Tabbooma's thinking of a new TV show he'd like to pitch, a couple goes and looks at houses, while in the house they go at it like monkeys, when done they walk out, wink and say in unison to the realtor. " You've been stained" and than they fade out to some 70's chicka chunga music...
Starting a new TV series....
Posted 30 January 2013 - 01:19 PM
you could call it
"Welcome to the Monkey House"
oh wait someone used that already
I did not sow, I did not spin,
And thanks to pills I did not sin.
I loved the crowds, the stink , the noise,
And when I peed, I peed turquoise.
I ate beneath a roof of orange;
Swung with progress like a door hinge.
'Neath purple roof I’ve come today
To piss my azure life away.
Virgin hostess, death’s recruiter,
Life is cute, but you are cuter.
Mourn my pecker, purple daughter -
All it passed was sky-blue water.