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[JBetty]

i'd skip the 13.0.0.0.0 12:01 AM cool aid thay may be handing out, and no bending over backwards over the stone alter unless you need some organs removed

I'm not the one who questioned why only 18 winals to a tun.

[Feck]

you could always pierce your privates with a sting ray's stinger.

i requested one of my bosses do that once, he didn't, crops failed - go figure

[Ginger Snap]

“No skin off my pecker if New York’s more Jewish than Jerusalem. I’m not ready for Armageddon. I got bills to pay.”

[Feck]

Today's Maya Date: 12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 5
2 Chicchan 8 Mac
15 days until 13.0.0.0.0

[Feck]

Today's Maya Date:
12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 9

6 Muluk 12 Mac
11 days until 13.0.0.0.0

3 days 100+ fever and a case of the mayan revenge - at least i'm loosing weight
started home made chicken matzo ball soup diet yesterday, and the fever is almost gone.

[Feck]

<sup>Today's Maya Date: 12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 11

8 Chuen 14 Mac
9 days until 13.0.0.0.0</sup>

[JBetty]

9 more days!

[Feck]

Today's Maya Date:
12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 13

10 Ben 16 Mac
7 days until 13.0.0.0.0


i'm really just counting sown until the days start to get longer again.

Icelandic Solstice poem by sjón

when your eyes

pause on the ball

that hangs on the third branch from the star

you remember why it got dark and why it is

getting lighter again

the earth (like the heart) slopes in its seat

and like that it travels along an elliptical path

drawn in the darkness

unpolished pearl in sky-black palm of hand

flickering sun-flame

then you remember

that you are yourself a light-bearer

receiving radiance from others

[Feck]

Today's Maya Date: 12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 18
2 Etz'nab 1 Kankin
2 days until 13.0.0.0.0

3 days until 13.0.0.0.11

[JBetty]

[PeaceFrog]

All hail the American night!

What was that?

I don't know

Sounds like guns...thunder.

...Alright! Alright! Alright!

Hey, listen! Listen! Listen, man! listen, man!

I don't know how many you people believe in astrology...

Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a

Sagittarius

The most philosophical of all the signs

But anyway, I don't believe in it

I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself

But I tell you this, man, I tell you this

I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have

My kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames

Alright!

[Jim]

[Jim]

I've been reminded that Friday looks like the VIBEs 2011 forecast felt...

[Jim]

[Feck]

Today's Maya Date: 12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 19

3 Kawak 2 K'ank'in

1 days until 13.0.0.0.0
2 days until 13.0.0.0.1

[JBetty]

Tomorrow's the big day!

[SunshineDrummer]

Tomorrow's the big day!

Think we'll get out of work early?

[Feck]

our office closes at noon, well that is if we're open to begin with.

[JBetty]

Did the Mayans leave any clue as to what time it'll all be over?

[Feck]

olmec'd

[tyedyedee]

i have plans with a bunch of girlfriends i havent seen in months to bring wine and meet at our favorite BYOB thai place in my town
bring on the end
i will be sipping sauvignon blanc and eating extra spicy drunken noodles and crispy basil duck

[Feck]

we're seeing my friend off tonight, i figure i'll be face down on my bed by midnight.

[Jambear]

I hope it all does end.
I will be going home to try and get some sleep before another shitty day at work tomorrow.

[JBetty]

I plan on going out with a bang.

[Feck]

I hope it all does end.
I will be going home to try and get some sleep before another shitty day at work tomorrow.

would you be ok with a new beginning ?

[Jim]

I hope it all does end.
I will be going home to try and get some sleep before another shitty day at work tomorrow.

I feel your pain...
I'm on the 3PM to Midnite shift, so hopefully this will all be over before I have to drive in to work.

[SunshineDrummer]

I feel your pain...
I'm on the 3PM to Midnite shift, so hopefully this will all be over before I have to drive in to work.

Aren't you on call for End of the World Disaster Recovery?

[tyedyedee]

how come everyone isnt running to market basket to buy the makings for french toast?

[SunshineDrummer]

how come everyone isnt running to market basket to buy the makings for french toast?

Because End of the World shopping is canned goods. French toast is only for snowstorms and hurricanes.

[In A Silent Way]

Why would you buy anything but mind-altering substances for End of the World shopping?

[JBetty]

Why would you buy anything but mind-altering substances for End of the World shopping?

Good point.
Think I'll take a spin through the north end of lolHartford on my way home tonight.

[In A Silent Way]

Since my 90-day refills of Zoloft have been coming in faster than I need them, I'm going to really test my tolerance over the next couple of days.

[SunshineDrummer]

Why would you buy anything but mind-altering substances for End of the World shopping?

Gotta have some snacks on hand for when the munchies hit.

[In A Silent Way]

Gotta have some snacks on hand for when the munchies hit.

Cheez Doodles gonna be flyin off the shelves faster than rifles at Walmart.

[SunshineDrummer]

Too bad Twinkies are no more. We could have finally found out if they'd survive the Apocalypse.

[Jim]

Aren't you on call for End of the World Disaster Recovery?

How did I over look that... Sad but true Mel!

From winning the unlucky lottery by being scheduled working during the past 4 bad weather events, they've been calling me "Storm" King

Maybe now it'll be "Apocalypse" Jim

[In A Silent Way]

Good morning star shine

[Feck]

i never knew
Gliddy glub gloopy nibby nabby noopy
means don't forget your umbrella.

[insolent cur]

[JBetty]

Happy End Of The World Friday!

[Feck]

i guess the new one started already

[JBetty]

Isn't tomorrow Day 1?

[Feck]

yesterday was 12 . 19 . 19 . 17 . 19

today is 13.0.0.0.0

[JBetty]

Which would make tomorrow 13.0.0.0.1
Looks like Day 1 to me!

[SunshineDrummer]

Looks like the Magic Oreo was wrong. But damn... that was some shitty weather this morning!

[JBetty]

Blame it on tequila.

[Feck]

Which would make tomorrow 13.0.0.0.1
Looks like Day 1 to me!

it would, but i'm pretty sure the old B'akun ended yesterday and the new one starts on 13.0.0.0.0

end of the world is an old world concept anyway - merica'd

[Feck]

4:20 and it's still daylight !!!!!