I am so excited about this. So honored and truly truly delighted.
So I know china, that you don't want a whole lot of meaningless pomp and circumstance, and the details of your vinculum matrimonii should be intimate and particular to you and Beek, your values, and your love. I was thinking instead of releasing doves into the air, that we release newly saved factory farm chickens! I know I know, it seems like a grand gesture, and it is! But you, one of my dearest friends, should have the wedding of your dreams.
EDITED: Not too close to the water though. They won't be used to running around and we wouldn't want them to stagger into the river and drown.