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[Ginger Snap]

Got a whooooole mess of chores done with no complaint.

 

He's really a sweet boy.

[Jersey Thug]

what does Valentine's shopping for a teenage boy entail?  

[Jersey Thug]

aaaaaaaand...go!

[JBetty]

Clean socks

[Jersey Thug]

 

and miss Wit, i'm still waiting for my PM

[Ginger Snap]

It's coming it's coming!

[Ginger Snap]

Clean socks

 

[Jersey Thug]

soon?  

 

so what DID V-Day shopping with Jerry entail?

[Terrapin Station]

Whitie tighties or is he into the Jockey sport banana benders?

[Ginger Snap]

No talk of tail in this thread en or no!

[Jersey Thug]

so when you say it's coming you really mean it isn't, huh.  

[Ginger Snap]

I probably should have clarified- I'm taking him shopping so he can pick something out for his girlfriend. Hopefully this year sean won't try to steal her away from him!

[Ginger Snap]

so when you say it's coming you really mean it isn't, huh.  

 

It's on bookface and you asked for it!

[JBetty]

I probably should have clarified- I'm taking him shopping so he can pick something out for his girlfriend. Hopefully this year sean won't try to steal her away from him!

 

 

Oh, there's a girlfriend.

I take back the socks comment and recommend condoms. 

[Ginger Snap]

He's not going to give her condoms. I know he's my son, but that's just crass.

[TEO]

He should write her a song and get a Valentine's gift for himself.  

[Terrapin Station]

Agree with J-Betty...rubbers and a bottle of tequila.  

[Jersey Thug]

I probably should have clarified- I'm taking him shopping so he can pick something out for his girlfriend. Hopefully this year sean won't try to steal her away from him!

 

 so, what's he thinking of doing?  (Jerry, NOT Sean!)

 

It's on bookface and you asked for it!

 

ahhhh...i see your dictionary, and raise you a whole set of encyclopedias

[Jersey Thug]

He's not going to give her condoms. I know he's my son, but that's just crass.

 but but but...if they're ribbed, it's really a very sweet gesture!

 

(unless he wears them inside out.  that's just greedy.)

[Ginger Snap]

Chocolates and a stuffed bear. He wanted the talking stuffed pepe le pew but I couldn't justify the $25 bucks. I'm cheap.

[Jersey Thug]

a classic

[Ginger Snap]

I'm going to beat him with the box of chocolates if he doesn't stop asking me to buy pizza!

[Jersey Thug]

if life is like a box of chocolates, what lesson would it teach him if you beat him with his?  

[Jwheelz]

if life is like a box of chocolates, what lesson would it teach him if you beat him with his?  

 

"sometimes life's a bitch"

[August West]

Agree with J-Betty...rubbers and a bottle of tequila.  

 

Perfect!