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#351 BHB

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:02 PM

Ear buds are generally acceptable these days... even if in just 1 ear.

 

I use mine every day...majority of the day too, unless I'm on the phone.

 

Blocking out the insanity / negativity / constant bitching from those around you is highly preferable to having that shit go into your ears  :lol:



#352 JBetty

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:24 PM

Having raised 3 kids I got pretty good at blocking out that shit.   :lol:

But those were my kids and I love them.



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:29 PM

BB is your illegitamte red headed stepchild who colors on the living room walls with black marker.... she needs a beating... I don't think anyone would call social services...



#354 JBetty

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 05:34 PM

Can BB be my ex-husband's illegitimate red headed stepchild who colors on the living room walls with black marker?

Cuz that would make the beat down oh so much more satisfying and severe.



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Posted 23 July 2013 - 06:20 PM

Yes!

 

Don't forget to wet your hand before you smack her in the face... it hurts a lot more!



#356 Spidergawd

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Posted 23 July 2013 - 08:26 PM

STILL waiting for the deskschlong #1.  :tapfoot:



#357 JBetty

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 12:32 PM

I'll do it today, if you come to Vibes tomorrow.   :smile:



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Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:30 PM

flip the switch on her, where this next week

 

 

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#359 JBetty

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Posted 24 July 2013 - 07:49 PM

You've GOT to be effen kidding me.   :shocked:



#360 JBetty

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Posted 13 August 2013 - 02:22 PM

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Posted 14 August 2013 - 01:32 PM

hola!

 

I've been MIA.

 

Can you advise a status upgrade on the BB?

 



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Posted 14 August 2013 - 02:46 PM

Actually, it's been mercifully quiet around here lately.

She pretty much stays in her office, unless OA is here to bullshit with.

Now I know that this is not very good for your lulz factor, but I am enjoying it immensely.  :smile:



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Posted 14 August 2013 - 10:40 PM

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#364 TEO

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 04:37 PM

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#365 JBetty

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Posted 23 August 2013 - 05:03 PM

:funny1:



#366 JBetty

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Posted 28 August 2013 - 01:45 PM

Just got attitude for not parking close enough to the building.   :huh:

REALLY?   I should park over the oil tank so I either have to move my car or take a chance on the oil guy scratching up my car while dragging the hose around?

Why don't you park there instead of bitching at me to do so?   :rolleyes:



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Posted 29 August 2013 - 03:52 PM

key her car!!

 

cut her brake lines!!



#368 JBetty

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Posted 29 August 2013 - 04:29 PM

I still like the idea of Liquid Assing the air vents.   :lol:



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Posted 30 August 2013 - 04:10 PM

when you pass her in the hallway, pretend you trip and fall into her, and in the process, give her a good hard uppercut right to the tit.



#370 JBetty

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Posted 30 August 2013 - 04:31 PM

No thanks.

I don't want to touch her and have all that negativity rub off on me.



#371 JBetty

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Posted 20 September 2013 - 06:25 PM

Things are awfully quiet these days.

Rumor has it she's finally gotten herself into psychotherapy.



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Posted 26 September 2013 - 11:59 AM

Sign for your desk, just in case.

 

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#373 JBetty

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Posted 26 September 2013 - 02:09 PM

:rolling:



#374 JBetty

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Posted 22 October 2013 - 01:15 PM

Could have used that sign this morning.

 

BB came in loaded for bear today, when a simple polite request to pass along the FedEx bill would have sufficed.

She hadn't even taken her coat off before she started in on me.

After she left my office, OA looked at me and said, "What a bitch!".

Wish I was good with the snappy come-backs.



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Posted 01 November 2013 - 05:01 PM

BB came in to my office holding the Federal Express bill that I had a charge taken off from because the package was picked up but never actually delivered.

 

BB - What does THIS mean? (pointing to the note I attached detailing the person's name I spoke with, date, time and reason for removing the charge)

Me - Octavia.  That's the woman's name I spoke with.

BB - Well that's confusing.  Who does she work for.

Me - Federal Express, of course.

BB - You didn't write down that you called Federal Express to resolve this.

Me - Who else would I call to resolve a Federal Express billing issue?   UPS?

BB - You HAVE to write down, "Called Federal Express" or it is not clear to me who you called.   *stomps out of my office*

Me - :facepalm:



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Posted 01 November 2013 - 07:14 PM

at least you gave a bit of a spicy answer... keep at it.



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:36 PM

25 days without an incident?



#378 JBetty

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:46 PM

You are correct, sir.

Psychotherapy sessions have been confirmed, but the ingestion of psycho drugs is still inconclusive.

Sorry for the recent lack of lulz.



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:47 PM

She actually apologized to me today for misplacing an invoice, after blaming the disappearance on me.   :shocked:



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:51 PM

wow... so she was legit crazypants then.... glad she's actually getting some help.



#381 JBetty

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 08:55 PM

Preaching to the choir here, BHB.

Preaching to the choir.

 

 

Makes me glad I took the high road and didn't go the Liquid Ass route.

She might have killed me for that.  Literally.



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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:09 PM

Was I not the one who talked you off the ledge when you were going to shit on the hood of her car?

 

I think you owe me a thank you here...



#383 JBetty

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Posted 26 November 2013 - 09:21 PM

That was Wit.



#384 Spidergawd

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 03:16 PM

I'm still lobbying strongly for the Liquid Ass.



#385 CTMuleman

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Posted 06 December 2013 - 09:35 PM

I'm at JBetty's office waiting for her meeting to end. Guess it's time to crop dust BB's office! :funny1:

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#386 JBetty

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Posted 09 December 2013 - 01:36 PM

Too bad you forgot to bring the Liquid Ass.



#387 JBetty

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 05:20 PM

BB was heading out the door to go to lunch.

 

BB - I'm going to lunch

OA - OK, enjoy the nice weather

*silence as BB walks out the door*

OA (who, remember, is 72 years old) - What's the matter, does she have a rod up her ass today?

Me - Why should today be any different?

OA - What a bitch.



#388 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2014 - 12:06 PM

Soooo... we're coming back to Vibes this year.  That means deskschlong #1s are imminent, right?



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Posted 27 March 2014 - 12:25 PM

:rolling:  

 

 

How do you figure?



#390 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2014 - 07:40 PM

:rolling:

 

 

How do you figure?

 

This is how ↓

 

STILL waiting for the deskschlong #1.  :tapfoot:

 

 

I'll do it today, if you come to Vibes tomorrow.   :smile:


#391 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2014 - 07:49 PM

You won't be at Vibes tomorrow, so NO DESKSCHLONG #1 FOR YOU!



#392 Spidergawd

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Posted 28 March 2014 - 12:17 PM

Damn technicalities!!  :joker:



#393 JBetty

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Posted 28 March 2014 - 12:59 PM

She's actually mellowed out quite a bit since last summer.

Rumor has it she's in therapy and hopefully there's medication involved.

At any rate, she has toned it way down to snide sarcasm and (preferably) the silent treatment, and does not scream and yell anymore.

Seems this thread has just about run it's course.



#394 DumbAssDave

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Posted 30 March 2014 - 11:55 PM

Hi JBetty, saw the title to this post and thought about you before I even saw it was you lol. Deb and I are joining you again at Vibes so I need to start posting.



#395 JBetty

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Posted 31 March 2014 - 02:13 PM

One post and gone.   :lol:



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Posted 01 April 2014 - 01:39 PM

I didn't know you were online. Deb is thinking about bringing her gandson also. He is 15.



#397 JBetty

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 01:50 PM

Lots of people bring kids.



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Posted 01 April 2014 - 04:21 PM

Deb's a bookkeeper?  :dunno:

 

 

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Posted 01 April 2014 - 04:35 PM

Yeah I know that. He's a good kid and really into music. he is an amazing guitarist. Plus he can help us find out tent late at night.