM

"shut the door!  I'm not heating/airconditoning the entire damn state!"

 

Ha!  One of my parents' favorites.



#28 concert andy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:22 PM

Back when I was your age we would ... (fill in the blanks)



#29 hippieskichick

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:27 PM

"shut the door!  I'm not heating/airconditoning the entire damn state!"

 

 

Ha!  One of my parents' favorites.

 

 

I would hear my mom yell at me, as I stood gaping into the refrigerator for minutes at a time "The penguins are coming!"



#30 Depends

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:33 PM

smile knowing Phil will be doing 2 nights @ vibes.



#31 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:42 PM

ready?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

wait for it.......

 

 

 

 

 

que  karen,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS BUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"



#32 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:49 PM

Finally!!  I was waiting for someone to post that!  :lol:



#33 concert andy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:50 PM

Uhm, some people lose control of the facilities and wet fart themselves...



#34 musicfan

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:52 PM

I thought it was about gout when I first saw the thread...  I was hoping someone had come up with a good way to scrub out gout...  Shit hurts !



#35 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 04:53 PM



#36 Karen

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:07 PM

This thread is in honor of Andy's über-hip grout thread.

 

So now that most of us are a bunch of old, boring feebs, what kind of stuff do we do and talk about?  I'll start.

 

My damn elbow is killing me! 

Can't that damn kid ever clean anything?

Did you pick up my prescription?

Don't forget we have bridge club tonight.

Kids today, they just don't get it!

 

 

All true for us except the bridge club thing....for now :)



#37 Karen

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:08 PM

ready?

 

 

 

wait for it.......

 

 

 

que  karen,

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"THIS IS WHY WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS BUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

 

It's TRUE!    :joker:



#38 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:10 PM

:clapping:

 

 

:lol:



#39 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:11 PM

damn, i miss you two....<3



#40 gregoir

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:16 PM

goddamn kids! :joker:

 

It's kidz learn to spell you old fuck :rolling:



#41 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:17 PM

damn, i miss you two....<3

If JP didn't have to go visit the Reich, I would have been seeing them in two weeks. Dammit.

#42 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:18 PM

chicken_wingers.jpg



#43 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:24 PM

hey shoehorn!?

 

spell it correctly......jeez.....



#44 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:27 PM

Fail. :rotf:

#45 liveyoursong

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:29 PM

What were we talking about?

#46 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:29 PM

If JP didn't have to go visit the Reich, I would have been seeing them in two weeks. Dammit.

 

 

 

Aero Friedrichshafen? 



#47 TheDHJ

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:30 PM

Bless you.

#48 concert andy

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:32 PM

What were we talking about?

 

Farts.



#49 Depends

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:36 PM

fart in an elevator if small children are on board, and in close proximity.  The odd midget too.



#50 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 05:37 PM

hey shoehorn!?

 

spell it correctly......jeez.....

 

Close enough. Ya chicken pirate.