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The New Boardie Bill of Rights (pffta)


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#1 roo

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:27 PM

You have the right post what you want. (Freedom of speech) this does not mean your post wont be edited ,deleted ,modified or Censored.

(Sexual tattoos ahem ahem)

#2 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 26 March 2013 - 10:48 PM

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can, and will be used against you.....



#3 In A Silent Way

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:12 AM

You have the right to file your posts in the proper forums, which are provided for your use by the owner of this board.

#4 PieDoh

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:41 AM

you have the right to left

#5 cheeseweasel

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:44 AM

You have the right to touch me in the naughty bits.

#6 Depends

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:46 AM

You have the right to make sport of 80's hair bands.  TEO reserves the right to spank you for it.  :rolling:



#7 Julius

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 11:57 AM

You have the right to wallow in the dirty diaper :lol:



#8 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:12 PM

You have a right to touch yourself while posting.



#9 Depends

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 01:41 PM

You have a right to touch yourself while posting.

I use my left.



#10 seabreeze

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 02:35 PM

you have a right to be awesome



#11 In A Silent Way

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 03:43 AM

You have a right to share a bottle of Heaven Hill with Keef.

#12 TEO

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 12:39 PM

I'm in.  :crazy:



#13 BHB

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 01:14 PM

You have the right to view any form of authority, however benign, as the enemy. :lol:



#14 Spidergawd

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 12:21 PM

You have the right to view any form of authority, however benign, as the enemy. :lol:

 

Appendix A:  This includes the right to take anything posted by said authority figure as a direct and personal affront to you.

Appendix B:  You also have the right to hold the butthurt close and start numerous threads to discuss it.

 

 

:funny1:



#15 TheDHJ

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:38 PM

Say cunt. A lot.

#16 In A Silent Way

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 02:46 PM

Amendment I: Moderators shall make no law respecting an establishment of dark tents, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the boardies peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Moderators for bacon.



#17 BHB

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 07:31 PM

Appendix B:  You also have the right to hold the butthurt close

 

 

Yes... nurture the butthurt.



#18 deadandgrateful

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Posted 31 March 2013 - 03:54 PM

You have the the right to post meaningful things on the board. It is gregoir's right to troll your ass.

#19 Spidergawd

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:09 PM

Yes... nurture the butthurt.

 

Yessss, yessss, let the butthurt flow through you!



#20 Spidergawd

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:10 PM

Amendment I: Moderators shall make no law respecting an establishment of dark tents, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the boardies peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Moderators for bacon.

 

The Dark Tent will sow the seeds of revolution!  VIVA LA DARK TENT!!