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[Ginger Snap]

 

I am so excited about this. So honored and truly truly delighted.

 

So I know china, that you don't want a whole lot of meaningless pomp and circumstance, and the details of your vinculum matrimonii should be intimate and particular to you and Beek, your values, and your love. I was thinking instead of releasing doves into the air, that we release newly saved factory farm chickens! I know I know, it seems like a grand gesture, and it is! But you, one of my dearest friends, should have the wedding of your dreams.

 

EDITED: Not too close to the water though. They won't be used to running around and we wouldn't want them to stagger into the river and drown.

[Tim the Beek]

 

Releasing fowls can be dicey...just ask this guy...

 

[August West]

better they try to cross the road?

[August West]

how about releasing some fried chicken for the homeless folks?

[nikkiblue]

Congrats on your special Doodies.... 

 

bubbles... I like bubbles.  

[china cat]

Wit

 

I've never done this wedding thingy before so I have no idea what your duties are

 

have tissue for my blubbering tears? fend off wooks trying to high-jack the ceremony? clear the path of passed out hippies? keep the buckets empty for all the catbeepuke to be spewed?

[unbroken_chain]

I've never done this wedding thingy before so I have no idea what your duties are

 

she is supposed to bring you to see some strippers.

 

[seany]

I've appointed myself to the entertainment committee - It'll be my job to get Wit loaded on tequila before the the ceremony and help pass out squirt guns full of baby oil

[Jersey Thug]

i'm prolly gonna dose the minister, prolly

[seany]

i'm prolly gonna dose the minister, prolly

 

We should prolly all go for a swim before the ceremony

[Jersey Thug]

StrangeCreek wedding traditions must be upheld!  

 

 

[Lemireacle]

Releasing fowls can be dicey...just ask this guy...

 

 

or this guy...

 

 

 

[Lemireacle]

fend off wooks trying to high-jack the ceremony? clear the path of passed out hippies? keep the buckets empty for all the catbeepuke to be spewed?

 

[Karen]

 

I am so excited about this. So honored and truly truly delighted.

 

So I know china, that you don't want a whole lot of meaningless pomp and circumstance, and the details of your vinculum matrimonii should be intimate and particular to you and Beek, your values, and your love. I was thinking instead of releasing doves into the air, that we release newly saved factory farm chickens! I know I know, it seems like a grand gesture, and it is! But you, one of my dearest friends, should have the wedding of your dreams.

 

EDITED: Not too close to the water though. They won't be used to running around and we wouldn't want them stagger into the river and drown.

 

 

 

 

What a good friend you are!  

[Terry Bo Berry]

Hysterical! I cannot wait for the festivities          

[gregoir]

Do we need to throw organic brown rice?

[JBetty]

Preferrably cooked so the chickens don't blow up when they eat it.

[cassady]

yay! popcorn chicken

[gregoir]

yay! popcorn chicken

 

 

[Tim the Beek]

Do we need to throw organic brown rice?

 

this no helps to keep the wook away...

[gregoir]

this no helps to keep the wook away...

 

I'm not here to keep the wooks away baller

[cassady]

[Tim the Beek]

I'm not here to keep the wooks away baller

 

No, but I wouldn't want to interfere with Wit's doodies. Could get ugly. fast.

[Lemireacle]

this no helps to keep the wook away...

 

Wit already has that covered!

[Tim the Beek]

Wit already has that covered!

 

Yeah, but you can't clear the area, then throw down bait and expect it to stay clear.

[JBetty]

Has Adoudi been invited to this event?

[cassady]

el adoudi no estas aqui

[JBetty]

Could be back tomorrow. 

 

 

[Lemireacle]

Yeah, but you can't clear the area, then throw down bait and expect it to stay clear.

Sounds like she'll have her work cut out for her then!

[cassady]

mini bars of ivory soap

[cassady]

it's like kryptonite

[seany]

See... this is why we can't have nice things!

 

I'm sure Karen will lay down another magic cloud of post-40 pubes to distract the wooks and give the rest of us allergies...

[seany]

Is there going to be a pop-tart girl trailing her down the path?  That could be another wook attractant  Maybe we could just lace them with Ambien and end all the wook problems with a mid-day nap...

[Tim the Beek]

Is there going to be a pop-tart girl trailing her down the path?  That could be another wook attractant  Maybe we could just lace them with Ambien and end all the wook problems with a mid-day nap...

 

Wooks have a pretty high tolerance for pharmies, and I'd be worried about the chickens gettin' all loopy if they got a taste.

 

Jeez, weddins are complicated.

[August West]

sexual favors 

[seany]

I'm going to wear my "Unfuck the Earth, Seagull" t-shirt for the ceremony

[Karen]

See... this is why we can't have nice things!

 

I'm sure Karen will lay down another magic cloud of post-40 pubes to distract the wooks and give the rest of us allergies...

 

 

Brilliant idea!   

[JBetty]

China just sent me a picture of her wedding dress.

 

 

[Julius]

This is all so awesome. 

[gregoir]

this wedding should be at night.  dubstep woods wedding ftw

[KrisNYG]

mini bars of ivory soap

 

 

I'll bring the washcloths and some job applications.    

[Depends]

Throw cheese balls instead of rice...

[KrisNYG]

Throw cheese balls instead of rice...

 

 

I'll shellac them so they don't leave orange marks on CC's dress.  

 

We need Condor to light the aisle with glow sticks or something...  

[KittyKindBud]

Who is making the brownies?

[August West]

Alice

 

you remember Alice?

[Tim the Beek]

Who is making the brownies?

 

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.

[KrisNYG]

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.

 

I'll bring the Mazzy Star.  

[KittyKindBud]

If we have brownies, we'll never leave our tent.

Funny.....

 

......but I don't think it will be brownies that will be making you not leave your tent

[Tim the Beek]

Funny.....

 

......but I don't think it will be brownies that will be making you not leave your tent

 

 

Wonder what ever happened to Camps With Brownies. She was a hoot.

[TEO]

You could hire FYC as wedding security.  FYC has a way with quietly taking down wooks throughout the woods.