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#1 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:47 PM

http://www.thesmokin...emselves-097421

 

Colorado Cops Arrest Moron (The Headlines, They Really Write Themselves)

 

Joseph Moron was arrested Sunday on a variety of domestic abuse charges, according to Colorado police.

josephmoron.jpgThe bust of the 35-year-old Moron came after his girlfriend contacted cops to say that he had assaulted her. Moron is pictured in the mug shot at right.

In addition to the new abuse count, Moron also faces a variety of felony charges stemming from prior alleged domestic violence incidents, according to an Aurora Police Department press release.

Moron is being held without bond at the Arapahoe County jail.



#2 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 03:54 PM

First thing that popped into my head:  "Wouldn't it be funny if the guy's name was really Moran?"  :lol:



#3 JBetty

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:02 PM

I knew a few kids named Moran in high school. 

They were all tough-ass kids with attitudes.



#4 hippieskichick

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:05 PM

Have you ever seen the "Florida Man" spoofs? They're hilarious! I guess it's a long standing joke that there are a bunch of fucking tards in Florida, so someone actually made "him" a real person on Twitter. They post real headlines, and tweet them under his name/picture/profile. 

 

Some of them are so ludicrous you have to actually look them up. They're insane!!!

 

https://twitter.com/_FloridaMan



#5 jnjn

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 04:06 PM

it's prolly pronounced mo-rone or something, prolly. 

i'm gonna assume that the arresting officers chose to pronounce it moron, though...over & over & over & over again :lol:



#6 PieDoh

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:31 PM

his accomplice.......


dick hertz

#7 jnjn

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:55 PM

his accomplice.......


dick hertz

:funny1:



#8 unbroken_chain

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 05:59 PM

I knew a few kids named Moran in high school. 

They were all tough-ass kids with attitudes.

 

"that's right mother fuckers.... "

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#9 gregoir

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:00 PM

We have a bunch of Morons as patients they always tell me it's pronouced more ann .  sure it is :rolling:



#10 Sensei Miller

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:01 PM

I knew a kid named Nimrod Moron in elementary school.

 

Funny thing was, he was that kid who always had nostrils full of buggers and a full-on kool-aid mustache.

 

Jesus Christ kid...blow your freakin' nose and wipe your face occasionally!



#11 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:38 PM

We had a kid named booger in school.



#12 MeOmYo

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 06:40 PM

exchange student in my senior class names Ricardo Moron.  Math teacher was brutal to him.



#13 Jam Fan

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Posted 22 March 2013 - 08:51 PM

it's prolly pronounced mo-rone or something, prolly. 

i'm gonna assume that the arresting officers chose to pronounce it moron, though...over & over & over & over again :lol:

 

it is spelled 'Joseph Moron', but it's pronounced 'Throatwobbler Mangrove'.



#14 In A Silent Way

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 12:53 AM

his accomplice.......


dick hertz

And Mike Hawk.

#15 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 01:17 PM

His girlfriend, Anita P. Ness.