stuff to laugh at
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Indigo Adventurer
, Jan 16 2013 05:01 PM
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#4
Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:44 PM
http://www.gathering...ssady/page-1282
Oooh...has anyone told IA she needs to read (in its entirety) and report back to us on the cassady thread before she gets official status?
#15
Posted 20 January 2013 - 07:05 PM
Some people call it beer ping but it's actually Beirut it's the drinking game with ten cups on either side of long table and you toss ping pong balls into the cups to eliminate the other team. The cups have beer in them each shot sank requires the opposing team of the shooter to drink contents of the cups as they are hit. There are other rules depending on who's house but generally there are some constants that you see at every table. It's a lot of fin and ChefJeff was amazeballz at it from the first shot.
#18
Posted 22 January 2013 - 03:01 PM
A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protract...or, a compass, a slide-rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General Eric Holder said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement.
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."
He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
'Al-Gebra is a problem for us', the Attorney General said. 'They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values.' They use secret code names like "X" and "Y" and refer to themselves as "unknowns" but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philosopher Isosceles used to say, "There are 3 sides to every triangle."
When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more fingers and toes."













