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#1 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:11 PM

http://www.farecompa...ence-on-planes/

Rut roh. JP and I are in trouble.

#2 Feck

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:16 PM

If they allow farting on aircraft they should modify the windows so they can be opened for fresh air.



#3 megmyster

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:17 PM

Josh  I think you might be the only one they need for the study :patchoulia: :kashmir:



#4 elder

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:17 PM

thats why I like to sit in the front

even though its not it just feels upwind



#5 JBetty

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:20 PM

Your airplane aisle crop dusting days are over, mister!     :joker:



#6 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:20 PM

:lol: I always forget and go eat big Indian or Asian meals before long cross country flights. :lol:

#7 TEO

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:22 PM

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#8 JBetty

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:26 PM

:lol: I always forget and go eat big Indian or Asian meals before long cross country flights. :lol:

 

 

 

Pretty sure you did it on purpose last month.   :funny1: 



#9 TheDHJ

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:27 PM

Well yeah. :lol:

#10 Jambear

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:32 PM

pretty sure i could down a plane with a fart.



#11 JBetty

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:37 PM

pretty sure i could down a plane with a fart.

 

 

 

goddamn terrorist 

see you on the No Fly list



#12 Jambear

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:39 PM

I wear charcoal lined underware so i can fart it up with no worries.



#13 Eddie Z

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 07:41 PM

I just use the little air nozzle on the overhead compartment to blow it around.... so everyone can enjoy it.



#14 JBetty

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:07 PM

I wear charcoal lined underware so i can fart it up with no worries.

 

 

Guess that's better than boofing a lump of coal. 



#15 MeOmYo

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Posted 21 February 2013 - 08:16 PM

who the F are these people and how much does it pay to come up with this shit?????



#16 hoagie

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 02:55 PM

Floating air biscuits

#17 elder

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 03:04 PM

Floating air biscuits

 

reminds me of the other day..I'm driving with my kids and turn on the Jam band channel on Sirius, and the Disco Bisquits are on...we give it a shot when my 6 year old matter of factly says to me  "you don't really like this do you?" :lol:



#18 JBetty

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 03:18 PM

smart kid



#19 Ahmet Adoudi

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 05:54 PM

Adoudi is not comfortable on airplanes.



#20 jme

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:44 PM

Just what I need to float around the North Atlantic for a couple of days, clinging to a pillow full of beer farts. GC

#21 orion

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 06:50 PM

This study has clearly been funded by the charcoal industry.



#22 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 07:46 PM

Active charcoal undies for the plane ride. It's niche market, but I bet Josh would buy a few pair.



#23 PieDoh

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 08:55 PM

i don't take commercial flights, but if i did, they would offer my farts as a first class upgrade...

#24 hoagie

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:10 PM

People are too bashful about farting in public.

#25 JBetty

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:21 PM

You should organize a Boardie Fart Off at the 4/20 picnic.



#26 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:22 PM

Someone will inevitably shit their pants.



#27 JBetty

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:25 PM

What's your point?



#28 hoagie

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Posted 22 February 2013 - 09:27 PM

You should organize a Boardie Fart Off at the 4/20 picnic.

Farting requires no organization. Or talent.