Hmmmm... can I actually count to zero? Is that even possible??
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Bitchy Bookkeeper
Started by
JBetty
, Nov 14 2012 08:52 PM
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#225
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 07:43 PM
I still use large paper clips on occasion just for the personal lulz - no repercussions as of yet. 
But I just got bitched out for leaving a few papers for her and one of them WAS PUT THERE BY MISTAKE AND SHOULD NOT HAVE BEEN IN THE PILE!!! 
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 08:12 PM
Could be, I would have thought it would be more fun to shred say 1/2 or 3/4 of the document then go oopsie and pull from shredder and return to you. Prolly shouldn't tell her about that...
Fortunately, I back up most all of my paperwork on the computer.
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:02 PM
has there been any recurrences of your 9's looking like 7's ?
I have been working very hard on keeping my 9's in neat and proper appearance, and monitor them constantly.
If one starts to look too much like a 7, I just give it a little more head.
Seems to keep everyone happy. :winkydinky:
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Posted 06 February 2013 - 09:28 PM
In turn, it's only fair you ask BB how much head she gives. Let us know how it goes.
Information I neither need nor want. 
But this does give me an idea.
Next time she bitches about my 9's looking like 7's, I'll ask her how much more head does she think I should give it.
Followed up by me revealing how many fucks I actually give.
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:02 PM
And the epic saga continues.
Got bitched out earlier today for writing in the log book that Rick is out.
BB - Jennifer, when someone is out sick you have to write SICK in the book, not OUT.
Me - I didn't talk to him. I was just told that he is out, not that he is sick.
BB - I didn't say you knew he is sick today, I'm just saying that when someone is out sick it needs to say SICK in the book. I need that information for accounting purposes.
Me - If I didn't know he is sick today, why would I write SICK in the book?
BB - I just told you why - I NEED THAT INFORMATION FOR ACCOUNTING PURPOSES.
Me - And did Ken tell you that he was sick?
BB - Yes, I had to go ask him.
Me - 
BB - *stalks out of the room*
#244
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:24 PM
BB will not be contacted for any but the most pressing of needs.
If they're sick, on vacation, or at a Dr appt, it must be stated so and the employee will be paid for time out of the office.
I've been here over 4 years and know the drill.
If the employee is taking personal time, they are not paid and it's none of her fucking business what they are doing.
In that case, OUT is the proper word to be used.
What's an entry legend?
#245
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:28 PM
How are you supposed to torment her with endless questions if you don't contact her?
I just meant a legend that explains what each book entry should be used for.
I think "none of your fucking business" would be a great one to use for personal days.
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 07:41 PM
How are you supposed to torment her with endless questions if you don't contact her?
I just meant a legend that explains what each book entry should be used for.
I don't want to torment her.
I just want her to retire and go away forever.
No entry legend.
I have told her "it's none of your fucking business" when she asked me why I was going to be out the next day, but I didn't say the "fucking" part.
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Posted 27 February 2013 - 08:58 PM
perhaps if she had more "fucking" in her life, she be far less of a bitch
This is the most sense you've made all day!
But I'm certainly not going to be the one to add more "fucking" to her life, one way or another.
Care to volunteer for the job?
