Posted 11 March 2013 - 01:11 AM
when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,
i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time
what kind of keys won't open doors ?
what always weighs the same ?
if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?
what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?
Posted 11 March 2013 - 02:17 AM
when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,
i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time
what kind of keys won't open doors ?
what always weighs the same ?
if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?
what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?
1. Monkeys
2. A Shadow? A hole?
3. dunno.
3 Short
Posted 12 March 2013 - 12:10 AM
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what did the hen say when she laid a square egg?
a man smashed a clock and was beought to trial for killing time.
he was aquitted. why?
what question can you never answer "yes" to ?
where was the Declerationof Independence signed ?
Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:05 AM
when i was a kid one of my favorite books was "Ask me another Riddle,
i found it last night, so here we go - 1 page at a time
what kind of keys won't open doors ?
what always weighs the same ?
if you were painting a picture, what color would you use for the sun and wind ?
what word becomes shorter if you add two letters to it ?
Piano keys
Your wife when she asks
pass
short
Posted 12 March 2013 - 04:07 AM
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what did the hen say when she laid a square egg?
a man smashed a clock and was beought to trial for killing time.
he was aquitted. why?
what question can you never answer "yes" to ?
where was the Declerationof Independence signed ?
Put that shit on Ebay
pass
Are you dead?
Independence, MO
Posted 12 March 2013 - 05:40 PM
This thing all things devours:
Birds, beasts, trees, flowers;
Gnaws iron, bites steel;
Grinds hard stones to meal;
Slays king, ruins town,
And beats high mountain down.
water, dust, time, something that erodes
a man smashed a clock and was brought to trial for killing time.
he was aquitted. why?
self defence, the clock struck first.
