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A small tale for Nikki and the Capt, ( slightly vulgar)


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#1 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 10:49 PM

About three years ago I needed some serious oral surgery, I am a painter and had some heavy metal damage. The crabby senior dentist seemed to think I was a dr addict.
The dentist assigned to the job was a pretty little gal only a year or so out of school. She was delightful as opposed to the old scumbag.
She started giving me the Novocain I lost count how many shots but then she set chair back; one of those lie down types.
I am a life long mediator so I just go into the zone. She started to work.
Something brought me out of the zone. It was a warm July day and she was wearing one of those Dr. gowns. She is petite and was half lying over me doing her chores in my mouth. I realized suddenly her water line was on my forearm. I have been married twice, I know about this kind of experience.
I was aware of nothing else for the duration.
It is always a time my friends, always,

#2 nikkiblue

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 10:55 PM

water line? :huh: whats a water line?

#3 elder

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 10:59 PM

water line? :huh: whats a water line?


from Wikipedia..

The term "waterline" generally refers to the line where the hull of a ship meets the water surface. It is also the name of a special marking, also known as the national Load Line or Plimsoll Line, to be positioned amidships, that indicates the draft of the ship and the legal limit to which a ship may be loaded for specific water types and temperatures.

:funny1:

#4 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:00 PM

It is a Finnish metaphor for a lady's special physical location. Sometimes it is quite warm.

#5 Ravn

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:01 PM

here's one:

When I was having Aidan, I tried to go drug free. After about 16 hours of hard labor with no drugs, I asked for something. The nurse gave me an injection of something called "stadol" (I think that's what it was). It did jack shit for my pain, but it took away the tiny little bit of self control I had over my big mouth. It felt better to me to sit up and plant one foot on the floor during pains. I sat up, put one foot on the floor and leaned forward and Mike said "OMG, you can't go anywhere" and I said "where the merry motherfuck do you think I'm going asshole? I'm hooked to 4 different fucking machines and am attempting to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of my pussy!" :funny1:

#6 gregoir

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:02 PM

It is a Finnish metaphor for a lady's special physical location. Sometimes it is quite warm.


Oh her armpit:funny1:

#7 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:09 PM

Ravn, when Creekie's mother was in labor, some 35 years ago it was on and off. They had smoking rooms for the dads back then. I was down the hall with a guy watching a hockey game having a smoke when his wife came into the room and said get back to our room. Scared me a bit.

#8 Depends

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:10 PM

paint hasn't washed his forearm in 3 years...:eek:

#9 Depends

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:14 PM

Rhode Island sounds like every woman is gorgeous, whether they work as a dentist, or liquor store, or supermarket.

#10 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:16 PM

I only know beautiful women,

#11 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:21 PM

Life is how we decide to perceive it. It is a choice.

#12 nikkiblue

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:25 PM

all people are beautiful.

#13 gregoir

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:28 PM

all people are beautiful.


Come work at my office for the day:funny1:

#14 nikkiblue

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:28 PM

Come work at my office for the day:funny1:


I bet my work trumps your work.. :lol:

#15 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:35 PM

My muse may be in disarray
but she does cause me to say
I may write
without fright
as she whispers the way

#16 bizzle

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:36 PM

Rhode Island sounds like every woman is gorgeous, whether they work as a dentist, or liquor store, or supermarket.


I live in rhody.... Its just not true. Spend a few hours at any of our DMV's :one:
I guess I need to move out to where cjtpaint lives.

#17 cjtpaint

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Posted 15 May 2011 - 11:52 PM

I am in south county, Carolina. Even the teachers are beautiful, ChinaCat is an example. This is a beautiful place a littoral forest.

#18 bizzle

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:06 AM

I am in south county, Carolina. Even the teachers are beautiful, ChinaCat is an example. This is a beautiful place a littoral forest.


I have lived in Warwick for most of my existence. You live in a much prettier part of Rhody all around....:monkey:

#19 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:08 AM

i feel ripped of. how is waterline vulgar? i demand more words like clit taint and dildo if "slightly vulgar" is promised. :lol:

#20 unbroken_chain

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 12:37 PM

how about cock socket... is that acceptable :dunno:

#21 sarah b.

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 02:19 PM

cock socket is awesome. :lol:

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Posted 16 May 2011 - 05:15 PM

could be a limerick coming from this... What rhymes with "I sat up front." ?