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#101 Terrapin Station

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 09:49 PM

I want some!!

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 10:01 PM

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 10:08 PM

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 10:46 PM

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 11:30 PM

TIMMY’S CHRISTMAS LETTER
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone 4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christmas,

Timmy Jones



Dear Timmy,

Thank you for your letter. Mrs. Claus, the reindeer and the elves are all fine and thank you for asking about them. Santa is a little worried all the time you spend playing video games and texting. Santa wouldn’t want you to get fat. Since you have indeed been a good boy, I think I’ll bring you
something you can go outside and play with.

Merry Christmas,

Santa Claus



Mr. Claus,

Seeing that I have fulfilled the “naughty vs. nice” contract, set by you I might add, I feel confident that you can see your way clear to granting me what I have asked for. I certainly wouldn’t want to turn this joyous season into one of litigation. Also, don’t you think that a jibe at my weight coming from an overweight man who goes out once a year is a bit trite?

Respectfully,

Tim Jones



Mr. Jones,

While I have acknowledged you have met the “nice” criteria, need I remind you that your Christmas list is a request and in no way is it a guarantee of services provided. Should you wish to pursue legal action, well that is your right. Please know, however, that my attorney’s have been on retainer ever since the Burgermeister Meisterburger incident and will be more than happy to take you on in open court. Additionally, the exercise I alluded to will not only improve your health, but also improve you social skills and potentially help clear up a complexion that looks like the bottom of the
Burger King fry bin most days.

Very Truly Yours,

S Claus



Now look here Fat Man,

I told you what I want and I expect you to bring it. I was attempting to be polite about this but you brought my looks and my friends into this. Now you just be disrespecting me. I’m about to tweet my boys and we’re gonna be waiting for your fat ass and I’m taking my game console, my game, my phone, and whatever else I want. WHAT EVER I WANT, MAN!

T-Bone



Listen Pizza Face,

Seriously??? You think a dude that breaks into every house in the world on one night and never gets caught sweats a skinny g-banger wannabe? “He sees you when you’re sleeping; He knows when you’re awake”. Sound familiar, genius? You know what kind of resources I have at my disposal. I got your sh*t wired, Jack. I go all around the world and see ways to hurt people that if I described them right now, you’d throw up your Totino’s pizza roll all over the carpet of your mom’s basement. You’re not getting what you asked for, but I’m still stopping by your crib to stomp a mud hole in you’re a** and then walk it dry. Chew on that, Petunia.

S Clizzy



Dear Santa,

Bring me whatever you see fit. I’ll appreciate anything.

Timmy



Timmy,

That’s what I thought, you little bastard.

Santa



Santa: 1. Timmy: 0.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:48 AM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 01:52 PM

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Godzilla Christmas Tree! I LOVE it!!!!! :clap:

#109 Terrapin Station

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:50 PM

Calling nans on that one.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:56 PM

It's not Raymond Burr... It's GODZILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound he pulls the spitting high tension wires doooooooooooooooooooown.
Helpless people on subway trains scream bug eyed as he looks in on them.

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 03:31 PM

Christmas displays in front of my loloffice.



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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:00 PM

:nikkiblue: You work at one of those no tell motels?

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:06 PM

Grantmoor'd :funny1:

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:14 PM

Thats where she works the late hours


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:nikkiblue: You work at one of those no tell motels?



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Posted 21 December 2012 - 04:36 PM

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 08:35 PM

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:23 PM

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Posted 15 January 2013 - 02:56 PM

Christmas displays in front of my loloffice.



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They're FINALLY taking down the loldecorations from in front of my office.  :clap: