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#301 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:00 PM

A REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY big boat!

#302 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:07 PM

only if there is a little man in it

#303 PeaceFrog

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:19 PM

this is the reason why liberals are pussies and let themselves be bullied by conservatives.

It's "not nice" to expose another person's dysfunctional thought process.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:22 PM

so, to recap:

If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.

Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...

#305 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:24 PM

so, to recap:

If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.

Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...


Well, if we are really talking about Peacefroh g here, on this board, he would be 100% wrong no matter what...

:wink:

#306 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:30 PM

Well, if we are really talking about Peacefroh g here, on this board, he would be 100% wrong no matter what...

:wink:



Shit - Hoagie has a valid point here.
The Mayans must be right.

#307 PeaceFrog

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:30 PM

I refuse to do any work on shomer Shabbos, but that won't stop me from clocking in and getting paid.

nice. I like this new law :thup:

#308 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:32 PM

Shit - Hoagie has a valid point here.
The Mayans must be right.


Which brings me to another point...will all the Mayan 2012 videos up on Netflix just vanish on 12-22-2012? What will happen with all these prophecy shows, and the people who create them?

#309 MeOmYo

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:34 PM

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#310 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:36 PM

Which brings me to another point...will all the Mayan 2012 videos up on Netflix just vanish on 12-22-2012? What will happen with all these prophecy shows, and the people who create them?





Harakiri - it's the only honorable thing for them to do.

#311 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:36 PM

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wow totally lost me with this...

#312 PeaceFrog

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:47 PM

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:48 PM

wow totally lost me with this...


I know, they spelt levals wrong.

#314 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:51 PM

so, to recap:

If Joker owns a pharmacy (man, just picture the party that would ensue, but I digress) and JBetty wants to use her legal prescription to get some birth control, Peacefrog the pharmacist can deny to fill the script because his bible belt is too tight. To add to that, he refuses to even forward the electronic script to another pharmacy. Joker has no right to get PF out of the working gig, even if store policy is to offer birth control to all.

Who is 'right' and what is 'fair' in the scenario. Seems pretty messed up all around to me...


I found a bulding for Joker's new pharmacy:

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#315 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:52 PM

Now you're just being mean...

#316 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:54 PM

Joker was running for an elevator. He yelled out " Is it crowded?" They said " There is room for one more on" He said "That's me."

#317 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:54 PM

Correcting an equation with a single stroke? :moose:

#318 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 06:55 PM

Joker was running for an elevator. He yelled out " Is it crowded?" They said " There is room for one more on" He said "That's me."


:lmao:

#319 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:00 PM

Joker calls the airport: "How long does it take to fly to London?"
"Just a sec," says the rep.
"Thank you." says Joker and hangs up.

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:04 PM

Joker was running for an elevator. He yelled out " Is it crowded?" They said " There is room for one more on" He said "That's me."

I don't get it

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#321 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:06 PM

Joker won a Gold medal in the Olympics. He was so proud of it, he had it bronzed.

#322 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:08 PM

Joker just realized recently that his AM radio works at night too.

#323 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:09 PM

Joker was driving past a shooting range, and saw smoke. He ran into the building and yelled "Fire!"

#324 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:10 PM

Joker and Deb are sleeping when the neighbor’s dog starts barking and wakes them up.
Joker shakes his fist :joker: and says 'Wait until you see what I'm going to do to those neighbors!'
He runs out of the house and five minutes later he comes back with a smile on his face.
Deb asks 'So, what did you do?'
Joker says 'Well, I took the dog from their yard and I put it in our yard to see how they like it having the neighbor’s dog barking all night.'

#325 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:12 PM

Joker was going to kill hisself. He held a gun to his head. Deb pleaded with him. He said " Watch it, you're next"

#326 Joker

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:12 PM

That's as close as I've gotten to doing it doggie style :(

#327 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:12 PM

Has nothin' to do with this thread, but here's my new favorite GIF.

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Kinda dig this one too:

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#328 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:14 PM

Joker's first girlfriend said "Kiss me where it smells." So he drove her to NJ

#329 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:16 PM

Joker is overweight, so his doctor puts him on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds."
When Joker returns, he's lost nearly 20 pounds.
"Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?"
Joker nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "
From hunger, you mean?" said the doctor.
"No, from skipping," Joker replied.

#330 Tim the Beek

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:19 PM

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#331 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:26 PM

that elevator joke is awful.

#332 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:27 PM

How do you confuse Hoagie?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.

#333 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:28 PM

How do you confuse Hoagie?
Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner.


all this fresh humor!

#334 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:30 PM

Fresh like Joker's trouser lining.

#335 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:30 PM

I'm sorry if you hold dumb humor to such high standards....

Maybe I should work on my dick joke collection....

#336 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:34 PM

What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?




#337 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:34 PM

I'm sorry if you hold dumb humor to such high standards....

Maybe I should work on my dick joke collection....


all im hearing is:


#338 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:35 PM

What is the similarity between a rubix cube and a dick?





The longer you play with them, the harder they get.

#339 hoagie

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:36 PM

The longer you play with them, the harder they get.


if you're an idiot

#340 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:36 PM

if you're an idot


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#341 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:39 PM

One day The Lord came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news," The Lord said.

Adam looked at The Lord and said, "Well, give me the good news first." Smiling, The Lord explained, "I've got two new organs for you. One is called a brain. It will allow you to create new things, solve problems, and have intelligent conversations with Eve. The other organ I have for you is called a penis. It will give you great physical pleasure and allow you to reproduce your now intelligent life form and populate this planet. Eve will be very happy that you now have this organ to give her children."

Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great gifts you have given me. What could the bad news possibly be?"

The Lord looked upon Adam and said with great sorrow, "You will never be able to use these two gifts at the same time."

#342 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:40 PM

What is the best thing to come out of a penis?








Wrinkles

#343 TakeAStepBack

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:43 PM

Joker falls ill on the concert field at Vibes. He's sitting head between knees and keeps asking jbetty to take him to the living room.

"The living room? We're at Vibes, Joker. What is so important about the living room?"

"I'm dying." Joker says.

No? Too soon?

#344 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:44 PM

Joker falls ill on the concert field at Vibes. He's sitting head between knees and keeps asking jbetty to take him to the living room.

"The living room? We're at Vibes, Joker. What is so important about the living room?"

"I'm dying." Joker says.

No? Too soon?



winner....

#345 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:46 PM

if you're an idiot



I actually feel sorry for you now, Hoagie.

#346 Joker

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:46 PM

Fresh like Joker's trouser lining.

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#347 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:50 PM

What do a condom and a coffin have in common?

#348 Depends

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 07:56 PM

both have a stiff one in them??

#349 JBetty

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:03 PM

both have a stiff one in them??


One is cumin and one is goin

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Posted 13 December 2012 - 08:26 PM

One is cumin and one is goin


I have heard that men pee when being born, and cum while dying

going when they're coming, and cuming when they're going