365 replies to this topic

[gregoir]

You constantly ask Julius where his phone is.

[Ginger Snap]

You've been scolded for asking "who's going to the show?" and not saying where the show was located.

[Ginger Snap]

[TakeAStepBack]

lolberal

LOLberal!!!!

[roo]

You have boardie wings

You've been banned

You've mooned the entire boardie picnic

[tyedyedee]

you are an old school boardie if you have had a "dork" thread made for you

 

 

< was a '23 times dork' before the new crappy boards erased all the old post counts

 

 

 

 

 

[capt_morgan]

y u say that?
 

[insolent cur]

you remember "pee around the leash"

 

 

thank you for remembering!

 

(((dizzy)))

[insolent cur]

great thread!

[Ginger Snap]

blendix tried to convert you.

[tyedyedee]

if you have names in your phone listed with both a boardie name and a "real" name - i.e. "kharmalane marjie"

 

this is about half of my phone numbers

[purple cowboy]

you were one of the first to be hot karl'd

 

or, you were around when I got shot helping an old lady across the street

 

or, peter, peter pan!!!!!

 

you know slarti hit his head on the ice

 

squantz pond

 

you had a password to the shared account

 

peep world!

[Julius]

You have a smilie named after you and it fits.

[sayjumner]

I was a dork too.

 

you are an old school boardie if you have had a "dork" thread made for you

 

 

< was a '23 times dork' before the new crappy boards erased all the old post counts

[Wende]

...........when you get upset when you're searching for a boardie on FB and you can't find them thinking they "defriended" you.  Only to realize you were typing in their board names and you have no clue what their real name is. 

[Wende]

You have a bright red tongue 3 days a year

muahhahahahahahahhahaha

[Wende]

You have friends whose real names you don't know.

exactly. 

[Wende]

but then you've come full circle where you actually do know them by their real names.  ??

[sneakyjack]

You know that "soon" really isn't

nuff said

[capt_morgan]

if u've own'd and operated a multi page drama thread that ended in a /thread lock

[Depends]

You wonder if JnJn changed her name to webdude

[cassady]

wait................what?????

[Ginger Snap]

if you see tree pollen and you think it's a 40 year old's pubes.

[capt_morgan]

pubes

[TheDHJ]

You've told cassady he can go ahead and kiss your ass, and he's called you Francis in return. 

[Depends]

You wonder if cheese puffs are cruelty and GMO free..  

[In A Silent Way]

LOLberal!!!!

 

lierbal nanny-staters

[TheDHJ]

You've been blindsided by honeylove.  

[capt_morgan]

you randomly recognize babsies picture on the internet

[tyedyedee]

you can rattle off 10 kids under the age of 5 who have been born as a direct result of these boards

[Kashmir]

You know better than to eat the potato salad at a picnic and Nobody Fucks with the Jesus gets people fired from their job

[cassady]

you've actually seen, a cat in a dog suit............

[Spidergawd]

You've been startled by a giant, bearded chicken.

[cassady]

you find yourself becomming pissy when you can't find your "baller" koozie.................

[Spidergawd]

you find yourself becomming pissy when you can't find your "baller" koozie.................

 

  Signed.

 

God, I'm so glad we did that.

[Joker]

You're over 50 an use the same recycled memes over and over that lost thier luster years ago.

[Tim the Beek]

You're over 50 an use the same recycled memes over and over that lost thier luster years ago.

 

[TheDHJ]

I'm not over 50 and the hoff was used and retired in a matter of months in what...2007?

[JBetty]

You ever had a discussion that involved moving Q's tent at Vibes.

[cassady]

you've experienced a warren haynes sighting at latenight..........

[JBetty]

You've partied with that guy who looked like a cop trying to have fun, and still laugh at the thought of him sleeping under his truck.

[Spidergawd]

You've partied with that guy who looked like a cop trying to have fun, and still laugh at the thought of him sleeping under his truck.

 

 

And therefore you know the meaning of "Hotel Four Runner"

[cassady]

you've heard the "island" story

[Tim the Beek]

You know how long the list of things that helped build America is...

[Chip]

You earned your "Dork"

[china cat]

you've gotten in before the lock

[Depends]

you've gotten in before the lock

You've caused the lock

[JBetty]

You know that DHJ can fit 8, maybe 9.

[Depends]

You know a guy that wears fishnets

[Depends]

You became friends with a guy who's campsite you almost burned down...