Posted 07 March 2013 - 08:58 PM
w/ Lou Reed, Laurie Anderson etc.
12th annaul downtown seder
New York City rock icon Lou Reed, superstar Israeli singer/songwriter David Broza, performance art-pioneer Laurie Anderson, acclaimed stand-up comic Judy Gold, writer Rachel Shukert, musician Jeremiah Lockwood, comic Mark Normand, songwriter Michelle Citrin, entertainer Neshama Carlebach, and Old Jews Telling Jokes!
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Posted 07 March 2013 - 09:17 PM
A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating.
Since Jews do not eat leavened bread during the eight-day holiday, he was eating Matzo, flat crunchy unleavened bread that has dozens of perforations.
A little later, a blind man came by and sat down next to him.
Feeling neighborly, the Jewish man passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man.
The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed,
"Who wrote this?"
