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#151 TEO

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 10:47 PM

I'm doing it wrong and JBetty's snickering at it is sufficient thank you very much!


Guess your next career will not be a parking attendant.

#152 insolent cur

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Posted 29 November 2012 - 11:27 PM

I really have to place an odor soon.


fixed.

#153 Slarti

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:41 AM

nice top, vibegawds :lol:

#154 nikkiblue

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:49 AM

This woman has had it out for me since the first day I walked in the door, and I have no idea why.
I've never been anything but nice and polite to her.

She has bitched at me for using the wrong size paper clip.
She has bitched at me for parking 10" too far to the left, in a parking lot that isn't even half full.
She has bitched at me for forgetting to write in the log book when I am late, yet she never does the same and is late 4 out of 5 days every week.
She has bitched at me for writing the number 9 wrong. It looks too much like a 7.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on......
The boss has told me that she bitches about me so much, he isn't even going to tell me about it because he doesn't give a shit about it all.

If it's the kind of office where you can't come right out and tell her to go fuck herself, then it's probably the type of place that you can file a report with HR?

but,

...my personal approach would be to show no sign that she is getting to you. Talk to her like she's an idiot... very slowly and deliberately explain things to her that you know she already knows. Use that tone.... you know, that tone.

Incident Of The Day

BB comes out to the billing files, which are in my office, opens a file drawer and glares at me over her shoulder.

BB - What did you do to this file?
Me - Nothing.
BB - All the files are pushed way to the back, you must have done something to it!
Me - I didn't do anything. They must have slid back the last time you closed the drawer.
BB - grumblemumblebitchbitchbitch as she carefully spaces each file out evenly and stalks back to her office.


:rolling:


OK, I'm not even partially in to reading thread, but its makin me crack up so far!!! LOLOLOL!!

#155 nikkiblue

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:51 AM

^ya that.

Drop the fuckin C-Bomb like a boss! You wanna do it, we want you to do it. No judgements.

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OMG!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#156 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 01:33 PM

Sounds like this can all be fixed if I show you how to park straight! :mrgreen:



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I'm doing it wrong and JBetty's snickering at it is sufficient thank you very much!

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#157 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:32 PM

Where's Lil Jerry?




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#158 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:39 PM

Oh Look! He's hanging out on my car in my office parking lot. :funny1:




 

 

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#159 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 03:42 PM

:rolling:

So how are things in BB land today?

#160 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 04:48 PM

She's been in her office all morning.
But the day is still young....

#161 BHB

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:00 PM

c-bomb


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#162 Jersey Thug

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:09 PM

^ya that.

Drop the fuckin C-Bomb like a boss! You wanna do it, we want you to do it. No judgements.


:lol:

last night, we were waiting for Jason's parents to get to our place and i was taking the dog for a walk. just as i opened the front door and stepped outside, Jason dropped something on his foot and yelled "OH YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!"

i took the opportunity to say (loudly) "oh hi mom...hi pop!!"

he instantly turned gray, then bright red before i broke into laughter. not sure whether he'll think twice before using his favorite epithet next time or not, but the look on his face was priceless :lol:

#163 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:12 PM

:clap:

#164 BHB

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:22 PM

nice!

#165 TEO

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 07:33 PM

:lol:

#166 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 08:56 PM

Any updates from BB land?

#167 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:11 PM

Thankfully no. She's been holed up in her office all day long. :bouncey:
Happy Friday!

#168 JBetty

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:22 PM

I love the last business day of every month. :lol:

#169 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 30 November 2012 - 09:29 PM

:v:

#170 JBetty

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:35 PM

Shack dragged the fake Christmas tree out earlier today and hung the balls on it.
BB is now adjusting the hanging balls.

#171 CTMuleman

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:37 PM

#1's

#172 BHB

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:39 PM

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#173 JBetty

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:41 PM

Fuck NO!

#174 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:54 PM

BB is now adjusting the hanging balls.


Who's the lucky adjustee? :lol:

#175 JBetty

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 07:58 PM

Who's the lucky adjustee? :lol:



If you want to get all technical 'n shit, they belong to my boss.

#176 hoagie

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Posted 12 December 2012 - 08:01 PM

If you want to get all technical 'n shit, they belong to my boss.


He has large ornaments.

#177 JBetty

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 05:08 PM

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#178 Spidergawd

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 05:51 PM

So have you parked 2mm from her driver's door yet, so the bitch has to crawl over the hump?

If not, you SHOULD! Merry Christmas, bitch!

#179 Jwheelz

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:15 PM

and BHB is still waiting for the C-bomb :noodle:

#180 Spidergawd

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:52 PM

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#181 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 06:55 PM

Is she still playing with your boss's balls? Or has she gotten them just exactly perfect?

#182 JBetty

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:07 PM

JBetty does not c-bomb anyone, though if anyone ever deserves it, BB is a prime candidate.

She has a tendency to adjust the boss's balls on a daily basis this time of year, though I sincerely doubt that they'll ever be perfect.

#183 Jwheelz

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:11 PM

one ball's always gonna hang a little lower

#184 JBetty

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:27 PM

These balls are all over the place.

#185 TEO

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Posted 19 December 2012 - 07:29 PM

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#186 JBetty

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Posted 20 December 2012 - 08:21 PM

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#187 JBetty

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 02:59 PM

FNPM fondled the boss's balls, relocating one of them in the process.

It really could be the end of the world for JBetty once BB sees the carnage. :bye:

#188 JBetty

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:05 PM

It's taken her all day, but BB is now playing with the boss's balls.
Looks like I dodged a meteor and have not been implicated in the crime. Posted Image

#189 CTMuleman

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:06 PM

If I had had more time, I would have totally rearranged the tree. :devil:

#190 JBetty

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Posted 21 December 2012 - 09:10 PM

Excessive fondling of the boss's balls. :naughty:

Pretty sure he enjoyed it as much as you did. :winkydinky:

#191 JBetty

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Posted 26 December 2012 - 03:18 PM

She continues to readjust the balls... :rolleyes:

Somebody get the heat working in her office so she'll GTFO of mine! :joker:

#192 JBetty

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 05:14 PM

BB just finished removing the boss' balls.

There will be no further readjustments for 11 months.

#193 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 07:47 PM

Man..... boss must be pretty sore by now.

#194 JBetty

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:11 PM

Should I leave this on his desk?



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#195 SunshineDrummer

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:13 PM

Would probably be appreciated.

#196 JBetty

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:18 PM

I'll sign the card - BB

#197 unbroken_chain

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Posted 02 January 2013 - 09:47 PM

I hope you at least walk by and whisper weird shit, and then when she's like "what"??
just make a funny "huh" face..
at least.

#198 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 08:46 PM

NO!  I have ZERO FUCKS to give concerning the parking of cars in the office parking lot, goddammit!  

We've been through this before so STFU and get out of my office.    :carla:



#199 TEO

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:29 PM

:crazy:



#200 JBetty

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Posted 16 January 2013 - 09:35 PM

ZERO FUCKS!  Count them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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