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#1 PeaceFrog

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 09:25 AM

let's hypothetically say that someone does the final deed and does themselves in.

let's assume that nobody, and I truly mean that nobody really gives a fuck, or at least they have no more fucks left to give. They're fresh out of fucks.

So someone does themselves in. And now, this is not about me (at this exact moment anyway) or anyone in particular... or you know, to be honest maybe it is about someone in particular, but it definitely isn't about me today, and if it is about someone in particular, then I'm not saying so other than it isn't me. I feel stable at the the given time. Ok, we move on.

So a person does the ultimate test of reality on themselves and wants to see what death is all about.

I don't recommend it. It causes a lot of grief and sadness among survivors, not to mention that a seemingly permanent solution doesn't seem like a logical remedy to a seemingly temporary problem.

but besides all that... if someone truly has not a single person in the world that really has a fuck left in the deepest cockles of their being to spare... then of course it's still a tragedy... but other than that... who the fuck cares? It's actually a cause for celebration in some respects.

Now, nobody should take this personally, and definitely don't think I'm contemplating the bitter end, because at this point in my life, I feel emotionally healthy enough to get through my shit. This is all just hypothetical, with maybe some people in mind, but more like a generalization of many people from the past, the present, and maybe even some characterizations of my own self.

The point is, it doesn't matter. All we can do is restrict the means of instantaneous death to those unstable enough to own such tools... pray for and love the rest, and get on with the rest of our lives.

Thank you for reading my liturgy. Amen.

#2 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

all I have to add is that while most shitty periods in life can and likely will pass and be overcome, death don't offer that option.

#3 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:14 PM

clearly, your definition of stable differs from mine. :coffee:

#4 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:16 PM

prolly true with everyone... I know my definition of stable is way different than that of my baby mama. :rolling:

#5 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:05 PM

clearly, your definition of stable differs from mine. :coffee:


:lmao:

#6 Spidergawd

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:08 PM

clearly, your definition of stable differs from mine. :coffee:


:lol: I like your brand of stable!

#7 Spidergawd

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:09 PM

You're more of a manger girl, aren't ya?

#8 Java Time

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 03:21 PM

Al gore deals with terrorists?!? :eek1:

#9 PeaceFrog

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:45 PM

I fucked your mom in a stable

#10 Raynequeen

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:52 PM

I fucked your mom in a stable



did you learn nothing from my "how to talk on the internet 101" last night?

#11 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:07 PM

whose mom.


(walks to shed)

#12 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:08 PM

whose mom.


(walks to shed)


Gets in line for sloppy seconds.



#13 PeaceFrog

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:10 PM

did you learn nothing from my "how to talk on the internet 101" last night?


oh shit... it was in the short term memory for a little while, I swear.

#14 Java Time

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:18 PM

yeah...she tells me you're affectionately known as "pudding dick" and "Mr. Softee"

and the line was too long to sit wait for your mom....


nothing beter than being a 5 year old...right commrade?

:picardfp:

#15 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:19 PM

Mr. Softee :rotf:

#16 PeaceFrog

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 05:42 PM

ok, for example, a guy kills a bunch of innocent bystanders and then himself.

nobody cares about the guy that did all the killing, right?

so, what if the same guy didn't kill 20 innocents but only himself... what's the difference if it isn't anyone you know or love personally?

kind of like if a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

If someone dies, and nobody cares about that person, is it a tragedy?

#17 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:09 PM

franks n beans

#18 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:12 PM

franks n beans



How did you get the beans over the frank, is my question.

#19 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:14 PM

:lol:

#20 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:14 PM

I'm a miserable fuck and even I am certain all life holds value, with the exception of evil doers, or evil about to dos.

It's also my experience that certain types of internet banter come with knocks on doors or battering rams n shit :rolling:


regarding "the guy" it's my firm opinion that it should be unlawful to disseminate the name of persons who commit such acts, as that is kinda what a lot of them want anyway... notieriety even in death is oft desired.

#21 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:26 PM

No, if no one is there to care, then it cant really e a tragedy.

In the same way it isnt all big news when they find a bum dead from exposure, with no next of kin.



#22 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:26 PM

yet still a person. :-(

#23 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:28 PM

only to us

#24 Tim the Beek

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:29 PM

In the same way it isnt all big news when they find a bum dead from exposure, with no next of kin.


To you, perhaps. Not to me. C'est la vie. Or lack thereof...

#25 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:34 PM

Why is any death considered a tragedy, as we all will die sometime?





#26 Tim the Beek

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:38 PM

Not the death itself, but the circumstances surrounding it, and that the "bum" dies alone and apparently uncared for.

#27 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:39 PM

I don't believe a natural death is a tragedy, that is nature.



I am however fortunate, as I am not of this earth and have several hundred more years of experiments to work thru.

I have been collecting samples of female dna, and depositing my own for decades.... my work has just begun.

#28 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:40 PM

Something that is inevitable cant really be tragic. I suppose you could find the circumstances depressing, but only because of emotions.

#29 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:42 PM

I don't believe a natural death is a tragedy, that is nature.




I am however fortunate, as I am not of this earth and have several hundred more years of experiments to work thru.

I have been collecting samples of female dna, and depositing my own for decades.... my work has just begun.



Id argue that every death is "natural" regardlesss of the circumstance.


#30 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

well, as related to recent events for example, the unexpected, immediate loss of 26 persons - prolly the most I've cried for people I've never met in my life, in my life.

that was evitable.

#31 unbroken_chain

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:43 PM

Id argue that every death is "natural" regardlesss of the circumstance.


bullets, for example, are not natural my good man... just sayin.... u wiser than that

#32 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:47 PM

well, as related to recent events for example, the unexpected, immediate loss of 26 persons - prolly the most I've cried for people I've never met in my life, in my life.

that was evitable.


U cant prevent crazy. You cant prevent death. Kids can die early.

#33 hoagie

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:48 PM

bullets, for example, are not natural my good man... just sayin.... u wiser than that


Guy who shot them may have been suffering mental problems, which he may have been born with...

#34 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:50 PM

I know a guy who saved someone's life with well timed and placed farts. 100% true story.

#35 capt_morgan

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 06:53 PM

ass to mouth?

#36 JBetty

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:03 PM

I know a guy who saved someone's life with well timed and placed farts. 100% true story.




JP?

#37 Jwheelz

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:03 PM

ass to mouth?


:rolling:

#38 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:03 PM

Shouldn't it be mouth to ass?


I can see an ass standing there minding its own affairs and a mouth comes along. But a a mouth minding its own affairs and an ass coming along?

#39 Jwheelz

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:05 PM

but if some dude is unconscious and not breathing... how can he put his mouth to someone's ass to receive lifesaving assistance?

#40 Jwheelz

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:06 PM

"oh my god that guy's not breathing, quick someone give him ass to mouth!"

#41 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:07 PM

"oh my god that guy's not breathing, quick someone give him ass to mouth!"


:lmao:

#42 Tim the Beek

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:10 PM

"oh my god that guy's not breathing, quick someone give him ass to mouth!"


TtB, on the phone now, having his lawcritter draw up a Do Not Resassitate order.

#43 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:10 PM

This was my friend Obi Wan...he's a doctor now. He's from Minnesota and was somewhere in rural Ontario fishing. He, his brother and some fat slob as he describes him. The fat slob drank way way way too much and was dangerously drunk. They were too remote and fucked up to get help, so somehow Obi Wan farted in the guys face causing the guy to puke his brains out, thus saving the dude's life by getting rid of most of the alcohol.

#44 Jwheelz

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:13 PM

Obi-Wan saves Jabba the Hutt?

#45 JBetty

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:13 PM

:lol:

#46 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:15 PM

Obi-Wan saves Jabba the Hutt?


FTW. He calls himself Obi Wan because he can party like a Jedi or some shit. Dude's in his 50s and we have a damn good time.

#47 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:21 PM

Josh, what does that have to do with mouth to ass? Or is this a true life example of ass to mouth?

#48 JBetty

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:22 PM

I did not know Jedi were big partiers.
Knew the Ewoks were, but not the Jedis.

#49 TheDHJ

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:25 PM

Josh, what does that have to do with mouth to ass? Or is this a true life example of ass to mouth?


Real life example of ass to mouth.

The Jedi reference has to do with stamina.

#50 Jwheelz

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Posted 03 January 2013 - 07:27 PM

ass to mouth requires Jedi-like stamina :rolling: