Mr. Knox middle school science teacher to students who were making animal noises: "You cannot make animal noises. You can make them through kindergarten, then you can't make them again till college." 
Funny Things A Teacher Told You
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Royal
, Mar 17 2013 06:50 PM
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Posted 17 March 2013 - 09:33 PM
Don't worry _________ (insert last name here), the world needs ditch diggers too.
while miming shoveling over his shoulder... "Pile it on the other corner!" (when he knew we were trying to translate the Latin on the spot)
Mr. Colton - Albany Academy Latin teacher
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 01:17 AM
"Make sure to tell the next girl you meet that you are wearing Burger King underwear....... When she asks why you have Burger King underwear... Reply to her that they are home of the Whopper"
Mr. Hill.. Ocean township high school German teacher
Mr. Hill.. Ocean township high school German teacher
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 08:07 PM
When lab instrctor asked how my project was going, I said "We're jammin!"
His response: "Gerbil jammin?!?! We're gonna need more glassware!"
The same professor would frequently say "We got cake and we got cock, and we're almost outta cake!" when we asked him for more chemicals or glassware.
His response: "Gerbil jammin?!?! We're gonna need more glassware!"
The same professor would frequently say "We got cake and we got cock, and we're almost outta cake!" when we asked him for more chemicals or glassware.
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Posted 18 March 2013 - 09:12 PM
What was your stroke?
free. anything further than a 50 and I was garbage.
the above conversation occurred after 8 of 10 "hypoxic" 25s, when I proceeded to lose cookies all over the deck. I walked back to the block instead of jogging, and he added on 3 more to the 10. BASTARD. 
