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#1 Feck

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:11 AM

when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,

 

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i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time

 

 

what kind of keys won't open doors ?

 

what always weighs the same ?

 

if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?

 

what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?



#2 Depends

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:17 AM

when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,

 

51SBZy5V5SL._AA300_.jpg

 

i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time

 

 

what kind of keys won't open doors ?

 

what always weighs the same ?

 

if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?

 

what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?

1. Monkeys

2. A Shadow? A hole?

3. dunno.  

3 Short



#3 JBetty

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

Monkeys can open doors.



#4 JBetty

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

 Donkeys can't.



#5 hoagie

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:05 PM

Turkeys



#6 Feck

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:24 PM

if you were painting a picture, what colors would you use for the sun and wind ?

 

2 colors - one each, the sun _ _ _ _  and the wind _ _ _ _ .



#7 Depends

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:29 PM

the sun rose and the wind blew



#8 Depends

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:30 PM

the 4 letter hint helped



#9 Feck

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Posted 11 March 2013 - 05:48 PM

what color is blew ?



#10 Feck

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:10 AM

page 2

 

what did the hen say when she laid a square egg?

 

a  man smashed a clock and was beought to trial for killing time.

he was aquitted. why?

 

what question can you never answer "yes" to ?

 

where was the Declerationof Independence signed ?



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Posted 12 March 2013 - 03:16 AM

1. Ouch

3. are you dead/asleep?

4. At the bottom



#12 Julius

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:05 AM

when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,

 

51SBZy5V5SL._AA300_.jpg

 

i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time

 

 

what kind of keys won't open doors ?

 

what always weighs the same ?

 

if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?

 

what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?

Piano keys

Your wife when she asks

pass

short



#13 Julius

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:07 AM

page 2

 

what did the hen say when she laid a square egg?

 

a  man smashed a clock and was beought to trial for killing time.

he was aquitted. why?

 

what question can you never answer "yes" to ?

 

where was the Declerationof Independence signed ?

Put that shit on Ebay

pass

Are you dead?

Independence, MO



#14 Julius

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:10 AM

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.



#15 Feck

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Posted 12 March 2013 - 05:40 PM

This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.

 

water, dust, time, something that erodes

 

 

a  man smashed a clock and was brought to trial for killing time.

he was aquitted. why?

 

self defence, the clock struck first.



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Posted 15 March 2013 - 01:32 AM

i think i'll pass on the "what is black and white and red all over" and go for one per page

 

what animal does a baby taking a bath resemble?



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Posted 15 March 2013 - 01:36 AM

what kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket ?



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Posted 15 May 2013 - 02:32 AM

1. Monkeys

2. A Shadow? A hole?

3. dunno.  

3 Short

 

what kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket ?

 

a golf club


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Posted 31 May 2013 - 08:00 PM

what kind of driver never gets a speeding ticket ?


A penis!!