105 replies to this topic

[Tim the Beek]

wish I was gonna see you this weekend. we coulda smelled each other's vaginas

 

I'll be in my bunk...

 

[TEO]

Eat a peach.

[Ginger Snap]

yeah, ewww, no oil fer me, thnx

 

China, you taught  me all kinds of things about how to be a good girlfriend. How to treat others. How to be loving and compassionate to myself. Identifying my needs and validating my personal search and fulfillment. I only wish the same for you. That you can come to embrace the full desire and expression of your will. Authenticity. Babyoil. Om.

[Ginger Snap]

5 stains on the wall is evidence right???? Well we've got some work to do then!

[Ginger Snap]

Eat a peach.

 

I knew there was a secret stash!

[TEO]

   

[Tim the Beek]

 Authenticity. Babyoil. Om.

 

[Ginger Snap]

   

 

It's my favorite fruit! I keep trying to convince my son, "No son,you'll like the sweet juicy fuzz, it's good! you'll like it!"  as if he isn't going to figure that out on his own.

 

I try not to push.

[TEO]

   

[china cat]

Wit!

 

omg, I love you, sister

[Ginger Snap]

Wit!

 

omg, I love you, sister

 

Fuck you go get your cock. I'm so glad yo found your balls.   I'lll wait over here.

[Ginger Snap]

Wait wait you're driving by hartford right??? Can I catch a lift? I'll be there in an hour and a half I SWEAR! 

[Ginger Snap]

fuck it's snowing I'm not going anywhere. lol

[Tim the Beek]

Fuck you go get your cock. I'm so glad yo found your balls.   I'lll wait over here.

 

 

You're on a serbiz roll this morning.

[Ginger Snap]

It's late. You gotta time these things.

[china cat]

I'm already at Tim's - left at 6 and I don't go by Hartford. But, damn, woulda loved some hang time.

 

We've got Zach show in march, but I ain't waitin that long to smell yer vagina! oh hells no!

[Ginger Snap]

Fuck you as if I don't already know that Tim has your account and he's secretly accessing it right now- turning me off to talking you into giving me a lift and summoning you into his icky sticky vortex of organic honey you freak! You're still in an ambien stooper- come on! Come get me!!!  Too busy bee for friends I guess.

[Tim the Beek]

[Java Time]

The smell of baby oil is a turnoff.

 

 

well if the only other option is the smell of the previous guy's junk and junk juices...well...baby oil it is then! 

[china cat]

 Too busy bee for friends I guess.

 

cock is more enticing than smelling vagina, I guess

[china cat]

I'll be in my bunk...

 

 

 

oh no you won't , you'll be put to work, making dirty martinis and getting busy on all my friend's lady parts

[Ginger Snap]

I find you both without merit.

[Ginger Snap]

oh no you won't , you'll be put to work, making dirty martinis and getting busy on all my friend's lady parts

 

See I don't need to be the guy. I'm the one the gal counts on.

[Ginger Snap]

well if the only other option is the smell of the previous guy's junk and junk juices...well...baby oil it is then! 

 

I'm sorry for you that's been your only choice. I can give you some pointers.

[china cat]

[china cat]

http://www.cracked.c...enitals_p2.html

[china cat]

I especially like this one:

 

"cosmetic colorant that restores the pink back"

 

[china cat]

baby, wait til you get home. they'll be a rainbow of surprises awaiting you

 

[JBetty]

I especially like this one:

 

"cosmetic colorant that restores the pink back"

 

 

 

 

That's really gross.   

[JBetty]

 Malibu Betty on the other hand....  

[Jwheelz]

spray on vatoos

[Tim the Beek]

this thread.

 

 

baby, wait til you get home. they'll be a rainbow of surprises awaiting you

 

 

And you thought I went to work this morning. Nope. Went to the salon instead.

 

[JBetty]

lolVatoos  

[Ginger Snap]

omg

[TEO]

well if the only other option is the smell of the previous guy's junk and junk juices...well...baby oil it is then! 

 

Suck the juice!

[Ginger Snap]

Suck the juice!

sweet nectar

[Java Time]

I'm sorry for you that's been your only choice. I can give you some pointers.

Hey thanks...

You're like the smelly vagina queen

[Java Time]

Suck the juice!

that's just wrong

[In A Silent Way]

Why can't I ever read the Vibes board without thinking about bacon, chocolate, and vagina?

[china cat]

This is why we can't have nice things!

[china cat]

Hey thanks...

You're like the smelly vagina queen

 

Java, yer killing me today

[JBetty]

TheSVQ  

[TEO]

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

 

Other than ham on the table?

[In A Silent Way]

Why can't I ever read the Vibes board without thinking about bacon, chocolate, and vagina?

 

 

This is why we can't have nice things!

 

Those are all nice things!

[musicfan]

I miss having a vagina in my life...  Smelly or otherwise !

[TEO]

These are a few of my favorite things.

[Jersey Thug]

Authenticity. Babyoil. Om.

 

 

i still don't get the baby oil thing.  slippery is fun, but no petroleum products on my girl parts, or in my mouth, thanks.  it tastes weird, feels weird and smells like babies, which would be an instant turn-off for both of us!  

 

anyway if it doesn't taste good to you, you probably shouldn't eat it.  luckily he loves peaches.  can't get enough 

[Jersey Thug]

Marge Simpson in a leg lock?  that would be a new look for me.  hmmmm...!

[Ginger Snap]

 

i still don't get the baby oil thing.  slippery is fun, but no petroleum products on my girl parts, or in my mouth, thanks.  it tastes weird, feels weird and smells like babies, which would be an instant turn-off for both of us!  

 

anyway if it doesn't taste good to you, you probably shouldn't eat it.  luckily he loves peaches.  can't get enough 

 

I can't wait to give you the tutorial.

[unbroken_chain]

no purchase necessary.

 

But for the love of god, wash that fucking thing.

 

 

and not just a surface wipe either, I mean seriously. 

 

 

 

 

make it a team thing, it's fun, too.