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#1 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:22 PM

If you are a cardinal voting for a new pope, can you vote for yourself?

 

 



#2 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:25 PM

You couldn't google that?

 

And yeah, anonymous vote



#3 TEO

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:28 PM

Do they serve green eggs and ham?



#4 In A Silent Way

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 05:30 PM

Sounds like a venereal disease.



#5 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:03 PM

You couldn't google that?

 

Sure could, but it's usually more entertaining this way. 



#6 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:04 PM

And what about the old pope?

What's he going to do now?

Greet people at the Vatican City Wallmart?



#7 Jim

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:20 PM

and you all thought the 2012 predictions were weird! 

 



#8 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:27 PM

We are so fucked.  :panic:



#9 Rionach aka Spec K

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:35 PM

We?  No.

 

You?  Oui.

 

;)



#10 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:37 PM

Lucky me!   :naughty:



#11 Julius

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:38 PM

And what about the old pope?

What's he going to do now?

Greet people at the Vatican City Wallmart?

Absolutely not. He will never be seen again and is barred from making public statements.



#12 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

They sure do have a lot of pope rules.



#13 TEO

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

If you weren't so busy trying not to appear too goy you might know some of these facts.



#14 Jambear

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:46 PM

They are building the old pope a residence in the Vatican where he will be kept cloistered and away from the press while the myriad of new scandals come to light that he hid while working for john Paul and as pope. He is now untouchable from outside law.

#15 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:49 PM

Absolutely not. He will never be seen again and is barred from making public statements.

We will see about that, won't we



#16 Julius

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

Actually, let me correct myself: There is a chance he will be seen publicly one more time, when he moves from his temporary to his final residence. More likely though, they will move him quietly. 



#17 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:03 PM

If you weren't so busy trying not to appear too goy you might know some of these facts.

 

 

 

Nice dig.   :rolleyes:

 

I was not raised in a Christian household. 



#18 Deadshow Dan

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:03 PM

I believe he will be seen again.  Perhaps recorded or photo'd instead of live.  That's my hunch.

 

It might not be official photos



#19 Lemireacle

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:11 PM

You couldn't google that?

 

:lol:



#20 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:31 PM

Does the old pope get to keep all his pope clothes?   :dunno:

 

Especially if the next pope is a completely different size and won't fit in the robes, hat and shoes.

And if he doesn't get to keep them, what do they do with them?

Give them to the poor?

Sell them on ebay?

Let the cardinals use them on Halloween?



#21 Julius

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:42 PM

Does the old pope get to keep all his pope clothes?   :dunno:

I'll take questions only a chick would ask for $500 please Alex. 



#22 Lemireacle

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

I'll take questions only a chick would ask for $500 please Alex. 

 

I'm surprised she didn't ask about the pope shoes as well. :lol:



#23 TEO

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:48 PM

Nice dig.   :rolleyes:

 

I was not raised in a Christian household. 

 

 

Heathen?



#24 insolent cur

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

Nice dig.   :rolleyes:

 

I was not raised in a Christian household. 

 

that would be catholic.  i'm going to guess there are a lot of "christians" who would have no idea about the pope and his red shoes.



#25 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:50 PM

I'm surprised she didn't ask about the pope shoes as well. :lol:

 

 

 

The ruby slippers?

Look again.  :wink:



#26 Tim the Beek

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 07:54 PM

More likely though, they will move him quietly. 

 

Prolly in a vehicle with an 11 cylinder engine. Prolly.



#27 Terrapin Station

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:22 PM

Why did this pope resign?



#28 Julius

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:26 PM

Why did this pope resign?

He made a questionable video with Miss Teen Delaware.



#29 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:28 PM

:lol:



#30 Tim the Beek

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

:lmao:



#31 Terrapin Station

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

Good for him, that old horn dog.

 

 

 

He made a questionable video with Miss Teen Delaware.


#32 In A Silent Way

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:34 PM

I nominate this guy.

 

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#33 Feck

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:51 PM

he might be able to keep them, but not wear them around the vatican, same goes for the shoes.

i read he picked out white as his "offical" ex pope clothes color, but can't wear the smancy red stripe (horray beer) on them.

shoes can be any color, excpet red. 

 

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#34 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 08:58 PM

he might be able to keep them, but not wear them around the vatican, same goes for the shoes.

i read he picked out white as his "offical" ex pope clothes color, but can't wear the smancy red stripe (horray beer) on them.

shoes can be any color, excpet red. 

 

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ser biz?

He could still go to Disney World and wear his pope clothes?

 

Too bad he chose white instead of tiedye.



#35 Feck

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:01 PM

i can work with this :)

 

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#36 Feck

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

ps: they almost all start out white, he should mail me a set



#37 Julius

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

Signed a movie contract to make "The 85 year old Virgin"



#38 Jambear

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:02 PM

Who in their right mind would wear all white and live in italy.

 

Its a sauce spilling nightmare.



#39 elder

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

too pooped to pope



#40 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:24 PM

Wine, too.



#41 Feck

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:26 PM

spill the wine, dig that alter boy ?



#42 TEO

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 09:55 PM

Farewell to Pope Benedict and His Rumored Secret Boyfriend (A Handsome Young Archbishop)   :eek:

 

http://gawker.com/59...oung-archbishop

 

 

 

When the Pope officially drops the mic and resigns today, he will give up a lot of things: His snazzy red shoes. His shiny gold ring. His swanky apartment in the papal palace.

One thing the Pope will not give up, though, is his alleged secret boyfriend: personal secretary Archbishop Georg Gänswein.

 

Gänswein, 56, is a German chaplain, dubbed "Gorgeous Georg" by the press on account of his movie star good looks and his "E"-less first name. He inspired Versace's "Clergyman Collection"in 2007. He was featured on the cover of Italian Vanity Fair this past January. He's been the pope's private secretary since 2005, and the two have breakfast, lunch, dinner, and naptime (and in between times) together every day.

Asked once if he ever feels nervous hanging out with the Catholic Church's most important living figure, Gänswein replied that he and the Pope have, over the years, developed a sense of "familiarity." He then conceded, "There are always some situations, however, when the heart beats a little stronger than usual."

They'll continue living together after Pope Benedict retires, too: first in the pope's summer residence; later in a converted monastery located in the Vatican Gardens. In a twist some have found odd, Gänswein will keep his position as head of the new pope's household. Who will he have breakfast with? Where will naptime occur? Do you even want to be my roommate? I feel like I never see you anymore. Oh, the fights they'll have.

While theories regarding an alleged love affair between the pope and his secretary have been floating around for years, no one has produced any evidence that such a relationship, if it exists, ever became physical.

In honor of the love that might have been—that might still be—that dare not speak its name, we've created a little internet scrapbook dedicated to the Vatican's hottest couple.

 


#43 cheeseweasel

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 10:08 PM

I use Tucks medicated pads on my papal conclave.

#44 Julius

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 12:49 AM

The shoes will be returned to Glinda the good witch.



#45 In A Silent Way

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:01 AM

What color yarmulke does he wear now?

#46 Jambear

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:03 PM

In the true teaching of the Catholic church the Pope follows thru with church doctrine and pulls out before finishing.



#47 MeOmYo

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:13 PM

did God make these rules for the pope?



#48 unbroken_chain

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:19 PM

You couldn't google that?

 

And yeah, anonymous vote

 

if u haven't figured out by now that this "Jbetty" is quite the difficult one, just ask her bookkeeper.



#49 JBetty

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:29 PM

Unbie'd 



#50 unbroken_chain

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Posted 01 March 2013 - 02:58 PM

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