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#1 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:37 PM

http://www.nbcconnec...-181008021.html

kurt vonnegut's prediction has become a reality.

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have YOU seen him?!?!

#2 Feck

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:48 PM

unless it's a year round display, what was he doing there on Nov. 6th or before in the first place ?

#3 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 07:55 PM

Uhhh... he's not!

#4 Phishfolk

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:00 PM

He's ascended

#5 Feck

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:00 PM

but he WAS

#6 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:04 PM

in an ironic twist, the people that would be praying around the baby jesus in the manger scene also play well as mourners for the loss of the kidnapped messiah. :mrgreen:

#7 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:06 PM

OK...enough's enough, Jennie. Put Baby Jesus back. It isn't funny anymore.

#8 Gwendolyn

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:18 PM

This is at our local "Santa Village" and has been there since the 50's - cruel kids! I'm assuming and hoping it was kids and not a creep adult! BRING CHRIST BACK or all we'll have on December 25th is MAS.................................

#9 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:34 PM

i'm ok with that. with my taco problem, i live mas at least once a week. :mrgreen:

#10 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:35 PM

OK...enough's enough, Jennie. Put Baby Jesus back. It isn't funny anymore.


yeah, JENNIE!! so sweet and loving, unless a ceramic baby jesus crosses you. :rolling:

#11 Gwendolyn

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:43 PM

i'm ok with that. with my taco problem, i live mas at least once a week. :mrgreen:


BAAA HAAAA good one! the "live" scene they had last Friday they used a real baby! the 10 year old Mary kept almost dropping him - couldnt believe someone allowed their baby to be strewn around like that! ha haha

#12 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:45 PM

I think you should take pictures of him in your travels, then send them to Joe & Mary. Preferably with some sort of ransom note.

#13 Slave Self Promoted

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:46 PM

I think you should take pictures of him in your travels, then send them to mary jo buttafuoco.


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#14 JBetty

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:52 PM

Want to borrow Lil Jerry?

#15 Tim the Beek

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:53 PM

Want to borrow Lil Jerry?


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#16 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:54 PM

"The Adventures of Lil Jerry and Lil Jesus"

Sounds like one of the old Hope/Crosby "Road" movies. :lol:

#17 JBetty

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 08:59 PM

Hmmmmmmmmm...... :moose:

#18 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:04 PM

Uh-oh... I hear a plot hatching...

#19 JBetty

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 09:23 PM

Lil Jerry and Lil Jesus' Excellent Adventure

#20 Java Time

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Posted 27 November 2012 - 10:31 PM

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have YOU seen him?!?!



Ummm...He's right in the center of the pic looking at the crappy fucking bed they made him sleep in!!!

[In Your Best Jesus Voice]

Really?!? 3 fucking wise men and not a single one of ya thought "Hey...maybe the boy King would like a nice Serta Perfect Sleeper"

fuckwads :joker: :jesus:

#21 Jam Fan

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 05:48 AM



#22 cheeseweasel

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 08:06 AM

Jesus?
He prolly went to Venus
And left Levon far behind.

#23 Java Time

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Posted 28 November 2012 - 01:29 PM



:picardfp: g's us



#24 Phishfolk

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 01:25 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRQ2zTsuioA


looks like it would be real hard to remove the gps especially since he just showed the world where the thing is hidden and how to open Jesus off.

#25 gram-man

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 05:57 PM

Jesus?
He prolly went to Venus
And left Levon far behind.



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#26 Jwheelz

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 06:07 PM

they say inside Jesus is forgiveness and love for all mankind... but they're wrong it's actually just a GPS device

#27 Lemireacle

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Posted 04 December 2012 - 06:12 PM

Jesus?
He prolly went to Venus
And left Levon far behind.


Taupin FTW!!