I'm doing it wrong and JBetty's snickering at it is sufficient thank you very much!
Guess your next career will not be a parking attendant.
Bitchy Bookkeeper
Started by
JBetty
, Nov 14 2012 08:52 PM
315 replies to this topic
#154
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- VibeTribe
- 15,477 posts
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Posted 30 November 2012 - 12:49 AM
This woman has had it out for me since the first day I walked in the door, and I have no idea why.
I've never been anything but nice and polite to her.
She has bitched at me for using the wrong size paper clip.
She has bitched at me for parking 10" too far to the left, in a parking lot that isn't even half full.
She has bitched at me for forgetting to write in the log book when I am late, yet she never does the same and is late 4 out of 5 days every week.
She has bitched at me for writing the number 9 wrong. It looks too much like a 7.
The list goes on and on and on and on and on......
The boss has told me that she bitches about me so much, he isn't even going to tell me about it because he doesn't give a shit about it all.
If it's the kind of office where you can't come right out and tell her to go fuck herself, then it's probably the type of place that you can file a report with HR?
but,
...my personal approach would be to show no sign that she is getting to you. Talk to her like she's an idiot... very slowly and deliberately explain things to her that you know she already knows. Use that tone.... you know, that tone.
Incident Of The Day
BB comes out to the billing files, which are in my office, opens a file drawer and glares at me over her shoulder.
BB - What did you do to this file?
Me - Nothing.
BB - All the files are pushed way to the back, you must have done something to it!
Me - I didn't do anything. They must have slid back the last time you closed the drawer.
BB - grumblemumblebitchbitchbitch as she carefully spaces each file out evenly and stalks back to her office.
OK, I'm not even partially in to reading thread, but its makin me crack up so far!!! LOLOLOL!!
#162
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- VibeTribe
- 12,072 posts
Posted 30 November 2012 - 05:09 PM
^ya that.
Drop the fuckin C-Bomb like a boss! You wanna do it, we want you to do it. No judgements.
last night, we were waiting for Jason's parents to get to our place and i was taking the dog for a walk. just as i opened the front door and stepped outside, Jason dropped something on his foot and yelled "OH YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!!"
i took the opportunity to say (loudly) "oh hi mom...hi pop!!"
he instantly turned gray, then bright red before i broke into laughter. not sure whether he'll think twice before using his favorite epithet next time or not, but the look on his face was priceless
