205 replies to this topic

[concert andy]

Grey/white face hair.
Slower metabolism.
Long sits on the bowl.

Eat more fiber, then only two of these will be mother nature fault.

[Spidergawd]

This could be us in a few more years if we don't stay on top of the problem:

[In A Silent Way]

[Java Time]

Well...Lenny can carry it off

[Joker]

On the plus side you can get away with a lot more shit that people will just write off as you being senile

[Jersey Thug]

- silver patches turning to pure silver...everywhere
- being able to predict bad weather without ever checking weather.com
- becoming far more aware of my own mortality and adapting lifelong habits to extend the journey
- i'm more thankful these days for the small things that make my life beautiful, and less needful of big adventures (i still appreciate them...i just don't feel like my life is all about planning for, anticipating and experiencing those moments, any more)
- a marked increase in my desire to be responsible and helpful, making a difference where and when i can
- i'm finally comfortable in my own skin, just in time for it to start wrinkling and changing


but at least my boobs are still fantastic. close friends who are mothers are totally jealous of my rack

[Jwheelz]

:wanders through thread whistling casually:

[Joker]

#1s or GTFO

[Spidergawd]

On the plus side you can get away with a lot more shit that people will just write off as you being senile

This is one thing I'm totally looking forward to.

[Spidergawd]

:wanders through thread whistling casually:

GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KID!!

[Spidergawd]

:rolls recklessly through thread whistling casually:

Oh, and I fixed that for ya.

[KrisNYG]

I know I'm getting older because my friends are all complaining about getting older.

HAH!!! I was listening to a bitch session about this between my friends Donna (47) and Frank (39) on Saturday night. It then dawned on me that I am two months older than Frank, I promptly told him to STFU!

Takes me a little longer to recover after staying up until 4. I'm hoping to be back to normal later today from Saturday's shenanigans.

[JBetty]

Takes me a little longer to recover after staying up until 4. I'm hoping to be back to normal later today from Saturday's shenanigans.

I guess this means you won't be over for lunch.

[williscat2000]

I went to pearl vision last week for glasses.
I don't sleep nearly as much or as deeply as I did when I was younger
i have 2 offspring that weren't there 5 years ago.

[KrisNYG]

I guess this means you won't be over for lunch.

Yeah, not today. Did you get the beepy thing or some Liquid Ass yet?

[JBetty]

No - That's part of your Partner In Crime duties.

[Rionach aka Spec K]

tmi

[BHB]

mostly just aches and pains
being tired more

the thought of staying up all night partying is pretty horrific. it would take me 3 days to recover and there is just no way to do that with work responsibilities.

[Mind Left Body]

tmi

Then don't read the thread. Simple

[Gypsy Bob]

Gray Beard
Blonde Hair morphing to Gray.
Memory a tad porous
Parkinson's is always present but progressing Very Slowly
Time is FLYING by
Wax nostalgic with greater frequency
Developed a ZERO Bull Shit Tolerance Factor
Don't know any of that new fangled music the youngins listen to

[Jwheelz]

Oh, and I fixed that for ya.

if it's any consolation I feel about twenty years older than I really am

[Jersey Thug]

i used to rock and roll every night and party every day. then it was every other day...now, i'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

[Lemireacle]

Then don't read the thread. Simple

FTFW!!

i used to rock and roll every night and party every day. then it was every other day...now, i'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

I love you Thuggie!!

[Jwheelz]

Then don't read the thread. Simple :winkydinky:

[Jersey Thug]

and i love you back, brother

[Lemireacle]

[Joker]

[Tim the Beek]

i used to rock and roll every night and party every day. then it was every other day...now, i'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

[gregoir]

Still pretty damn hot and can pillage with the best of them

[Spidergawd]

i used to rock and roll every night and party every day. then it was every other day...now, i'm lucky to find half an hour a week in which to get funky.

I used to be with it. Then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with ain't it. And what's it seems weeeiiirrd and scary to me.

[BHB]

sometimes there's leakage when i fart

oh cmon!!

[Tim the Beek]

LMFAO!

[china cat]

-I'm smarter now.
-I'm dumber now.

Love this.

[china cat]

oh cmon!!

[china cat]

the thought of staying up all night partying is pretty horrific. it would take me 3 days to recover and there is just no way to do that with work responsibilities.

absolutely. Don't care to pull all nighters ever. again.

[gregoir]

mostly just aches and pains
being tired more

the thought of staying up all night partying is pretty horrific. it would take me 3 days to recover and there is just no way to do that with work responsibilities.

Who are YOU??????

[BHB]

Who are YOU??????

oops, i meant

the thought of staying up all night partying is pretty horrific. unless gregoir, co-founder of the high 5 club, is present..... then we rage on.

[Java Time]

So, it's hit me as of late.... I'm getting old(er)

I went to a bar Friday night and would have preferred to have been home, reading in bed. I can't sleep though the night without needing to pee. I need glasses to help me read. And I'm now using one of those bags on wheels to cart my school materials around campus.

what signs of your age are you noticing?

prolly due to the lack of meat and twinkies in your diet

[BHB]

absolutely. Don't care to pull all nighters ever. again.

the truth is even sadder i'm afraid. i had nights at vibes and strangecreek this year where I was asleep by 10pm.

[Jersey Thug]

i forgot an important one...caring more about myself, my family and our needs than any outside perceptions of us, which makes the process of making better choices for us so much easier. seems simple enough, but i struggled with this for a while before realizing what really matters. now that i have that clear in my head, life is a lot less complicated than i used to make it.

[Java Time]

but at least my boobs are still fantastic. close friends who are mothers are totally jealous of my rack

sadly...I have this same problem

[Wende]

I'm still in my 30's and I feel pretty damn fantastic. I just had a baby last year.....

The only thing I find is I can't get up off the floor as easy anymore.

I am enjoying getting older because it keeps getting better and better.

[Joker]

sadly...I have this same problem

#1s or...ahh nevermind I have a mirror

[Feck]

30, double that and then let me know

[Java Time]

#1s or...ahh nevermind I have a mirror

I'm not at full moob status yet...but soon I'll will be the envy of all women...young and old!!!

[unbroken_chain]

Still pretty damn hot and can pillage with the best of them

this

[KrisNYG]

Still pretty damn hot and can pillage with the best of them, except when I fall asleep by 11:00 on Saturday night at WormTown and abandon my wing-woman.

[gregoir]

It was at least 11:15

[PeaceFrog]

smoke more weed. you won't even notice any of that.

[nancykind]

And don't forget ladies, hit forty and those pubes are goin' bye-bye.

so incorrect that i can't imagine where that even came from!