A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY big boat!
Curious what folks think about this...
Started by
Tim the Beek
, Dec 11 2012 11:28 PM
398 replies to this topic
#304
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VibeGuide
Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:22 PM
so, to recap:
If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.
Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...
If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.
Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...
#305
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:24 PM
so, to recap:
If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.
Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...
Well, if we are really talking about Peacefroh g here, on this board, he would be 100% wrong no matter what...
#308
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:32 PM
Shit - Hoagie has a valid point here.
The Mayans must be right.
Which brings me to another point...will all the Mayan 2012 videos up on Netflix just vanish on 12-22-2012? What will happen with all these prophecy shows, and the people who create them?
#310
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:36 PM
Which brings me to another point...will all the Mayan 2012 videos up on Netflix just vanish on 12-22-2012? What will happen with all these prophecy shows, and the people who create them?
Harakiri - it's the only honorable thing for them to do.
#314
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:51 PM
so, to recap:
If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.
Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...
I found a bulding for Joker's new pharmacy:
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:10 PM
Joker and Deb are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barking and wakes them up.
Joker shakes his fist
and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!'
He runs out of the house and five minutes later he comes back with a smile on his face.
Deb asks 'So, what did you do?'
Joker says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'
Joker shakes his fist
and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!' He runs out of the house and five minutes later he comes back with a smile on his face.
Deb asks 'So, what did you do?'
Joker says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'
#329
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:16 PM
Joker is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When Joker returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Joker nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "
From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," Joker replied.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When Joker returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Joker nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "
From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," Joker replied.
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:39 PM
One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.
Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."
Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"
The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."
#343
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:43 PM
Joker falls ill on the concert field at Vibes. He's sitting head between knees and keeps asking jbetty to take him to the living room.
"The living room? We're at Vibes, Joker. What is so important about the living room?"
"I'm dying." Joker says.
No? Too soon?
"The living room? We're at Vibes, Joker. What is so important about the living room?"
"I'm dying." Joker says.
No? Too soon?
#344
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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:44 PM
Joker falls ill on the concert field at Vibes. He's sitting head between knees and keeps asking jbetty to take him to the living room.
"The living room? We're at Vibes, Joker. What is so important about the living room?"
"I'm dying." Joker says.
No? Too soon?
winner....
