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#1 Ginger Snap

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 11:40 AM

:gingersnap:

 

I am so excited about this. So honored and truly truly delighted.

 

So I know china, that you don't want a whole lot of meaningless pomp and circumstance, and the details of your vinculum matrimonii should be intimate and particular to you and Beek, your values, and your love. I was thinking instead of releasing doves into the air, that we release newly saved factory farm chickens! I know I know, it seems like a grand gesture, and it is! But you, one of my dearest friends, should have the wedding of your dreams. :heart:

 

EDITED: Not too close to the water though. They won't be used to running around and we wouldn't want them to stagger into the river and drown.



#2 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:32 PM

<3

 

Releasing fowls can be dicey...just ask this guy...

 

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#3 August West

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:33 PM

better they try to cross the road?



#4 August West

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:34 PM

how about releasing some fried chicken for the homeless folks?



#5 nikkiblue

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 12:46 PM

Congrats on your special Doodies....<3 

 

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#6 china cat

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:37 PM

Wit :lol:

 

I've never done this wedding thingy before so I have no idea what your duties are :lol:

 

have tissue for my blubbering tears? fend off wooks trying to high-jack the ceremony? clear the path of passed out hippies? keep the buckets empty for all the catbeepuke to be spewed?



#7 unbroken_chain

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 01:59 PM

I've never done this wedding thingy before so I have no idea what your duties are :lol:

 

she is supposed to bring you to see some strippers.

 

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#8 seany

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:15 PM

I've appointed myself to the entertainment committee - It'll be my job to get Wit loaded on tequila before the the ceremony and help pass out squirt guns full of baby oil :pimp:



#9 Jersey Thug

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:16 PM

i'm prolly gonna dose the minister, prolly :coffee:



#10 seany

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:19 PM

i'm prolly gonna dose the minister, prolly :coffee:

 

We should prolly all go for a swim before the ceremony :D



#11 Jersey Thug

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 02:24 PM

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

StrangeCreek wedding traditions must be upheld!   :bouncey:

 

 



#12 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:40 PM

Releasing fowls can be dicey...just ask this guy...

 

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or this guy...

 

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:lol:



#13 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 03:40 PM

fend off wooks trying to high-jack the ceremony? clear the path of passed out hippies? keep the buckets empty for all the catbeepuke to be spewed?

 

:lol:



#14 Karen

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:16 PM

:gingersnap:

 

I am so excited about this. So honored and truly truly delighted.

 

So I know china, that you don't want a whole lot of meaningless pomp and circumstance, and the details of your vinculum matrimonii should be intimate and particular to you and Beek, your values, and your love. I was thinking instead of releasing doves into the air, that we release newly saved factory farm chickens! I know I know, it seems like a grand gesture, and it is! But you, one of my dearest friends, should have the wedding of your dreams. :heart:

 

EDITED: Not too close to the water though. They won't be used to running around and we wouldn't want them stagger into the river and drown.

 

 

:clapping:

 

 

What a good friend you are!  



#15 Terry Bo Berry

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 04:21 PM

Hysterical! I cannot wait for the festivities :chickenkneu:  :chickenkneu:  :chickenkneu:  :chickenkneu:  :chickenkneu: 



#16 gregoir

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:24 PM

Do we need to throw organic brown rice?



#17 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:25 PM

Preferrably cooked so the chickens don't blow up when they eat it.



#18 cassady

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:27 PM

yay! popcorn chicken



#19 gregoir

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:30 PM

yay! popcorn chicken

 

:pimp:  



#20 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:32 PM

Do we need to throw organic brown rice?

 

this no helps to keep the wook away...



#21 gregoir

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:34 PM

this no helps to keep the wook away...

 

I'm not here to keep the wooks away baller :pimp:



#22 cassady

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:34 PM

:clapping:



#23 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:38 PM

I'm not here to keep the wooks away baller :gregoir:

 

No, but I wouldn't want to interfere with Wit's doodies. Could get ugly. fast.



#24 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:39 PM

this no helps to keep the wook away...

 

Wit already has that covered!



#25 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:43 PM

Wit already has that covered!

 

Yeah, but you can't clear the area, then throw down bait and expect it to stay clear.



#26 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:45 PM

Has Adoudi been invited to this event?



#27 cassady

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:47 PM

el adoudi no estas aqui



#28 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:51 PM

Could be back tomorrow. 

 

 

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#29 Lemireacle

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:53 PM

Yeah, but you can't clear the area, then throw down bait and expect it to stay clear.


Sounds like she'll have her work cut out for her then! :lol:



#30 cassady

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:55 PM

mini bars of ivory soap



#31 cassady

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:56 PM

it's like kryptonite



#32 seany

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 06:57 PM

See... this is why we can't have nice things! :undecided:

 

I'm sure Karen will lay down another magic cloud of post-40 pubes to distract the wooks and give the rest of us allergies...



#33 seany

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:12 PM

Is there going to be a pop-tart girl trailing her down the path?  That could be another wook attractant :undecided:  Maybe we could just lace them with Ambien and end all the wook problems with a mid-day nap...



#34 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:17 PM

Is there going to be a pop-tart girl trailing her down the path?  That could be another wook attractant :undecided:  Maybe we could just lace them with Ambien and end all the wook problems with a mid-day nap...

 

Wooks have a pretty high tolerance for pharmies, and I'd be worried about the chickens gettin' all loopy if they got a taste.

 

Jeez, weddins are complicated.



#35 August West

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:28 PM

sexual favors 



#36 seany

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:48 PM

I'm going to wear my "Unfuck the Earth, Seagull" t-shirt for the ceremony :D



#37 Karen

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:54 PM

See... this is why we can't have nice things! :undecided:

 

I'm sure Karen will lay down another magic cloud of post-40 pubes to distract the wooks and give the rest of us allergies...

 

 

Brilliant idea!   



#38 JBetty

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:56 PM

China just sent me a picture of her wedding dress.

 

 

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#39 Julius

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 07:58 PM

This is all so awesome.  :clap:



#40 gregoir

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:11 PM

this wedding should be at night.  dubstep woods wedding ftw



#41 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:22 PM

mini bars of ivory soap

 

 

I'll bring the washcloths and some job applications.  :thup:  :D



#42 Depends

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:24 PM

Throw cheese balls instead of rice...



#43 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:26 PM

Throw cheese balls instead of rice...

 

 

I'll shellac them so they don't leave orange marks on CC's dress.  

 

We need Condor to light the aisle with glow sticks or something...  



#44 KittyKindBud

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:29 PM

Who is making the brownies?



#45 August West

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:30 PM

Alice

 

you remember Alice?



#46 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:34 PM

Who is making the brownies?

 

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.



#47 KrisNYG

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:44 PM

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.

 

I'll bring the Mazzy Star.  :thup:



#48 KittyKindBud

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 08:52 PM

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.

Funny.....

 

......but I don't think it will be brownies that will be making you not leave your tent



#49 Tim the Beek

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:03 PM

Funny.....

 

......but I don't think it will be brownies that will be making you not leave your tent

 

:naughty:

 

Wonder what ever happened to Camps With Brownies. She was a hoot.



#50 TEO

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Posted 14 February 2013 - 09:37 PM

You could hire FYC as wedding security.  FYC has a way with quietly taking down wooks throughout the woods.