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#51 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:40 PM

You could hire FYC as wedding security.  FYC has a way with quietly taking down wooks throughout the woods.

 

I'll let him borrow my tire iron for the rowdy ones.  



#52 china cat

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:50 PM

so many funnies :lol:

 

thanks for the laughs you crazies.



#53 Jwheelz

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 10:56 PM

I think the solution to the wook problem is to create a bright and shiny wook beacon well away from the wedding and activate it thirty minutes prior... thus attracting them all to a different location :)



#54 gregoir

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:27 PM

We want to disrract the wooks not boardies

#55 Jwheelz

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:07 AM

hmmm how to make it attract only wooks... I know plenty of things that can repel wooks but not many things that can attract them... and also not boardies :lol:



#56 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:13 AM

I've got a serious idea for the veil coming into focus. :moose:



#57 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:15 AM

I've never been to a boobie trapped wedding before- this is going to be awesome on so many levals! :gingersnap:



#58 Java Time

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:27 AM

Oh...another duty of the maid of honor is to bring hot young teen chicks to Uncle Java's tent....Hoooooraaayyyyyy....thanks GS :ura1:

#59 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:30 AM

Oh...another duty of the maid of honor is to bring hot young teen chicks to Uncle Java's tent....Hoooooraaayyyyyy....thanks GS :ura1:

 

Lets just hope I'm ovulating that weekend. They won't be able to resist my scent. I do what I can for my friends!



#60 Java Time

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:36 AM

Lets just hope I'm ovulating that weekend. They won't be able to resist my scent. I do what I can for my friends!

Oh. My. God. It's only February and You're already planning to snatch my snatch?!? :wow:

#61 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:38 AM

:gingersnap:



#62 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:39 AM

Oh...another duty of the maid of honor is to bring hot young teen chicks to Uncle Java's tent....Hoooooraaayyyyyy....thanks GS :ura1:

 

And I'm not the maid of honor. I assume that's her daughter. :lol:



#63 Java Time

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:44 AM

Oh...did I say maid of honor's duty?


Oh no no no....I meant one of the maid of honor's duties thread poster's duties....


um...yeah...heh-heh :blush:

#64 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:47 AM

Fuck the aisle of petals. Babyoil slip and slide. :grin:



#65 seany

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:57 AM

Can I decorate the bride's car? :lmao:



#66 Mama Kel

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:57 AM

We should prolly all go for a swim before the ceremony :D

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

StrangeCreek wedding traditions must be upheld!   :bouncey:

 

 

 

Then this crazy train goes through Family Camp!!!! :bliss: :lol:



#67 seany

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:00 AM

And I'm not the maid of honor. 

 

Clearly! :lol:



#68 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:04 AM

Can I decorate the bride's car? :lmao:

 

:joker:



#69 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:04 AM

Clearly! :lol:

 

 

oh snap!!! :lol:



#70 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:07 AM

:lol:



#71 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:09 AM

Can I decorate the bride's car? :lmao:

 

YES! :bliss:



#72 Ginger Snap

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:09 AM

Can I decorate the bride's car? :lmao:

 

YES! I think you have to! :bliss:



#73 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:17 AM

no oil :joker:

 

 

 

and side note to anyone who sees the FB post and is confused: Tim and I have 2 ceremonies. Commitment ceremony with Brother Jason and all of you at SC and another with blood family in August :)



#74 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:41 AM

I'm still confused. But I'm happy. :)



#75 Jwheelz

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:48 AM

Think of it this way Tim:

 

She's so nice you'll marry her twice  :bouncey:



#76 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:10 AM

Think of it this way Tim:

 

She's so nice you'll marry her twice  :bouncey:

 

:) <3

 

Oh, I'm gonna marry her every day!



#77 Jwheelz

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:14 AM

:catbeepuke:

 

 

 

:funny1:



#78 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:24 AM

:) <3

 

Oh, I'm gonna marry her every day!

 

Will you marry me? today?



#79 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:29 AM

Some more? :)

 

Yes, please.



#80 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 02:38 AM

oh yay! :bliss:



#81 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 03:42 AM

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#82 Karen

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 04:20 AM

:crazy:



#83 foo

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:24 AM

crap .....now i think i might blow off vibes and just do sc!



#84 china cat

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 12:04 PM

crap .....now i think i might blow off vibes and just do sc!

 

awwww! we'd love for you to be a part of it.

 

so, we think Ryan is gonna come sing a song for us!  (Thank you Tim for-hopefully-making that happen)

 

plan is to have ceremony 2-3 hours before Ryan's set. try to have it down by the river, then go back to space camp for pot luck with friends, then go see Ryan's set. We don't know what day he is scheduled for yet though.



#85 Mama Kel

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:17 PM

:bouncey:



#86 Java Time

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:27 PM

Wedding Crashers 2: StrangeCreek

Starring-

1) Java Time

#87 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 01:39 PM

Wedding Crashers 2: StrangeCreek

Starring-

1) Java Time

 

Ain't no crashin' this wedding. One big happy family. :)

 

Would be cool as hell to meet you in the real world. Insofar as Keewanee can be considered the real world...



#88 seany

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:20 PM

so, we think Ryan is gonna come sing a song for us!  (Thank you Tim for-hopefully-making that happen)

 

It'd be way better if you could get John Rider to sing "Blood Red Roses" for you :funny1:



#89 Tim the Beek

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 05:26 PM

It'd be way better if you could get John Rider to sing "Blood Red Roses" for you :funny1:

 

That's no way to start a life together.



#90 Java Time

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Posted 15 February 2013 - 08:45 PM

Ain't no crashin' this wedding. One big happy family. :) Would be cool as hell to meet you in the real world. Insofar as Keewanee can be considered the real world...

Ditto :blush: don't tell cc

#91 Ginger Snap

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 01:18 AM

"Cultivator of a sense of sober refinement."  has just been added to my list of duties. :Phishfolk:



#92 Speckta

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:39 AM

As a bridesmaid, I'm pretty sure one of your duties include not making out with the groom in a corner... Pretty sure...



#93 Ginger Snap

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:00 AM

That totally depends on who the bride and groom are silly. In the same vein I bet you think it's  a duty not to go down on the bride while the wedding party.....ooh never mind. :smile:

 

Yes, you're right, there will be no witbeek makeout. :lol: shudders :lol:



#94 china cat

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:18 AM

:nikkiblue:



#95 Ginger Snap

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 03:26 AM

:lmao: sober refinement. Check. 



#96 Mama Kel

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:25 AM

:rotf:



#97 Tim the Beek

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 11:32 AM

Yes, you're right, there will be no witbeek makeout. :lol: shudders :lol:


Just ewww. Would be like making out with my sister. <3

 

:lmao: sober refinement. Check. 


:lol: :lol: :lol:



#98 PieDoh

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:10 PM

how about a big fan and some tumbleweeds?

#99 Terrapin Station

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Posted 17 May 2013 - 02:14 PM

Not sure about tumble weeds, but Im sure there will be alot of weed  s.

 

 

 

how about a big fan and some tumbleweeds?