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[gregoir]

So I had a lovely time at Royal's birthday show and got pulled over on the way home.  l fastly improved walking heal to toe and standing on one foot while counting from the last time I was pulled over.  I still really suck at following his pen with my eyes but am smart enought to not turn my head.  but who gives a fuck I know they are going to give me the breathalizer anyway.  .02  have a nice evening sir and slow down.  yup responsible as   and still non smoking even after that.

[Lemireacle]

Nice good work!! Good hanging tonight!!

[Tabbooma]

[gregoir]

The magic of drinking water for the final hour of the night.  

[TEO]

WINNING

[gregoir]

Though it always amazes me that I know what I am supposed to say to the cops and always just end up being dumb and saying the wrong thing.  Cur would of bitch slapped me if he say how honest I was with them.  

[u.s.blues]

the fear is paralyzing

[gregoir]

the fear is paralyzing

 

Oh yeah.  Wit wanted me to stay with them in Albany but I really wanted to go home as I have to go to Maine today.  The second the lights went on, I thought "you dumb fuck you should of listened to Wit"  That doesn't happen too often

[u.s.blues]

Oh yeah.  Wit wanted me to stay with them in Albany but I really wanted to go home as I have to go to Maine today.  The second the lights went on, I thought "you dumb fuck you should of listened to Wit"  That doesn't happen too often

 

what did they pull you over for anyways?

[gregoir]

Apparently going 70 in a 55 on 787.  I always thought it was 65 on 787.    they didn't give me a ticket though.

[u.s.blues]

yep, that will do it.  you can only go 70+ there during rush hour.  

[u.s.blues]

good work on the 'i didn't know card' 

[gregoir]

IT was the second I got off the interchange ramp.  Set up like a bowling pin.

[gregoir]

good work on the 'i didn't know card' 

 

 

I still think they make you do all the roadside test stuff just to fuck with you.   This  is the second time I have done it.  It's obvious where things are going to go.  There not going to be all, "well you can stand on one foot for over a minute have a good night sir"

[u.s.blues]

it is reassuring that the system works.  if you were drunk they would have got you, but you still did get to have a responsible amount of fun and pass...

[TEO]

Apparently going 70 in a 55 on 787.  I always thought it was 65 on 787.    they didn't give me a ticket though.

 

 

Really?  First time driving that stretch of road, eh?

[TEO]

[gregoir]

Really?  First time driving that stretch of road, eh?

 

 

All the speed limit signs were blocked by low hanging trees and live wires officer.  

[TEO]

[little frog]

Oh yeah.  Wit wanted me to stay with them in Albany but I really wanted to go home as I have to go to Maine today.  The second the lights went on, I thought "you dumb fuck you should of listened to Wit"  That doesn't happen too often

 

 

  awesome

[Lemireacle]

Oh yeah. Wit wanted me to stay with them in Albany but I really wanted to go home as I have to go to Maine today. The second the lights went on, I thought "you dumb fuck you should of listened to Wit" That doesn't happen too often

[nancykind]

and no ticket!

[Ginger Snap]

Oh yeah.  Wit wanted me to stay with them in Albany but I really wanted to go home as I have to go to Maine today.  The second the lights went on, I thought "you dumb fuck you should of listened to Wit"  That doesn't happen too often

 

Had you pinned against a wall and everything. You should have stayed, we could have snuggled but you gotta go play with the po po-  I get it.

[Ginger Snap]

Thanks g, my signature totally needed updating.

[gregoir]

wow taken out of context that is quite

[Ginger Snap]

I'm glad you noticed.

[Mama Kel]

FYI the 'follow the pen' thing isn't just about if you turn your head. Drunk people's eyes will tremor when focused to the side. An almost foolproof giveaway without a breathlyzer

 

my dad's a cop, my cousins are cops, etc.

[Spidergawd]

[unbroken_chain]

[musicfan]

I tried to post a clip from "A Man with Two Brains" movie....   Damn board !!

[BHB]

congrats.

 

just curious... how many drinks did you have before the water?

[BHB]

 

 

never gets old

[concert andy]

Good job, and this has been my method at shows for a while.  Especially if there is a road trip involved.

 

Drink early, water later.

[Tim the Beek]

I was always kind of of the "you can drink water if you end up in a cell or the hospital later," school of, um, thought.

[gregoir]

congrats.

 

just curious... how many drinks did you have before the water?

 

5 Labbatt Blue Lights over about 4 hours

[unbroken_chain]

4.0'd

[musicfan]

[insolent cur]

FYI the 'follow the pen' thing isn't just about if you turn your head. Drunk people's eyes will tremor when focused to the side. An almost foolproof giveaway without a breathlyzer

 

my dad's a cop, my cousins are cops, etc.

 

gaze nystagmus - inadmissible in court in many states, though often used in conjunction with other inadmissible roadside "sobriety tests" as probable cause to bootstrap the intrusiveness of the stop.

[Mr Bo Berry]

Should have listened to Wit? I alsmost shit my pants. Lol