43 replies to this topic

[little frog]

i was just watching a show about alien abductions, people who have been to psychiatrists and other therapists (including hypnotherapy) proving they were abducted .. why don't they have any medical evidence? i mean, if you're probed in your butt or your other parts thats gotta leave a mark, no? if skin samples are taken you're gonna bleed or have a scab??

 

a baby was inserted into a woman's hooha and then removed .. didn't go to the dr? i mean, there must be evidence something happened up there, no?

 

 

 

[Joker]

Need #1 of hooha to be sure

 

[VSCT]

[Java Time]

i was just watching a show about alien abductions, people who have been to psychiatrists and other therapists (including hypnotherapy) proving they were abducted .. why don't they have any medical evidence? i mean, if you're probed in your butt or your other parts thats gotta leave a mark, no? if skin samples are taken you're gonna bleed or have a scab??

 

a baby was inserted into a woman's hooha and then removed .. didn't go to the dr? i mean, there must be evidence something happened up there, no?

 

 

Aliens are quite the considerate abductors...they always lube their probing tools.

 

 

 

can't wait to be abducted again!!!!  

[little frog]

neil probe .. bet he didn't go to a dr either.

[Joker]

Aliens are quite the considerate abductors...they always lube their probing tools.

 

 

 

can't wait to be abducted again!!!!

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, getting taken to your weird uncle Ernie's secret happy fun time room and probed isn't being abducted  

[Ginger Snap]

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, getting taken to your weird uncle Ernie's secret happy fun time room and probed isn't being abducted  

unless you're 6 years old.

[little frog]

aliens, not pedophiles .. stay focused

[Java Time]

Dude, how many times do I have to tell you, getting taken to your weird uncle Ernie's secret happy fun time room and probed isn't being abducted  

But uncle Ernie hildalgo entered this by crossing a river

[In A Silent Way]

Fiddle about, fiddle about.

[Ginger Snap]

aliens, not pedophiles .. stay focused

fair enough. Well I wouldn't think that anal probing alone would always necessitate a trip to the doctor although  I'm pretty sure if I had a baby implanted and then taken out I'd know it. I think the afterbirth falling to the floor would scare the crap out of me to at least give the nurse a call.

[Java Time]

Fiddle about, fiddle about.

HEYYYYY....ALIENS DON'T FIDDLE ABOUT...THEY'RE ALL BUSINESS WHEN IT COMES TO PROBING!!!

[little frog]

fair enough. Well I wouldn't think that anal probing alone would always necessitate a trip to the doctor although  I'm pretty sure if I had a baby implanted and then taken out I'd know it. I think the afterbirth falling to the floor would scare the crap out of me to at least give the nurse a call.

 

 

exactly! just the blood would be SOME evidence!

[Ginger Snap]

that and the leaky nipples.

[Java Time]

fair enough. Well I wouldn't think that anal probing alone would always necessitate a trip to the doctor although  I'm pretty sure if I had a baby implanted and then taken out I'd know it. I think the afterbirth falling to the floor would scare the crap out of me to at least give the nurse a call.

eh how...especially when the afterbirth falls outta your ass!

[cassady]

oh good f&^king lord?

 

 

really????

[little frog]

oh good f&^king lord?

 

 

really????

 

it's after five, isn't it?

[cassady]

didn't get that memo

[Java Time]

oh good f&^king lord?  really????

I know right?!?

Tsk...you'd think GS and LF would handle their postings a li'l more responsibly...the nerve

But hey...you and me?

We can only do so much.

[cassady]

just assuming "anal probing" isn't sanctioned

by the league office

after 5:00 pm regardless

[cassady]

but hey, 

 

what do i know?

[little frog]

this is a science question

[CTMuleman]

It seems to be sanctioned by the aliens and this is an alien thread ....   

[cassady]

awesome.

 

and if the post/topic

and subsequent responce remain scientific?

 

i applaud them, 

[Ravn]

[Ravn]

Mike made me watch some stupid movie with Mila Jovovich called "The 4th Kind" or some stupid shit like that

 

 

uh, hey Mulder,,that was cornier than the alien autopsy they showed on Fox

[little frog]

i couldn't get through the first 30 minutes of that movie. i was watching a show on CHILL channel today about alien abductions. I honestly waited for them to give some medical evidence of all this experimentation, but it never happened, so I looked it up online. Still, very little evidence. someone had a piece of glass taken out of his leg and claimed this was implanted by the aliens.

a few folks had indents on their legs, but no scabs .. i just don't see how there can be no medical evidence if such invasive things happened to these folks.

[concert andy]

[hoagie]

i couldn't get through the first 30 minutes of that movie. i was watching a show on CHILL channel today about alien abductions. I honestly waited for them to give some medical evidence of all this experimentation, but it never happened, so I looked it up online. Still, very little evidence. someone had a piece of glass taken out of his leg and claimed this was implanted by the aliens.

a few folks had indents on their legs, but no scabs .. i just don't see how there can be no medical evidence if such invasive things happened to these folks.

If they have technoogy to travel thru interstellar space ( or interdimentional travrl) why cant they have the technology to heal tissue damage in a way that its untraceable...

[Spidergawd]

just assuming "anal probing" isn't sanctioned

by the league office

after 5:00 pm regardless

 

 

  What, are you new here or something?

[little frog]

If they have technoogy to travel thru interstellar space ( or interdimentional travrl) why cant they have the technology to heal tissue damage in a way that its untraceable...

good point .. if they have all that technology, why do they need humans to help them reproduce?

[little frog]

  What, are you new here or something?

 

selective enforcement

[hoagie]

good point .. if they have all that technology, why do they need humans to help them reproduce?

 

What if they created us for some other biological reason....like maybe they use our tissues to make some kind of vaccine back on their world. Or something more sinister.  Point is, no one knows why they abduct

[JBetty]

To Serve Man

[Tabbooma]

 

[little frog]

What if they created us for some other biological reason....like maybe they use our tissues to make some kind of vaccine back on their world. Or something more sinister.  Point is, no one knows why they abduct

 

 

you speak like someone who has some first hand knowledge .. do tell?

[little frog]

To Service Man

 

fixed that for you

[JBetty]

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

 

 

 

[little frog]

eeeewwwwww

[JBetty]

Twilight Zone'd

[TheDHJ]

I have 7 probes in my ass, and there's always room for 8.

[cassady]

[Tabbooma]

How original

 

I have 7 probes in my ass, and there's always room for 8.

[Luvsdaizies]

border line.... seems like im going to loose my mind.... oh madonna you say it so well.