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[Jambear]

Okay, long and short my secratary has been divorced for 2 years and has not met a guy or had sex.
She has recently reconnected with a lost love who lives long distance and they are going away to a romantic in for a long weekend.

I have dubbed it bang-a-rama weekend for her.

Anyway she is all excited and nervous and today her boyfriend called her and let her know he bought a we vibe for them to use on their weekend.

She watched the video and is confused at how it works.

Quite honestly i watched it to and tried to explain to her how i thought it worked but she thinks it looks like alot going on down there.

Strikes me funny for someone who has had nothing going on down there for so long.

Anyway.......... I told her i knew who to talk to.

So ladies.....gents...... WeVibe..............Go.

[Tim the Beek]

Never seen or used one, but this is on their site...

[Tim the Beek]

Apparently it has a remote control.

Don't know as I'd be that into using one of these in the bedroom, but it could be fun for a night out on the town.

[In A Silent Way]

Harmonic throbbing.

[Tim the Beek]

150 bucks

For that kinda bread, it better come with a blo...oh, wait...

[In A Silent Way]

Does she need personal coaching? Post #1

[Jambear]

yeah........#1 is rough. lol

[JBetty]

Hmmmmmmmmm.... Maybe my ban on giving and receiving Christmas gifts needs to be reconsidered.

[Jambear]

Crap......where is Witt when you need her.

[deadheadskier]

Crap......where is Witt when you need her.

probably on her way to the store.....

[Tim the Beek]

[Depends]

Crap......where is Witt when you need her.

probably on her way to the store.....

FTW

[Depends]

get a squeel....

[TEO]

Purple, eh?

[Ginger Snap]

Crap......where is Witt when you need her.

Never very far.

I had that in my hand a few weeks ago- I love Thursday night 20% off ladies night.

Got this instead

http://www.shopmania...ickler-97861861

So Ill have to wait for the reviews on the WeVibe. Looks fun though., bet it could slide around to cup his balls too, just sayin. Its got a 33 page playbook on the website- surely it will give her some ideas.

[Ginger Snap]

Actually Im thinking of a few ways that could be used. Thanks Jambear- great, now I'll get nothing done today.

[Jambear]

okay......i showed her the above gizzmo and now she is freaked out.

Remember guys.......this lady was married forever and hasnt had any in 2 years.

Personally, i told her to just go natural 1st time and leave the toys for later.

[JBetty]

Remember guys.......this lady was married forever and hasnt had any in 2 years.

Personally, i told her to just go natural 1st time and leave the toys for later.

Speaking from experience, it's like riding a bicycle.
Toys or no toys, she'll be fine.

[Tim the Beek]

Speaking from experience, it's like riding a bicycle.
Toys or no toys, she'll be fine.

[Depends]

Speaking from experience, it's like riding a bicycle.
Toys or no toys, she'll be fine.

as long as she can find the kickstand

[JBetty]

It's not something you just forget.

[JBetty]

Only the anticipation is wierd.
Once you're back in the saddle....

[Jambear]

Its kind of funny here at work.
We talk just about anything and everything.

She wont be back till Christmas so if you guys have any tips i shall pass them on.
So far she thinks your all funny as hell.

[Tim the Beek]

...so if you guys have any tips i shall pass them on.

I'm thinkin' after two years she wants more than just the tip...

[Tim the Beek]

And tell her to relax, not have expectations, and have a great time!

[Tim the Beek]

Oh and make sure she remembers that guys like to hear sounds that tell them that what they're doing is working...no matter what anyone's told her...

sighs matters.

[Tim the Beek]

And make sure she makes that clear to him...when they're alone together, she should just say, "Sighs matters." It will put him at ease, I'm sure.

[Eco]

That might be confused with size matters and hurt the poor guy's feelings...just saying.

[Ginger Snap]

And make sure she makes that clear to him...when they're alone together, she should just say, "Sighs matters." It will put him at ease, I'm sure.

In the same vein, if there was something that she liked, be sure that she says it to him after if she wants him to do it again. Its also really good for the guy's (some people call it ego I'm going to call it confidence.) "Hey you know when you touched me there like that...I really liked that a lot." Otherwise he might speed right on pass it next time looking for something new she might like. Sometimes this can backfire just a little and he keeps defaulting to that rather than trying something new, but then you just speak up then too: "It's real sweet and all you brought me home another brunette, and you know I like that a lot, but I was thinking maybe we could change it up a little and we could go asian next time?"

[Jambear]

god......i am always in the mood for Asian

[TEO]

Thinking a snorkel would make a good "secret santa" gift.

[Jersey Thug]

just when i think i've reached the highest level of respect i can confer on another with you Wit, you just keep getting...awesomer!

i'll contribute more later maybe but that just had to be said immediately.

[Ginger Snap]

god......i am always in the mood for Asian

Yeah, who am I kidding, I never get tired of boobilicious brunettes.

[Ginger Snap]

just when i think i've reached the highest level of respect i can confer on another with you Wit, you just keep getting...awesomer!

i'll contribute more later maybe but that just had to be said immediately.

shucks, that means a lot coming from you.

[Tim the Beek]

That might be confused with size matters and hurt the poor guy's feelings...just saying.

That was kinda my point.

Joke aside, though. Communication is as important in this realm as any other.

[roo]

this toy sucks for the guy. what dude wants vibration on top of his cock? i find it WAY better when i slip the vibrator underneath my cock while goin at her from behind but hey what do i know.

[Royal]

I like red snapper