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#101 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:00 PM

Ewoks know how to throw a damn good party.



#102 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:02 PM

Gun rights advocates should just admit they are afraid and need the wweapons to feel secure in todays world.

 

People with health insurance must be pretty terrified too.

 

And the ones with really warm winter coats.



#103 hoagie

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:02 PM

and braid human hair....

 

 

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#104 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:03 PM

Ewoks know how to throw a damn good party.

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#105 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:04 PM

No.

 

 

 

If your car breaks down in the middle of the river how many pancakes does it take to cover the roof of a doghouse?

 

All of them.



#106 hoagie

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:05 PM

All of them.



#107 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:06 PM

All of them.

 

 

Wrong.  You won't need all of them if you use CT Grade A Syrup. 



#108 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:08 PM

I detect a bit of paranoia coming from both sides of the issue. 

 

I have no reason to be paranoid. I can still procure items the govt. has deemed illegal. The same applies here. Frustrated and flabbergasted? Sure. Since it makes no sense as already discussed, but certainly not paranoid. Someone who is afraid of people who own guns = Paranoid. Whether it's a pistoli, a rocket launcher or a Death Star.



#109 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:09 PM

I have no reason to be paranoid. I can still procure items the govt. has deemed illegal. The same applies here. Frustrated and flabbergasted? Sure. Since it makes no sense as already discussed, but certainly not paranoid. Someone who is afraid of people who own guns = Paranoid. Whether it's a pistoli, a rocket launcher or a Death Star.

 

 

OK, but I stand by my statement. 



#110 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:09 PM

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#111 Shake Yer Bones

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:11 PM

So much vitriol over a hobby. Seriously if it isnt just a hobby then how fucking paranoid do you have to be to own a gun solely to defend yourself from creeps and your government?
There is nothing wrong with limits. The 2nd was writtem when the only guns fired one shot before reloading. I am sure if they had rapid-fire, high capacity magazine weapons, they would have been a little more cautious in their wording of the 2nd and who can own these weapons.

 

For some, it's more than a hobby. For some, it's about providing dinner, especially those who have made a choice to provide food for themselves rather than rely on what's in grocery stores. 

 

The 2nd was not written because guns had just just 1 shot per load. It was written to say the rights of bearing arms shall not be infringed upon. 

 

As a resident of NY, what angers me the most is that these laws are not only being passed by people who have armed security detail, but they're being passed in secret and they're being passed in a hurry. These laws do nothing to address the real problem. They only serve to stroke the ego of those who are convinced they're important. 



#112 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:11 PM

Wrong.  You won't need all of them if you use CT Grade A Syrup. 

 

Like I would waste that Wallingford-scented Ambrosia on a dog house.

 

Might take it to a cathouse, but I stand by my answer.

 

All of them.



#113 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:12 PM

I want a Deathstar.  talk about chick magnet



#114 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:12 PM

That's fine. I'm sure there are some paranoids out there on both sides.



#115 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:13 PM

I want a Deathstar.  talk about chick magnet

 

I have no problem with everyone having one. The problem arises when some claim the authority to have one, and then tell others they may not.



#116 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:14 PM

I want a Deathstar.  talk about chick magnet

 

I think the Millennium Falcon prolly pulled more tail...



#117 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:14 PM

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you - just look at that chicken-fish.



#118 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:16 PM

I mean, think about it... Han Solo was able to Leia princess...



#119 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

good point.   chewy is one hell of a wing man too.



#120 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:20 PM

Got himself some pretty fine wookie ass too!



#121 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:22 PM

Got himself some pretty fine wookie ass too!

 

Slayed more wookettes than a dude with a backpack fulla pressies at Camp Bisco, Chewie did!



#122 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:23 PM

I did not know that Chewie swung both ways.



#123 hoagie

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:27 PM

I mean, think about it... Han Solo was able to Leia princess...

She'd just as soon kiss a wookie....



#124 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:30 PM

I did not know that Chewie swung both ways.

 

Never said he did...though in a coupla scenes, if you look closely, R2 appears to have some stains -suspiciously like Wookie Santorum- all over him.

 

Butt plug'd



#125 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

She'd just as soon kiss a wookie....

 

Who said anything about kissing?



#126 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:31 PM

Never said he did...though in a coupla scenes, if you look closely, R2 appears to have some stains -suspiciously like Wookie Santorum- all over him.

 

Butt plug'd

 

 

You said he slayed a bunch of wookettes + I thought he was a one Han wook = swinging both ways



#127 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:34 PM

Well, if he performed the occasional Han-die it was just his duty to his captain. Don't think his heart was in it though.



#128 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:36 PM

Are you kidding me?   Han loved his big hairy schlong!



#129 concert andy

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:40 PM

Are you kidding me?   Han loved his big hairy schlong!

 

Who you calling scruffy looking?



#130 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:45 PM

Han wanting more than Chewie could give - that was always the problem...when Solo first landcruised him at that cantina in Mos Eisley, the young wook was down on his luck, just coming off of Furthur tour, and doing what he needed to to get by.

 

His first and real love was always slaying the wookette. Always.



#131 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:47 PM

Who you calling scruffy looking?

 

 

 

You can't make the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs without getting a bit scruffed up.



#132 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:48 PM

Han wanting more than Chewie could give - that was always the problem...when Solo first landcruised him at that cantina in Mos Eisley, the young wook was down on his luck, just coming off of Furthur tour, and doing what he needed to to get by.

 

His first and real love was always slaying the wookette. Always.

 

 

 

 

I don't think so.

Didn't you hear the way he cried when Han got frozen in carbonite? 



#133 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:50 PM

He was about to lose his job, and was thinking he was gonna be turning tricks in spaceport bars again.

 

I'd wail too if I thought that's where my life was headed.



#134 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:53 PM

Plus, he'd just realized how fearful and empty his life was because he'd been using a blaster all that time.

 

Some serious Siddhartha under the Bodhi Tree shit right there...



#135 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 04:55 PM

:lol:



#136 TEO

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:09 PM

  Obama just said the law should get tougher on people who buy guns with the purpose of selling them to criminals. What, you mean like the Obama administration did under Fast and Furious?

#137 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:13 PM

We can not confirm, or deny that any of that happened. The program may or may not have existed, and the documents you were looking for no longer exist.

 

Next question.



#138 Joker

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:14 PM

Obama just said the law should get tougher on people who buy guns with the purpose of selling them to criminals. What, you mean like the Obama administration did under Fast and Furious?

 

The law doesn't apply to him



#139 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:28 PM

The law doesn't apply to him

 

 

 

Nixon taught us that a long, long time ago.



#140 Tim the Beek

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 05:30 PM

We can not confirm, or deny that any of that happened. The program may or may not have existed, and the documents you were looking for no longer exist.

 

Next question.

 

These aren't the documents you're looking for...

 

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#141 Joker

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:07 PM

Nixon taught us that a long, long time ago.

And he was forced to resign. We can only hope that what was good for the goose...



#142 Spidergawd

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:24 PM

Just postulating a reason for the overwhelming desire for individuals to possess high-powered instant kill weapons, not "calling" anyone out, persay.

 

 

per se  :thup:



#143 u.s.blues

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:27 PM

...from gun control to chewbaca in less then 3 pages :lol: as sad as the gun control debate may be, for a lot of reasons...this thread has made my day



#144 Spidergawd

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:31 PM

I love the Star Wars turn.  Very nice!

 

Also, can't we just give Texas back to Mexico already???



#145 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:34 PM

I love the Star Wars turn.  Very nice!

 

Also, can't we just give Texas back to Mexico already???

 

 

Yes - then the donkey shows will be closer in proximity. 



#146 TEO

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:34 PM

I love the Star Wars turn.  Very nice!

 

Also, can't we just give Texas back to Mexico already???

 

Not as long as we still have a taste for Texas tea.



#147 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:36 PM

I love the Star Wars turn.  Very nice!

 

Also, can't we just give Texas back to Mexico already???

 

You really want to give one of the worlds largest economies up? I'm not so sure you thought this through, fella.



#148 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

mmmm Texas

 

Question: You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, a dangerous looking man with a huge knife comes around the corner and is running at you while screaming obscenities.In your hand is a Glock .40 and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?

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Liberal Answer: 

Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor or oppressed? 

Have I ever done anything to him that is inspiring him to attack?

Could we run away? 

What does my wife think?

What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation? 

Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me? 

Does he definitely want to kill me or would he just be content to wound me? 

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me? 

This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for a few days to try to come to a conclusion.

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Rednecks Answer: 

BANG! 

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Texan's Answer: 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click... (sounds of clip being ejected and fresh clip installed) 

Wife: "Sweetheart, he looks like he's still moving, what do you kids think?"

Son: "Mom's right Dad, I saw it too..." 

BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! 

Daughter: "Nice grouping Daddy"



#149 MeOmYo

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 06:48 PM

there's some ego in there somewhere Hoags :lol:



#150 hoagie

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 07:54 PM

there's some ego in there somewhere Hoags :lol:

 

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