Posted 27 February 2013 - 09:37 PM
This is the most sense you've made all day!
But I'm certainly not going to be the one to add more "fucking" to her life, one way or another.
Care to volunteer for the job?
This thread is useless without pics. But whatever, buy me dinner and I'm down. 
Posted 13 March 2013 - 12:24 PM
She's starting early today.
We have 4 large trucks in the lot that arrived around 8:15.
BB comes waltzing in at 8:20 bitching about how she can't get into "her" parking spot because one of the trucks is blocking it.
STFU and try not being late for once - then this won't be an issue. 
Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:13 PM
8:00. It's really not a big deal for office people to come in late, except for the fact that she insists on everyone writing down the time they come in late so she can dock their pay accordingly (8 minutes late and you're out 15 minutes pay), and never signs in late or out early herself.
She parked about 30' from the office door, which is closer than she usually parks.
It's been a lovely morning so far.
Can't wait to see what the rest of the day brings.
Posted 13 March 2013 - 01:54 PM
You really should embrace the whole retaliation thing.
Is the area monitored by a security camera?
Can you get a pair of rubber gloves, find some fresh dog poo and smear it under her driver's side door lever?
Liquid Ass would be easier.
Posted 27 March 2013 - 08:01 PM
Well, I pissed her off big time last week by not asking my shop guy to go to her office and get the letter I didn't know she had to take to the post office that day, so he could take it to the post office when he was heading down there.
So she had to go do it herself and was still fuming and slamming doors when she got back 15 minutes later, mumbling about rude and inconsiderate people, stopped by Office Assistant's desk to bitch about me to her, and then OA had to answer the phone so BB stomped back to her office.
5 minutes later OA gets a call from BB to bitch some more about it and OA finally says, "ENOUGH! I don't want to hear any more!" and hangs up the phone.
I start laughing and OA tells me it's really not that funny because she is the one who has to put up with the bitching, and I say only because you let her, and OA says that BB is lonely and really needs a boyfriend now that her husband has been dead for a few years.
I look at OA and say, "So you're telling me that she just needs to get laid?".
And OA (who is 72 years old) says, "That's not what I said... but it sure couldn't hurt.".
Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:35 PM
You funny, Mr. BHB.
If you recall, it was not me but the people, with you leading the way who demanded that it be returned.
I started a sarcastic thread thanking you and SunshineDrummer and Spidergawd for getting the BB thread nuked with all the deskschlong talk.
Then, in a surprising twist of events, it was revealed that it was not you guys but a picture I had posted weeks before that got the BB thread nuked, then they decided to remove the picture and de-nuke the thread, and then the Thank You thread was nuked.
Power To The People! Right on. 
This place sure does bring the lulz! 
Posted 09 April 2013 - 05:52 PM
Not much to report recently, so here's some methadone.
BB has pretty much been staying back in her office and out of my way the past couple of weeks, thankfully.
But she did come back from lunch today, this beautiful, lovely, sunny 73 degree day to bitch about the oil truck in the parking lot blocking "her" space, so she had to park 15 feet or so further away from the building.
Yeah - the same truck was blocking where I usually park, so I parked 50 feet further away and enjoyed the short walk back to the building.
