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#251 unbroken_chain

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Posted 27 February 2013 - 09:37 PM

:clap:  This is the most sense you've made all day!

 

But I'm certainly not going to be the one to add more "fucking" to her life, one way or another.     

Care to volunteer for the job? 

 

This thread is useless without pics.   But whatever, buy me dinner and I'm down. :coffee:



#252 JBetty

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Posted 28 February 2013 - 01:37 PM

It's not a great picture cuz I had to take it on the sly.

Do I still have to buy you dinner?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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#253 JBetty

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:24 PM

She's starting early today.

We have 4 large trucks in the lot that arrived around 8:15.

BB comes waltzing in at 8:20 bitching about how she can't get into "her" parking spot because one of the trucks is blocking it.

STFU and try not being late for once - then this won't be an issue.  :rolleyes:



#254 BHB

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:29 PM

When is she supposed to be there? 8?

Where did she end up parking?

#255 JBetty

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:13 PM

8:00.  It's really not a big deal for office people to come in late, except for the fact that she insists on everyone writing down the time they come in late so she can dock their pay accordingly (8 minutes late and you're out 15 minutes pay), and never signs in late or out early herself.

She parked about 30' from the office door, which is closer than she usually parks.    

 

It's been a lovely morning so far.   :rolleyes:

Can't wait to see what the rest of the day brings.



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:21 PM

You really should embrace the whole retaliation thing.

 

Is the area monitored by a security camera?

 

Can you get a pair of rubber gloves, find some fresh dog poo and smear it under her driver's side door lever?



#257 unbroken_chain

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:34 PM

that cannot really be here in that photo...   how sly is it when they are staring at the camera? :tapfoot:



#258 JBetty

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:54 PM

You really should embrace the whole retaliation thing.

 

Is the area monitored by a security camera?

 

Can you get a pair of rubber gloves, find some fresh dog poo and smear it under her driver's side door lever?

 

 

 

Liquid Ass would be easier. 



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Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:55 PM

that cannot really be here in that photo...   how sly is it when they are staring at the camera? :tapfoot:

 

 

 

I have one of those stealth lapel pin cameras. 



#260 unbroken_chain

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:03 PM

I know that is not the truth.  I just know it.



#261 unbroken_chain

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:04 PM

ok.  if it IS the truth, hook a brother up and paste the camera to the top of your shoe, and stand really close to her... it's upskirt time. :woot:  :coffee:



#262 unbroken_chain

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 02:27 PM

you are quite unwell, quite unwell indeed.



#263 JBetty

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:10 PM

That's quite the compliment, coming from you.  :smile:

Thanks!



#264 BHB

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Posted 13 March 2013 - 03:21 PM

?



#265 BHB

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:09 PM

?



#266 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:22 PM

Yes, BHB - I see you have had your hand raised since March 13th.

What is your question?



#267 BHB

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 07:45 PM

Could you de-prioritize your current actions items and advise a status update on the BB?



#268 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:01 PM

Well, I pissed her off big time last week by not asking my shop guy to go to her office and get the letter I didn't know she had to take to the post office that day, so he could take it to the post office when he was heading down there.

So she had to go do it herself and was still fuming and slamming doors when she got back 15 minutes later, mumbling about rude and inconsiderate people, stopped by Office Assistant's desk to bitch about me to her, and then OA had to answer the phone so BB stomped back to her office.

5 minutes later OA gets a call from BB to bitch some more about it and OA finally says, "ENOUGH!  I don't want to hear any more!" and hangs up the phone.

I start laughing and OA tells me it's really not that funny because she is the one who has to put up with the bitching, and I say only because you let her, and OA says that BB is lonely and really needs a boyfriend now that her husband has been dead for a few years.

I look at OA and say, "So you're telling me that she just needs to get laid?".

And OA (who is 72 years old) says, "That's not what I said...  but it sure couldn't hurt.".



#269 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:04 PM

:lol:



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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:14 PM

nice. put a big rubber dong on her desk with a bow on it and no note or card.



#271 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:26 PM

You really are trying to get me fired, aren't you.  :spank:



#272 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:27 PM

I think he's trying to get BB fired.  After all, she'd be the one with a giant shlong sitting on her desk. 



#273 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:29 PM

nice. put a big rubber dong on her desk with a bow on it and no note or card.

 

Now this is a solid plan!

 

 

JB, forgive me if this has been covered, but have you complained to management about this?



#274 BHB

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

Ya... just drop it there right before she gets in.

 

Then walk over 30 seconds after she gets to her desk and yell "WOW... YOU HAVE A GIANT RUBBER COCK ON YOUR DESK! WHAT'S THAT FOR?"



#275 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

I think he's trying to get BB fired.  After all, she'd be the one with a giant shlong sitting on her desk. 

 

 

Exactly.  Who's going to get in trouble, the one working at a clean desk, or the one bitching with a deskschlong?



#276 Spidergawd

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:31 PM

Ya... just drop it there right before she gets in.

 

Then walk over 30 seconds after she gets to her desk and yell "WOW... YOU HAVE A GIANT RUBBER COCK ON YOUR DESK! WHAT'S THAT FOR?"

 

:lol:  Nice touch with the commentary.



#277 BHB

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:33 PM

oh snap we got dirty diapered! 

 

that seems like something BB would do.

 

are rubber dongs not allowed in the main forum? I must have missed that memo... :dunno:



#278 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:38 PM

Way to go, dumbfucks.   :rolleyes:

 

 

 

 

 

:rotf:  :rolling:



#279 JBetty

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:38 PM

 lolDeskschlong



#280 cassady

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Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:41 PM

family forum folks.....



#281 JBetty

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 06:59 PM

Thanks for bringing this thread back from oblivion.  :heart:

 

I'm sure we'll all be very happy here in our lovely new diaper home.   :mrgreen:



#282 BHB

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:03 PM

I'm not even going to post in the Family Forum until September.



#283 TEO

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:04 PM

Prolly otta be the dirty Depends forum.   :funny1:



#284 JBetty

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:07 PM

You'll be missed BHB, but you stay here and talk about all the deskschlongs you like.   :lol: 

 

 

 

Prolly otta be the dirty Depends forum.   :funny1:

 

 

Can we give it a whirl and see how it goes? 



#285 TEO

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:12 PM

I'll report back to you on that.



#286 Depends

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 07:59 PM

Prolly otta be the dirty Depends forum.   :funny1:

hey....  I'm watching you...



#287 TEO

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:19 PM

Every breath?



#288 Depends

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:24 PM

every move you make



#289 TEO

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:29 PM

:jamguy:



#290 Depends

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:30 PM

 The Dirty Depends.

 

It brings the lulz



#291 Tim the Beek

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Posted 28 March 2013 - 08:34 PM

.... the one bitching with a deskschlong?

 

You rock. :lol:



#292 Spidergawd

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 12:23 PM

Oh shit, I deskschlong'd the thread!!  This is why we can't have nice things.



#293 JBetty

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:08 PM

A deskschlong isn't a nice thing?



#294 BHB

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:09 PM

your job is to convince BB that 2 is better than 1.



#295 JBetty

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Posted 29 March 2013 - 01:21 PM

Perhaps if I start with the legend of DHJ, 2 won't seem so far fetched. 



#296 Spidergawd

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Posted 01 April 2013 - 01:19 PM

A deskschlong isn't a nice thing?

 

Hmmmm.  Solid point.



#297 BHB

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:21 PM

For all the fuss I made when this thread was nuked, you'd think I'd be more on the ball with providing timely updates for you fine people.

 

 

Ya I was kinda thinking the same thing :bananassad:



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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:35 PM

:lol:  You funny, Mr. BHB.

 

If you recall, it was not me but the people, with you leading the way who demanded that it be returned.

I started a sarcastic thread thanking you and SunshineDrummer and Spidergawd for getting the BB thread nuked with all the deskschlong talk.

Then, in a surprising twist of events, it was revealed that it was not you guys but a picture I had posted weeks before that got the BB thread nuked, then they decided to remove the picture and de-nuke the thread, and then the Thank You thread was nuked.

Power To The People!  Right on.   :Phishfolk:

 

This place sure does bring the lulz!     :rolling:



#299 BHB

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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:38 PM

yes, all fine points. 

 

Can I have my update now?  It's kinda like my heroin.... and I need my heroin.



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Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:52 PM

Not much to report recently, so here's some methadone.

 

BB has pretty much been staying back in her office and out of my way the past couple of weeks, thankfully.

But she did come back from lunch today, this beautiful, lovely, sunny 73 degree day to bitch about the oil truck in the parking lot blocking "her" space, so she had to park 15 feet or so further away from the building.

Yeah - the same truck was blocking where I usually park, so I parked 50 feet further away and enjoyed the short walk back to the building.