Adam was wandering through the Garden of Eden one day when God appeared to him.
"HELLOOOO there Adam, how goes it?"
Adam looked around at his beautiful surroundings, and replied. "Well, God, I've been thinking. This place is so beautiful. It's basically perfect! It's just that, well, sometimes I feel so alone here in the midst of your divine creation."
"Well, Adam, what would you have me do for you?"
"I just wish I could have someone here to share these experiences with me. Someone who will listen to me, and understand me, and help me when I need a hand. In a nutshell, I'd like a wonderful soul mate! Do you think you could do that for me, God?"
"Of course I can do that Adam! I'm God! But I must tell you up front, a job like this is gonna cost you an arm and a leg."
Adam thought for a minute. "Hmmmm... then what can I get for a rib?!?!"