Gregoir..please step in...
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, Jan 02 2013 08:37 PM
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#12
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:48 PM
Supposedly smelled like a sewage pit.
After it cleared out other spunions would come fill the shit pit, then realized what was stankin.
Then it would keep repeating.
Funny shit literally.
After it cleared out other spunions would come fill the shit pit, then realized what was stankin.
Then it would keep repeating.
Funny shit literally.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:05 PM
http://imgur.com/jAhtq
Click at your own risk.
including the debris in the top left... this is officially the funniest thing I've seen / heard so far in 2013.
there's a good chance this won't be topped either.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 10:09 PM
true... but it looks like it was already being dispersed throughout the dance floor.
unbie... if you were working a show and saw that go down, is there an official protocol for handling that situation?
other than laughing your ass off and walking off the job.
unbie... if you were working a show and saw that go down, is there an official protocol for handling that situation?
other than laughing your ass off and walking off the job.
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Posted 02 January 2013 - 11:05 PM
It wasn't me. Apparently there was something that looked like it had dribbled down someones leg on the floor. I did not see or smell it. They never cleared the floor to my knowledge, but who knows. I am far too smart to be anywhere near the GA front of any show. I was rocking the front row of the back section of chairs all night. The fans have named the opening jam from set 3 Poo in the Pit Funk Jam 
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 01:13 AM
BHB is correct, that pic was supposedly taken after the show.
I would have loved to just watch all the spunions come running to the open space to only run away after a few wiffs.
I would have loved to just watch all the spunions come running to the open space to only run away after a few wiffs.
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 04:27 AM
Hello,
This is my first time using your ColonBlow product. Here is my current bowel status: Have releases about 2 times per week. Job is sedentary (Computer Architect). Main diet is mostly non-meat, however, too much sugar (Ice Cream), and too much carbs. Rarely eat Fruit or Veggies (shame!). No exercise at all. (gee, this isn't very easy to write). Also, have returned from Australia having been there 8 years, and eating heaps of meat which I wasn't used to.
Okay. The 1-pack arrived a couple days ago and the lady said, "what's with the hidden sender eh? must be condoms." I had my first laugh. This was at 5PM Tuesday, June 23.
Took my 1st dose of powder and capsules at 5:15PM. A bit difficult getting the powder down, as it gelled on me. Didn't have much luck keeping the capsules down either, however, took a 10-minute walk to stay upright, and the capsules stayed in! Yippee!
Continued with dose #2 the next morning, Wednesday, at 7:30AM. This time, split the powder into 2: placed half of it in a glass of water of about 250ml. Drank both. Followed with the capsules. By the way, thank you for putting peppermint into the powder! Tasty!
Went off to work. No releases yet. Also continued to eat no food at all, drinking only water. Whenever any hunger pains hit, took deep breaths and drank more water.
Finished the cycle with dose #3 at 12:15PM. No releases yet. Continued to eat no food, and arrived home around 5:30PM on Wednesday. Was extra hungry. Hadn't been hungry for about 3 years. You know, that hunger where you could eat almost anything! Fixed up 3 burritos of beans (I made the beans from Pinto beans, Onions, Garlic, Salt, with Cumin, Oregano, and Basil), lettuce, tomatoes, dash of fresh garlic, and cheddar cheese. Did I mention I'm an almost-vegetarian?
That evening, noticed a fairly uncomfortable headache and lots of pressure in the bowel region. Have suffered from extremely sharp headaches in the past 2 months. Also, just 1 week ago, was dizzy and nauseated. This I know from under-elimination. Because I haven't eaten Fruit or Veggies regularly for over 3 years.
This morning. Thursday, 25th June. Had the first release in the morning. Yowser! Had a bit of a laugh. Saw numerous flecks of white particles in "El Poopo." It was also a green colour. What's up with that? Anyhow, went off to work. Still feeling a lot of pressure in the bowel area. Decided to get a Coffee thinking it would assist. Got a large "Americano" coffee with non-fat milk and 3 raw sugars. Drank that down. Had a release within minutes. Goodness! This one is to be called "El Grande Poopo" as I think it filled almost the bowl! Disgusting! But hey what a laugh! Should have photographed "El Grande," for in and amongst the solids were a few seaweed bulbs. You ever been in the ocean? Sometimes the seaweed has bulbous tan-coloured things. Saw a few of these, small, maybe 1 centimeter in length and 10mm wide. I hope this isn't what I think it is. Parasites? Yikes!!
My next step: buy a 3-pack of Colon Blow and get the rest of the matter out!!!
Thanks heaps for this "trial" Colon Blow, and "El Grande" is on his way to the sea.
Sincerely,
C. from Nevada (customer since 6.18.09)
This is my first time using your ColonBlow product. Here is my current bowel status: Have releases about 2 times per week. Job is sedentary (Computer Architect). Main diet is mostly non-meat, however, too much sugar (Ice Cream), and too much carbs. Rarely eat Fruit or Veggies (shame!). No exercise at all. (gee, this isn't very easy to write). Also, have returned from Australia having been there 8 years, and eating heaps of meat which I wasn't used to.
Okay. The 1-pack arrived a couple days ago and the lady said, "what's with the hidden sender eh? must be condoms." I had my first laugh. This was at 5PM Tuesday, June 23.
Took my 1st dose of powder and capsules at 5:15PM. A bit difficult getting the powder down, as it gelled on me. Didn't have much luck keeping the capsules down either, however, took a 10-minute walk to stay upright, and the capsules stayed in! Yippee!
Continued with dose #2 the next morning, Wednesday, at 7:30AM. This time, split the powder into 2: placed half of it in a glass of water of about 250ml. Drank both. Followed with the capsules. By the way, thank you for putting peppermint into the powder! Tasty!
Went off to work. No releases yet. Also continued to eat no food at all, drinking only water. Whenever any hunger pains hit, took deep breaths and drank more water.
Finished the cycle with dose #3 at 12:15PM. No releases yet. Continued to eat no food, and arrived home around 5:30PM on Wednesday. Was extra hungry. Hadn't been hungry for about 3 years. You know, that hunger where you could eat almost anything! Fixed up 3 burritos of beans (I made the beans from Pinto beans, Onions, Garlic, Salt, with Cumin, Oregano, and Basil), lettuce, tomatoes, dash of fresh garlic, and cheddar cheese. Did I mention I'm an almost-vegetarian?
That evening, noticed a fairly uncomfortable headache and lots of pressure in the bowel region. Have suffered from extremely sharp headaches in the past 2 months. Also, just 1 week ago, was dizzy and nauseated. This I know from under-elimination. Because I haven't eaten Fruit or Veggies regularly for over 3 years.
This morning. Thursday, 25th June. Had the first release in the morning. Yowser! Had a bit of a laugh. Saw numerous flecks of white particles in "El Poopo." It was also a green colour. What's up with that? Anyhow, went off to work. Still feeling a lot of pressure in the bowel area. Decided to get a Coffee thinking it would assist. Got a large "Americano" coffee with non-fat milk and 3 raw sugars. Drank that down. Had a release within minutes. Goodness! This one is to be called "El Grande Poopo" as I think it filled almost the bowl! Disgusting! But hey what a laugh! Should have photographed "El Grande," for in and amongst the solids were a few seaweed bulbs. You ever been in the ocean? Sometimes the seaweed has bulbous tan-coloured things. Saw a few of these, small, maybe 1 centimeter in length and 10mm wide. I hope this isn't what I think it is. Parasites? Yikes!!
My next step: buy a 3-pack of Colon Blow and get the rest of the matter out!!!
Thanks heaps for this "trial" Colon Blow, and "El Grande" is on his way to the sea.
Sincerely,
C. from Nevada (customer since 6.18.09)
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Posted 03 January 2013 - 02:21 PM
unbie... if you were working a show and saw that go down, is there an official protocol for handling that situation?
other than laughing your ass off and walking off the job.
Well BHBie, :
If I saw the act of the shit, I would promptly notify patrons in the spatter zone to retreat to safety, while contacting paramedics and dipping a tshirt in kerosene.
I think the closest I came was a guy who stood up and obliviously pissed all over the back of the patron seated in front of him... I promptly removed him, after donning latex gloves
